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[Megafoo Chavez]

I used to bother using the attachments on my whal personal trimmer. But instead I now just go in without any attachments and brush my pubic region with delicate precision. After I have obtained my desired length on my upper bush I suggest using a mach 3 to totally shave back any pubes that may be invading penis territory. Afterwards I shampoo and condition the hair real well and proceed to my scrotum. Where I shave totally smooth using king of shaves shaving gel. Then I rinse off totally then check to see if I missed any lone rangers. After I dry off I use nivea aftershave on the areas.

Update:: Ass Crack Shaving.

Ass Crack shaving is a problem that has plagued young men everywhere. The mass amount of hair that grows in a mans ass crack can cause all kinds of problems. The lingering Assy odor that can stay in your hairs is most certaintly not going to be appealing to any faces that could be venturing in the general area. My solution? Wax it. just bare the pain. Go to your local store and pick up some simple nair wax, microwave it for 15 seconds and shove some paper inbetween and rip it out as fast as you can. If this seems out of the question to you, some of the smaller personal trimmers out there can do the trick, but the hair grows back so quick, you'll be shaving your ass 3 times a week. There also is always the good ol sciszor to snip away at the hair, but let me tell you from experience, one false move can lead you to some certain unpleasantries.

what have we learned? if you need your ass to smell good pack it full of scented baby powder

 

[Zep]

You a porn star?

 

[NLB2]

Thanks Megafoo Chavez. I've been having trouble shaving my genitalia lately.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

yes yes, nothing quite like having your baby smooth scrotum fondled by a lubed up female hand.

Black power

 

[God's Hand]

Guys should trim down there. I doubt there are many girls who like flossing with your pubes, if you get my drift.

 

[Kenobi]

Good. Good. All this topic needs are tips and tricks on shaving your ass crack. Now THOSE would be useful tips AND tricks.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Good. Good. All this topic needs are tips and tricks on shaving your ass crack. Now THOSE would be useful tips AND tricks.

IAWTP

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Picturing this thread as a GamePro article makes it much funnier to read.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

Good. Good. All this topic needs are tips and tricks on shaving your ass crack. Now THOSE would be useful tips AND tricks.

and done

 

[Boogie9IGN]

My solution? Wax it. just bare the pain. Go to your local store and pick up some simple nair wax, microwave it for 15 seconds and shove some paper inbetween and rip it out as fast as you can.

My ass crack just started to hurt from reading that :|

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

For your asscrack, if you insist on old-fashioned blade shaving, WARM blade, WARM cream and WARM water. and lots of aftershave.

 

[White Man]

Megafoo could officially join the homo club.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

hehe. thats just crazy talk

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I'll attempt the pubic shaving again this Christmas Vacation.

Last and only time I tried it, I had the itchy itches for days

 

[White Man]

I'll attempt the pubic shaving again this Christmas Vacation.

Last and only time I tried it, I had the itchy itches for days

Judging from pics, you seem like a semi-hairy guy. Shaving may not be the best option for you. I forsee lots of chafing.

Light-body hair is good. Just trim the jungle, duder.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Shaving your crack tends to make it a vacuum for underwear. It worse if you don't wear underwear. Not having any reason to shave for the past few months, i've cut it out altogether.

 

[Baconäger]

Shaving your crack tends to make it a vacuum for underwear. It worse if you don't wear underwear. Not having any reason to shave for the past few months, i've cut it out altogether.

Yeah, but on the plus side wiping is less of a battle when you're at the toilet.

Megafoo, you completely neglected to tell us about gooch trimming. Please, enlighten us.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Yeah, but on the plus side wiping is less of a battle when you're at the toilet.

i completely forgot about that. i miss that.

 

[way more]

Damn, thats too much maintenance. I guess it's lucky too be almost hairless.

 

[demi]

Wow.

There really are no words...

 

[buck naked]

I've been pretty lazy with my body hair this year. The shaving I've done is in safe places (face, arm pits). This thread has had so many great ideas, I'm posting in it so I remember to go and see what I've missed.

 

[sprsk]

this thread would have been useless without the asscrack shaving part.

Thanks megafoo!

Spoiler

no way in hell im going to rip my asscrack hairs out you must be crazy.

 

[teiresias]

Yeah, but on the plus side wiping is less of a battle when you're at the toilet.

IMO, regular dry toilet paper should be outlawed. Anyone that doesn't use some brand of moistened toilet paper is simply torturing their asshole, the stuff is sooooooo good. I prefer the Cottonelle myself.

I've never done the asscrack shaving, and I'm a bottom and never gotten any complaints so maybe I shouldn't bother.

Everywhere else though I do a good amount of manscaping. I might start waxing in certain places though, as sometimes I breakout where I shave and maybe the waxing wouldn't be so bad in that regard, not to mention help cut down on ingrown hairs.

 

[Ghost]

Spoiler

no way in hell im going to rip my asscrack hairs out you must be crazy.

:lol IAWTP

Great thread though, answers some important questions.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Fingernails need grooming? Megafoo Chavez recommends:

 

[SlickWilly223]

I always wonder if the carpet matches the drapes when it comes to chicks with blonde or red hair; I assume that if it does, they would probably shave it.