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[Dram]

http://www.kfor.com/news/local/kfor-news-siblings-accused-murder-parent-kids-together-story,0,4106012.story

POTTAWATOMIE COUNTY, Okla. -- There is a bizarre twist involving a brother and sister who were arrested last year in connection to a murder and kidnapping. During a court hearing Wednesday, it was revealed that Glendon Gouker fathered two children with his half-sister, Michele.

 

[siddx]

Well...I guess it's his half sister so it's...slightly less creepy and disgusting? No? No. No it's still completely fucking horrifying.

 

[Pollux]

Well at least it isn't in Florida....

 

[shadyspace]

Well...I guess it's his half sister so it's...slightly less creepy and disgusting? No? No. No it's still completely fucking horrifying.

What parts of this story are horrifying to you?

 

[siddx]

What parts of this story are horrifying to you?

Lets see, the fact it's in Oklahoma? What the fuck do you think?

 

[tekumseh]

OOOOOHHHHH-KLAHOMA where the wind comes swee...wait...what???

 

[Keyser Soze]

Will someone think of the children

 

[shadyspace]

Lets see, the fact it's in Oklahoma? What the fuck do you think?

I don't understand what you mean by this.

 

[Jarmel]

Jaime and Cersei is that you?

 

[rexor0717]

Jaime and Cersei is that you?

Beat me to it.

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

I don't understand what you mean by this.

He lives there? I guess

 

[eastmen]

Well...I guess it's his half sister so it's...slightly less creepy and disgusting? No? No. No it's still completely fucking horrifying.

depends , I have two friends that in late highschool (17ish) they hooked up and had sex and then when they were 22 their parents got married. The relationship was over before highschool finished but now they are brother and sister.

I think its fine if the marriage happens when the children are adults Prob over 14 . If they were younger it would be weird

 

[Zekes!]

well is she hot

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Which parent do they have in common? This is critical in determining the ick factor of their relationship.

 

[Oozer3993]

Those poor kids. Their parents are murderers, kidnappers, and half siblings? I don't see how their situation could be any wor-

Along with the charges related to the murder and kidnapping, Michele and Glendon Gouker are accused of exposing the two children to methamphetamine.

Well then.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

I don't understand what you mean by this.

sarcasm.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Rednecks

 

[siddx]

depends , I have two friends that in late highschool (17ish) they hooked up and had sex and then when they were 22 their parents got married. The relationship was over before highschool finished but now they are brother and sister.

I think its fine if the marriage happens when the children are adults Prob over 14 . If they were younger it would be weird

That would be step brother/sisters. Half brother/sister means they share blood.

sarcasm.

Gratzi. At least someone has their sarcasm meter turned on.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

is she hot??

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Don't really have a moral problem with the incest but fuck, do I feel bad for those kids. It would suck to know what monsters your parents were. The meth exposure makes it even more disgusting.

 

[Seraphinianus]

Don't really have a moral problem with the incest but fuck, do I feel bad for those kids.

interesting

 

[789shadow]

You might be a redneck.

 

[HeySeuss]

I don't understand what you mean by this.

This made me laugh way more than it should have. And not in a funny ha ha way. Wow.

 

[Night_Trekker]

*breathes a sigh of relief it wasn't South Carolina*

 

[Professor Beef]

is she hot??

 

[Kitsunebaby]

With most of these incest cases I wonder if they were just too gross to find someone outside of the family willing to be with them.

 

[mre]

is she hot??

You don't even have to click the link to get this one right. I'll give you two guesses, and tell you up front that "yes" is wrong.

 

[Jintor]

Lets see, the fact it's in Oklahoma? What the fuck do you think?

Goddamnit, hilarious burn

 

[shadyspace]

With most of these incest cases I wonder if they were just too gross to find someone outside of the family willing to be with them.

What about homosexual men? Are they too desperate to find a female willing to sleep with them?

 

[How About No]

The things people do for love.

 

[siddx]

What about homosexual men? Are they too desperate to find a female willing to sleep with them?

are you...are you saying homosexuality and incest are equal?

 

[mre]

What about homosexual men? Are they too desperate to find a female willing to sleep with them?

Yes. That's it exactly. Quick, go tell the fundies that their homosexual problem will be solved if only they turn their women loose upon the desperate men of the world.

 

[Night_Trekker]

Well I'd Gouk'er

Spoiler

no I wouldn't

 

[shadyspace]

are you...are you saying homosexuality and incest are equal?

I'm saying you're a hypocrite if you champion one means of sexual liaison between consenting adults whilst condemning another.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

What about homosexual men? Are they too desperate to find a female willing to sleep with them?

Really? I was making a joke that in these cases of incest that make the news the people are usually rather unattractive. Wasn't really meant to be serious and I don't see why you feel the need to get offended. And I'm not condemning them. If you read my earlier post you'll see I have no problems with incest in and of itself.

 

[kehs]

theyre not siblings

 

[siddx]

I'm saying you're a hypocrite if you champion one means of sexual liaison between consenting adults whilst condemning another.

Oh, you're a troll.

 

[mre]

I'm saying you're a hypocrite if you champion one means of sexual liaison between consenting adults whilst condemning another.

Oh, great. Shanandeus' alt account has been approved.

 

[How About No]

Oh, you're a troll.

Not to get off topic, but since you changed your avatar, I keep mixing you up with crazy monkey. Then I get flabbergasted at how he got so feisty and good at English. Then I read the name and realize my mistake.

 

[siddx]

Not to get off topic, but since you changed your avatar, I keep mixing you up with crazy monkey. Then I get flabbergasted at how he got so feisty and good at English. Then I read the name and realize my mistake.

I ate his soul and took his essence. But it's made me gassy.

 

[Monocle]

I'm saying you're a hypocrite if you champion one means of sexual liaison between consenting adults whilst condemning another.

Yeah, no. There's at least one significant reason to discourage incest between straight couples: increased incidence of birth defects.

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

If she wore make up, maybe. She looks like she could clean up well.

 

[Mulberry]

isn't this in game of thrones?

 

[Xyrmellon]

What parts of this story are horrifying to you?

You're obviously baiting him to say the incest, and I see further down that's exactly the argument you were waiting to start.

It's overall horrifying.

 

[K.Sabot]

Sounds pretty average for Oklahoma.