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Sinkhole opens outside Trump's Mar-a-Lago in Florida
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Lord Frieza
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Nature's metaphors can be heavy handed sometimes
Gentleman Jack
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The Theseus Protocol is on schedule.
yanipheonu
Member
Well, it finally happened, Trump accidentally summoned the Old Ones.
"I never said anything about Cthulhu."
"I never said anything about Cthulhu."
Escape Goat
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Figures theres a hellmouth under Mar-a-Lago.
HP_Wuvcraft
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Dubbedinenglish
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Behold the power of the orb.
Alligatorjandro
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Portal to hell
I knew this would be in here, LOL.
He can't even manage a decent size path to hell.
Jorok Goldblade
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You might say it's the "Trump's hands" of sinkholes.
RPGCrazied
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If that is not a sign, I don't know what is.
"Azathoth's a good friend of mine, a good friend. We met on the course, played a few rounds. I, of course, won."
Thelonelykoopa
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Then the fifth angel sounded: And I saw a star fallen from heaven to the earth. To him was given the key to the bottomless pit. And he opened the bottomless pit, and smoke rose out of the pit like the smoke of a great furnace. So the sun and the air were darkened because of the smoke of the pit. Then out of the smoke locusts came upon the earth. And to them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power. They were commanded not to harm the grass of the earth, or any green thing, or any tree, but only those men who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads. And they were not given authority to kill them, but to torment them for five months. Their torment was like the torment of a scorpion when it strikes a man. In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will desire to die, and death will flee from them.
The shape of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle. On their heads were crowns of something like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men. They had hair like womens hair, and their teeth were like lions teeth. And they had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the sound of chariots with many horses running into battle. They had tails like scorpions, and there were stings in their tails. Their power was to hurt men five months. And they had as king over them the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, but in Greek he has the name Apollyon.
Velcro Fly
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Taxpayers aren't going to have to pay for the upkeep of the Winter White House are we
TheCochese
Banned
I guess the leaks really were a problem.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
This falls under Public Works, so yes.
Tinfoilhatsron
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HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
It's still gonna piss him off, though, and I'm sure he'd be annoyed if he knew it made the news.
Robdraggoo
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Holy shit the hair! Is that real.Pic of Trump summoning portal
Lord Frieza
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Brawly Likes to Brawl
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There was a fire at the Watergate Hotel the day that Buzzfeed leaked the Steele dossier.
Thelonelykoopa
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Ok Revelations might have been an exageration with the horse size demon locust but you know perhaps mosquitos instead.
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