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[riotous]

http://www.usnews.com/news/offbeat/...s-photograph-alleged-sleeping-florida-burglar

In this undated photo provided by the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office, an alleged Florida burglar who apparently fell asleep on the job is getting a lot of attention after deputies say they snapped a picture of him asleep in the victim's home next to a bag of jewelry.

If he was black they probably would have shot him for dehumanizing snores.

 

[MegaMelon]

The epitome of stupidity.

 

[Cmerrill]

It must have been a "Sealy Posturepedic".

 

[liquidtmd]

A modern day Goldilocks

 

[Crisco]

Stupid? More like a genius. Got himself a long jail sentence in minimum security for a non-violent crime. Meal ticket baby!

 

[Lazyslob]

i hope they didnt wake him. he looks so peaceful

 

[sfedai0]

Who the hell sleeps like that? That looks about as comfortable as sleeping standing up.

 

[Wyndstryker]

Go to sleep in a home, wake up in a cell. That's one reaction I want to see lol

 

[Palmer_v1]

A narcoleptic cat burglar sounds like the basis for a wacky anime.

 

[Kater]

That is one of the stupidest burglars I ever heard from.

i hope they didnt wake him. he looks so peaceful

That was your first thought when you saw the photo?

Who the hell sleeps like that? That looks about as comfortable as sleeping standing up.

I do, when I am really tired and I pass out before I can even change into a pajama and with my legs on the floor.

 

[Vampire On Titus]

couldn't even make it all the way on the bed.

 

[terrisus]

Already posted.

 

[StuBurns]

Reminds me of the guy who broke into that CCTV store and was caught on like seventy HD cameras.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

They shoulda drawn dicks on his face

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I guess he needs that drug money.

 

[opticalmace]

I thought it was Jason from True Blood at first.

 

[sixteen-bit]

A narcoleptic cat burglar sounds like the basis for a wacky anime.

Aren't all cats narcoleptic?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

"dehumanizing snores" LOL!

 

[SneakyStephan]

i hope they didnt wake him. he looks so peaceful

My thoughts exactly.
Sleep is important, they should let him finish his nap and take him to jail after.
(I love sleeping so much)


Also rofl @ dehumanizing snores

 

[Grizzo]

he looks like Perez Hilton

 

[Josh with a J]

I decided I was going to go take a nap and saw this thread so I had to check it out first.

 

[MIMIC]

Should have taken his shoes off and pulled the covers over him

 

[Kater]

he looks like Perez Hilton

Hah! You are right, he really looks a lot like him.

 

[CadetMahoney]

Thread title should be: Crack whore narcoleptic Perez Hilton steals for crack confirmed.