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Smackdown Spoilers - Dave Vs The World*

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*World meaning smackdown

Rey Mysterio defeated Danny Basham. They announced Rey and a mystery partner would challenge the Basham Brothers at No Way Out. Rey then revealed his partner would be Eddie Guerrero.

*Backstage, WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield complained to Teddy Long about Batista coming to Smackdown. Long told Bradshaw that he made his own bed and now he’d have to lie in it.

*WWE Cruiserweight champion Funaki & Paul London & Shannon Moore defeated Spike Dudley & Akio & Chavo Guerrero when Funaki pinned Spike. The match was stopped for several minutes when several of the newer Divas came out to ringside and marched around the ring with signs advertising their name and the No Way Out PPV this Sunday. Torrie Wilson was the special guest ring announcer.

*Wrestlemania 21 Pulp Fiction spoof with Eddie Guerrero and Booker T.

*Kurt Angle defeated someone billed from Cleveland in the Olympic Challenge. Angle said he was going to beat whoever he had to face at No Way Out and faced off with John Cena as they passed.

*John Cena pinned Booker T to make it into the finals of the Wrestlemania 21 title shot tournament. Cena will face Kurt Angle this Sunday at No Way Out.

*Backstage, Heidenreich made fun of Booker T for losing.

*Backstage, The Big Show did an interview promoting the barbed wire Steel Cage match. They had barbed wire on the background of the interview set.

*In his locker room, John Bradshaw Layfield spoke to The Bashams and Orlando Jordan about the Barbed Wire Cage Match. He said he wasn’t afraid of Batista and if he showed up, Batista was in for a fight.

*Luther Reigns pinned Nunzio. He cut an interview about The Undertaker. Taker came out and brawled with Reigns and Mark Jindrak, leading to....

*The Undertaker pinned Mark Jindrak. Reigns beat up a cameraman and then hit Taker from behind with the camera. Jindrak and Reigns walked out but as they were in the aisle, the Undertaker’s gong was heard and he sat up.

*They played the trailer for “Be Cool.”

*Carlito Caribbean Cool approached Teddy Long and said that next week, Long was going to feel Cool’s wrath.

*John Bradshaw Layfield, Orlando Jordan, and The Bashams came to the ring. Batista showed up in a convertible, and takes a baseball bat out of his car and destroy’s Bradshaw’s limo. Bradshaw’s cabinet run to the limo. The Big Show comes to the ring and confronts Bradshaw when he’s alone. The Cabinet attacked Show. Batista ran in for the save and had a face off with Show as the show went off the air.

Dark Matches:

*Undertaker & John Cena & Big Show defeated Kurt Angle & Heidenreich & WWE champion John Bradshaw Layfield.

Other Smackdown Taping Notes: Tazz was plugging new toy WWE cars....It appeared a six man Cruiser bout would be added to No Way Out this Sunday.

I cant wait to see the Wrestlemania 21 Pulp Fiction spoof! The recent ones spoofing Forrest Gump and Basic Instinct have been great plus HHH's line "Fireballs from my eyes and lighing bolts from my arse" for the Braveheart spoof was just gold

PS: Go DAVE!!!!!
 
Brian... just remember. They cut some decent in-ring talent so they could afford these walking tits with no names.

Seriously. What do these bimbos add to the company?

Except Christy... shes just plain hot... and love the energy she exudes. No matter how fake it may be.

Ah well.. just keeps bolstering TNA's roster.

Overall looks to be a pretty entertaining show. Hopefully they can keep up the quality heading into Mania.

But it makes this Sundays PPV look like a trainwreck. The title won't change hands... no matter what happens. Kinda makes the whole thing pointless.
 

Brian Fellows

Pete Carroll Owns Me
Christy Hemi? I dont find her the least bit attractive. I remember when the diva search started thinking this uggo doesnt have a chance. Blew my mind when I heard she actually won. And her fake energy just pisses me off. She's like Jeff Hardy just walking her go to the ring is enough to make me wanna hit her in the head with a tackhammer. God I hate her.
 
Brian, to each their own I guess.

I have a thing for unconventional beauty. I find Lita, Christy and Dawn Marie are gorgeous in my eyes.

Torri wilsona dn the countless other blonde bimbo types do nothing for me. I was a fan of Jackie Gayda's, until I saw her up close. Butter face.... *shudder*
 

Minotauro

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz
Jr. said:
Who is Dave?!?!?!

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"You want a hamburger?"
 
Batista. Dave Batista.

This angle with JBL and Batista is stupid. Everybody knows HHH is the one behind it all because he doesn't want to fight him. Eventually HHH will slip to Flair in the locker room about how gullible Batista is and he'ss either see in on the Titantron or the door will be cracked and he'll hear it.

It seem the WWE hasn't really even been trying with their storylines for about 2 or 3 years...
 

Brian Fellows

Pete Carroll Owns Me
Outcast2004 said:
Brian, to each their own I guess.

I have a thing for unconventional beauty. I find Lita, Christy and Dawn Marie are gorgeous in my eyes.

Torri wilsona dn the countless other blonde bimbo types do nothing for me. I was a fan of Jackie Gayda's, until I saw her up close. Butter face.... *shudder*

Then we just have bizzaro tastes I guess. :D Cuz I dont care for Lita either. Dawn is just fine by me though. Though I agree I could so without all the blonde bimbo clones too. Stacy and Trish are enough for me.
 
Brian Fellows said:
Then we just have bizzaro tastes I guess. :D Cuz I dont care for Lita either. Dawn is just fine by me though. Though I agree I could so without all the blonde bimbo clones too. Stacy and Trish are enough for me.

The new Maria one that does interviews that cant talk is alright to, Lita can be ok at times infact most of them can be alright at times...

Now lets get back to DAVE!!!!
 
Silent_Echo said:
Batista. Dave Batista.

This angle with JBL and Batista is stupid. Everybody knows HHH is the one behind it all because he doesn't want to fight him. Eventually HHH will slip to Flair in the locker room about how gullible Batista is and he'ss either see in on the Titantron or the door will be cracked and he'll hear it.

It seem the WWE hasn't really even been trying with their storylines for about 2 or 3 years...


Damn Im good...
 
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