Id consider myself very laid-back. It also takes a lot for me to get upset. However, I have no patience for stupid drivers and more specifically, shopping mall parking lots.
Now Im not sure how malls are setup by where you live, so some of this may not make sense. The malls around here have a mall road that circles around the entire mall. Traffic coming off the main streets has the right-of-way when entering the mall. If you are on the mall road, prior to each intersection there are huge signs that read, Incoming traffic does not stop followed by stop signs. Most people stop, so I have no problem here. The problem comes from the people coming into the mall who stop at the intersection when they are supposed to continue driving. There are no stop signs, no indication that you are supposed to stop, and in fact, theres even a sign that says, Cross traffic must yield. But no, you still have morons who stop. Then the people at the stop signs start to go. But then the moron decides that theyll go ahead and go now. So now the car at the stop sign slams on their brakes, making the car behind slam on theirs. The moron who was never supposed to stop sees this and hits their brakes, just about causing another wreck. Then you have me 4 cars back, watching this whole thing, getting very angry.
Finally, I get into the mall. So now Im on the mall road going 15 mph because God forbid one the rent-a-cop security guards need to extend their penis and pull me over for speeding even though they have no legality whatsoever.
I approach my destination and now have to look for a parking spot. I turn down an aisle only to find a family walking into the mall. Why do people insist on walking side-by-side taking up the whole aisle? Do they know that other people exist on this planet? Do they think that just because they have a stroller that its OK to walk in the middle of the aisle? Move over you ignorant, slow-walking people!
I find an open spot thats within a mile of the entrance, but of course it has an Expedition on one side and an Excursion on the other. I hate the mall.
Now Im not sure how malls are setup by where you live, so some of this may not make sense. The malls around here have a mall road that circles around the entire mall. Traffic coming off the main streets has the right-of-way when entering the mall. If you are on the mall road, prior to each intersection there are huge signs that read, Incoming traffic does not stop followed by stop signs. Most people stop, so I have no problem here. The problem comes from the people coming into the mall who stop at the intersection when they are supposed to continue driving. There are no stop signs, no indication that you are supposed to stop, and in fact, theres even a sign that says, Cross traffic must yield. But no, you still have morons who stop. Then the people at the stop signs start to go. But then the moron decides that theyll go ahead and go now. So now the car at the stop sign slams on their brakes, making the car behind slam on theirs. The moron who was never supposed to stop sees this and hits their brakes, just about causing another wreck. Then you have me 4 cars back, watching this whole thing, getting very angry.
Finally, I get into the mall. So now Im on the mall road going 15 mph because God forbid one the rent-a-cop security guards need to extend their penis and pull me over for speeding even though they have no legality whatsoever.
I approach my destination and now have to look for a parking spot. I turn down an aisle only to find a family walking into the mall. Why do people insist on walking side-by-side taking up the whole aisle? Do they know that other people exist on this planet? Do they think that just because they have a stroller that its OK to walk in the middle of the aisle? Move over you ignorant, slow-walking people!
I find an open spot thats within a mile of the entrance, but of course it has an Expedition on one side and an Excursion on the other. I hate the mall.
