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[mickaus]

GAF posters Papa and Melon had a child together and his/her name was Brap, a furry fruit. Brap was a big part of the GAF community and provided such discourse as:











I miss him. Do you think that Matt and Melon should have another kid together to enhance the GAF community? And if so, who should their child be?

 

[Night.Ninja]

Can we get some recent Mellon pictures?

what was the xxmas outfit saying?

 

[ScarletSpider]

This seems weird as shit

 

[Stouffers]

This seems weird as shit

I’ve seen weirder

 

[ManofOne]

Australians can have kids? I thought dingos brought them babies.

 

[Cunth]

 

[nush]

Can we get some recent Mellon pictures?

You've gotta sub to the Onlyfans now.

 

[belmarduk]

Australians can have kids? I thought dingos brought them babies.

No, I believe dingos eat their babies.

 

[Night.Ninja]

You've gotta sub to the Onlyfans now.

 

[Richard Packer]

Can we get some recent Mellon pictures?

what was the xxmas outfit saying?

 

[ManofOne]

No, I believe dingos eat their babies.

 

[Calcium]

Nah. Wrap that shit up, Papa .

 

[Stouffers]

No, I believe dingos eat their babies.

Maybe Australians are dingo-regurgitated babies.

 

[Stouffers]

Nevermind.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Cool story bro.

 

[Richard Packer]

*Edited out of respect*

Enough with the fetishes. Don't get perm'd bro.

 

[Stouffers]

Enough with the fetishes. Don't get perm'd bro.

That actually wasn’t a fetish reference. Just a lame melon joke. I apologize if it was taken the wrong way.

 

[Nikana]

No

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Richard Packer]

That actually wasn’t a fetish reference. Just a lame melon joke. I apologize if it was taken the wrong way.

 

[rykomatsu]

I thought Brap was the lovechild of Cunth and Papa

 

[eddie4]

is 'brap' the sound that's made when a matt and a melon collide? is that what this thread is about?

 

[Stouffers]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Stouffers]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Stouffers]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What even is this site

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I thought Brap was the lovechild of Cunth and Papa

#MeToo

 

[Explosive Zombie]

Brap is probably the best poster so yeah we should get another one.

 

[Stouffers]

Brap is probably the best poster so yeah we should get another one.

How do you make another one?

 

[ManofOne]

How do you make another one?

You sign a trade agreement with REEE and import one.

 

[DESTROYA]

How do you make another one?

 

[GymWolf]

Oh cmon brap got banned again?!

 

[Coolwhhip]

Every time one of these type of threads gets posted neogaf loses 1000 members.

 

[Stouffers]

Every time one of these type of threads gets posted neogaf loses 1000 members.

Addition by subtraction

 

[King of Foxes]

Wait, melon and barp are australian also?

 

[jufonuk]

 

[AlteredForms]

Isn't Melon the woman who posts a selfie every time she changes her makeup? She'd probably be too interested in perfuming herself in preparation than actually making the baby.

 

[Stouffers]

Isn't Melon the woman who posts a selfie every time she changes her makeup? She'd probably be too interested in perfuming herself in preparation than actually making the baby.

Why would you perfume yourself for a selfie? It’s not a smellie.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Why are you so terrible at posting images

Australians can have kids? I thought dingos brought them babies.

No no. Dingos eat their babies.

Isn't Melon the woman who posts a selfie every time she changes her makeup? She'd probably be too interested in perfuming herself in preparation than actually making the baby.

Idk let's ask Melon .

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Isn't Melon the woman who posts a selfie every time she changes her makeup? She'd probably be too interested in perfuming herself in preparation than actually making the baby.

No that’s Cunth

 

[Tesseract]

What even is this site

bulwark

 

[ManofOne]

What even is this site

Grindr

 

[Rean no Kiseki]

Leave brap alone! Leave him alone I'm serious!

MiyazakiHatesKojima GET ITT!!!

 

[Slings and Arrows]

OP, we already have a cringe thread, why make another one?

 

[T8SC]

 

[Redneckerz]

I am Matt's and Melon's illegitimate sonboi and Brap's hidden brother he didn't like to talk about it.

Sorry to spoil all the fun and that it was not Cunth .

 

[AlteredForms]

Why would you perfume yourself for a selfie? It’s not a smellie.

I'm talking about before the actual act of making a baby. Woman goes to the bathroom to freshen up and apply perfumes and fragrances.

Idk let's ask Melon .

She's too busy attempting to get her best angle

No that’s Cunth

Checks out.