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So crazy ass silly Olympic sports

C4lukin2

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This is the craziest one to me. Male gymnasts slamming their balls onto a fake horse.

Now the intention is to not slam balls onto horse, but if you have made it go Olympic level, balls have been slammed and liquified. No way you still have nuts.


And that dude was an expert. Or just really good. No way his balls are anything more then flattened goo.

Years CB of experience, 100’s. If not thousands of failures. His sack is full of the stuff that should exist in your ball sack, but has been extracted, then blended, and reinfected into your ball sack.
 
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This is the craziest one to me. Male gymnasts slamming their balls onto a fake horse.

Now the intention is to not slam balls onto horse, but if you have made it go Olympic level, balls have been slammed and liquified. No way you still have nuts.


And that dude was an expert. Or just really good. No way his balls are anything more then flattened goo.

Years CB of experience, 100’s. If not thousands of failures. His sack is full of the stuff that should exist in your ball sack, but has been extracted, then blended, and reinfected into your ball sack.

This video is a metaphor of my life since last years february.
 

C4lukin2

Banned
And it is not like I have abnormally large balls.

Just riding a horse, slowly is super painful.

But a couple of days ago, I watched Back to the Future 3. And Marty who should have no clue is riding a horse at full speed..z

His balls would be gone. Tiby grape tomatoes, squished in his pants.
 
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C4lukin2

Banned
And it is not like I have abnormally large balls.

Just riding a horse, slowly is super painful.

But a couple of days ago, I watched Back to the Future 3. And Marty who should have no clue is riding a horse at full speed..z

His balls would be gone. Tiny grape tomatoes, squished in his pants.

popped like pimples, in his tiny back to the future.... Glants...
 
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