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[mileS]

Best Shaq song ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Jztd_HsPY

"When I talk.. 5-0 pulls out da chalk"

DAMN RUN THAT BACK!

 

[Forceatowulf]

Rapes:

Kobe 1

Shaq 0

Divorces:

Kobe 0

Shaq 1

Kobe wins again

 

[siddx]

Rapes:

Kobe 1

Shaq 0

lmao

 

[BrokenBox]

I love you, Shaq. Thank you!

 

[dream]

Divorces:

Kobe 0

Shaq 1

Kobe wins again

Which was Kobe's fault.

Fucking snitch. I can't believe he never caught a beating* for that.

*for white knight GAF: by beating I mean a stern talking to where Shaq gets an opportunity to let Kobe know how betrayed he felt.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Which was Kobe's fault.

Fucking snitch. I can't believe he never caught a beating* for that.

*for white knight GAF: by beating I mean a stern talking to where Shaq gets an opportunity to let Kobe know how betrayed he felt.

Shaq didn't do shit(other than skip town like a bitch) because he knew who the real Alpha-Male was.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Damn, dudes been playing since I was in the first grade. Well good for him, If I were him I'd be at home fucking hoops right now. Dudes probably gonna be big as fuck a year from now.

 

[Tamanon]

Man, I f'in loved Shaq back in the day, probably should've retired after the Heat run. But go into that Sunset, you big ass man.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

the news in Houston was hilarious....

Shaq, who couldn't stop Rockets in '95 finals, says he's quitting

LOL they printed that?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Shaq is never quitting. I refuse to believe this.

 

[Lebron]

Damn, dudes been playing since I was in the first grade. Well good for him, If I were him I'd be at home fucking hoops right now. Dudes probably gonna be big as fuck a year from now.

He's smanging Hoopz?

It all makes sense now.

 

[thedrizzle34]

i've been using the 34 in my screen names online since the day Shaq signed with the Lakers. I didn't like him that much post-LA, but I would be very surprised if any big man dominates like he did any time soon.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Real talk... Shaq hasn't done anything of importance since he left Kobe's side. Other than of course Wade carrying his ass to a ring thanks mostly in part to David Sterns refs and then hopping from Contender Pretender options A, B and C...

Dude effectively ended his career as "The Big Journeyman" for goodness sakes.

 

[white dynamite]

gonna miss the big guy.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

Shaq was still playing? Wow, that's crazy. Go Shaq!

 

[AirBrian]

Divorces:

Kobe 0

Shaq 1

Kobe wins again

Amount spent on rings to keep wife after fuckup:

Kobe: $4,000,000.00
Shaq: $0.00

Shaq wins again!

 

[NumberTwo]

End of an era.

 

[Black Mamba]

Real talk... Shaq hasn't done anything of importance since he left Kobe's side. Other than of course Wade carrying his ass to a ring thanks mostly in part to David Sterns refs and then hopping from Contender Pretender options A, B and C...

Dude effectively ended his career as "The Big Journeyman" for goodness sakes.

It's okay dude, let it go. He's retired now. Let's remember the good times, like Shaq singing to Cheers and dissin' on Vlade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6fALt84dt4

 

[Forceatowulf]

Amount spent on rings to keep wife after fuckup:

Kobe: $4,000,000.00
Shaq: $0.00

Shaq wins again!

Number of times swept in the finals:

Kobe 0

Shaq 1

Kobe wins again

edit - oh and wasn't Shaqs wife hording a shit load of his money?? I guarantee you it was more than just 4 mill. Fucking lulz

Kobe wins again

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Applause for one of the best to ever play the position in any era.

A team with Shaq in his prime was a team to be feared.

 

[SouthernDragon]

Shaq is a gentleman.

 

[Rorschach]

Finals MVPs

Kobe 2

Shaq 3

Over half of his rings are still from being the Jud Buechler of the team.

And the latter one of those 2 Kobe ones was absolute horse shit. Inarguable.

 

[Lijik]

http://cdn.wickedchopspoker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/candice-swanepoel-dress-aug-02.jpg

Spoiler

Im pissed I cant post hot girls in the contest thread

 

[Forceatowulf]

Shaq is a gentleman.

Yeah I remember his Mistress saying something to that effect when she teamed up with his then wife during their divorce.

A "class act" I think is what she called him.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

We'll miss you big diesel!

EDIT: Shaq killed this song. Shit used to go hard back in the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIAVegnlNjc

 

[Salsa]

who's laughing now?

its like BOOM!

 

[Forceatowulf]

You guys are all wrong. Shaqs best track was definitely this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D70cPxYHb0

Y'all remember that? Dude straight killed it.

 

[dream]

Remember when Shaq went all horrorcore back when people were listening to shit like Gravediggaz? Good times.

 

[Bluth]

I'd rather hang out with Shaq than Kobe. Fuck Kobe.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

You guys are all wrong. Shaqs best track was definitely this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D70cPxYHb0

Y'all remember that? Dude straight killed it.

No, it was this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_b1fH2LtY

I still have that CD laying around somewhere. It was the only song on the album I listened to.

 

[enzo_gt]

who's laughing now?

its like BOOM!

This post was incredible. :lol