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[neptunes]

courtesy of impress-watch go there to see more pics that weren't posted here

 

[Thaedolus]

No wonder they're into CG chicks over there...

 

[Defensor]

That guy's back is all sweaty from looking at that DOA poster, LOL.

 

[RiZ III]

Booth girls are always ugly. Remember the Ulala model they had at E3 a few years back? It was a monstrosity.

 

[neptunes]

haha he's sweating, I wasn't really paying attention to that...

 

[Wario64]

They're not all that ugly...some of them are, but not every booth babe

 

[Ninja Scooter]

thats fucking gross.

 

[Mejilan]

C'mon... I'm sure it's just bad...

lighting.

 

[BeOnEdge]

whys she playing with herself from behind?

 

[Vashu]

That's cool! Zoids, in the style of Virtua On! With TWO joysticks for manouvering (can't type that word right at the moment ). Unfortunately, it probably won't ever be released here in Europe....

 

[MrPing1000]

whys she playing with herself from behind?

THATS HER PENIS!

 

[DCharlie]

I was about to say,..... she finds herself so hot, she has to push a few digits into her love hole....

 

[belgurdo]

Yeesh, mission failed.

Does Japan just save all of their hot chicks for porn or something?

 

[bobbyconover]

The funny thing is, she's way hotter than any girl that most of you nerds will ever get! It should be mandatory for forum jerks to post pictures of themselves alongside any critique of another's appearance.

Though even I have to admit it's a bit of a stretch for a DOA girl.. She's not downright ugly.

 

[Funky Papa]

The funny thing is, she's way hotter than any girl that most of you nerds will ever get!

No way, and I am ugly as a demon.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

The funny thing is, she's way hotter than any girl that most of you nerds will ever get! It should be mandatory for forum jerks to post pictures of themselves alongside any critique of another's appearance.

Though even I have to admit it's a bit of a stretch for a DOA girl.. She's not downright ugly.

shes ugly and im hotter than her.

 

[SantaC]

she looks like 35

 

[Brofist]

She's fucking ugly, but there are hot girls in Japan I assure you.

 

[Suerte]

Does my penis look big in this outfit?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

The funny thing is, she's way hotter than any girl that most of you nerds will ever get! .

uhhh NO. That girl is downright fugly. For gods sake the folds of fat under her armpits are bigger than her boobs!

 

[COCKLES]

Dear lord, what sweet dreams I could have with that giant Hitomi poster on my bedroom wall.

 

[Culex]

I swear I thought that poster said Voice Cock.

 

[anotheriori]

Dear lord, what sweet dreams I could have with that giant Hitomi poster on my bedroom wall.

hrm where can i buy that poster..?

 

[neptunes]

look at the dude sweating just by looking at it

 

[Suikoguy]

I swear I thought that poster said Voice Cock.

Its cause the l is grey

 

[EviLore]

The funny thing is, she's way hotter than any girl that most of you nerds will ever get! It should be mandatory for forum jerks to post pictures of themselves alongside any critique of another's appearance.

Though even I have to admit it's a bit of a stretch for a DOA girl.. She's not downright ugly

1) Using the term "nerd" in a disparaging remark towards others on an avid internet gamer message board isn't the most sensible, self-affirming sort of action you can take.

2) Booth babes aren't meant to be judged by anything other than their looks. They're present in order to be aesthetically pleasing (if at all possible).

3) Stereotyping anonymous forum members by one of their hobbies, and otherwise setting your bar for their standards so exceedingly low is FUCKING STUPID and I'd rather you didn't continue, for your own i-health.

 

[isamu]

Hmm, Toshihiro Nagoshi is a bikini model now...interesting.

 

[FortNinety]

I bet she's cute.

 

[Miburou]

Based on her looks, she's not fit to be a booth babe, there's no doubt about that. And it's true that booth babes are supposed to be judged chiefly based on their looks, but the way several forum members go out of their way to point out that she's not attractive is kinda suspicious.

 

[Hellraizah]

Megaton Online ??? So Nintendo's finally gonna take the plunge. The guy on the right seems pretty excited about all this.

 

[neptunes]

what are you talking about?

 

[Fifty]

This thread is hilarious. That's it. Next year, at E3, I'm taking pictures of only the ugly booth babes!