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[The Pleasure]

Is this soap actually any good? Any men here try this stuff? I just bought Pine Tar, Nautical Sage, Bay Rum and Grapefruit IPA. Will post my results when I get it in two weeks.

 

[bender]

You supported this:

 

[-Arcadia-]

You supported this:

I see no problem.

 

[haxan7]

I make my own soap from whale blubber

 

[DarkestHour]

It's good if you want to blow money

 

[The Pleasure]

You supported this:

Ahhhh. A careless whisperer i see.

 

[Foamy]

But do you have a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina?

 

[Halo is Back]

You supported this:

this should have been the ads

 

[highrider]

I like the ad.

 

[and 3 others]

Their ads appeal to 12 year old kids. They're the new Axe of 2012. Can't comment on the soaps efficacy though.

 

[Blade2.0]

Hate their shitty ads, I'm sure the soap is just fine.

 

[DESTROYA]

Yeah it’s great if you want to smell like a pirate lost in a forest that passed out on a pile of drunk hobos with his pants stuffed full of grapefruit.

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

Yeah it’s great if you want to smell like a pirate lost in a forest that passed out on a pile of drunk hobos with his pants stuffed full of grapefruit.

What is your problem with pirates and hobos?

 

[DESTROYA]

What is your problem with pirates and hobos?

Who said I had a problem. I love them I can get them do do menial labor for a couple of beers. Pirates are just lazy bastards.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

They're fine and they're priced in the same range as other all natural bar soap.

I tried Dr Squatch as a boredom purchase, I liked the better quality compared to "normal" soap, and then switched to a similar brand:

Vegan Hand Soap & Soap Bars | Desert Essence

A pure vegan soap bar is hard not to love. Our soaps come in several plant-based scents & are made with 100% RSPO-certified sustainably harvested Palm Oil.

www.desertessence.com

They were neither better nor worse. Then I tried these

Natural Soap

We’re good at soap. Not to make ourselves blush but we think it’s some of the best soap in the world, free of toxins and other nasty chemicals. Our natural soap bars are made with nourishing ingredients like fair trade and organic shea butter, mashed fruits and vegetables, dried botanicals and...

www.rockymountainsoap.com

They were neither better nor worse. To be honest it feels kinda like buying from a drop-shipper. They all have their own branding, logos, and ads but it's mostly just some high-quality soap shipped to your door.

 

[and 3 others]

Yeah, but come on, the ad mentions balls guise, mens balls!? Like, they totally get us fellas, amirite?

 

[manfestival]

Yeah, but come on, the ad mentions balls guise, mens balls!? Like, they totally get us fellas, amirite?

You really do hate their ads... yeesh. My roommate bought this stuff and he tried to give it to me. I declined and will stick to my detergent tier soap bar.

 

[bucyou]

body wash is where its at you greasy fuks

 

[Kev Kev]

i tried a different brand of pine tar soap and it made me and my bathroom smell like a campfire

my skin was super soft though, so i guess if youre into that kind of sutff.... cool?

 

[GymWolf]

I only bought their t-shirt, don't know about the soap.

Spoiler

 

[Foamy]

Since we're talking about soaps and cleansers I'd recommend trying this for a face wash. Your face feels great after using and it wont dry your skin out.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

But do you have a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina?

If only Kate Ovens had a candle that smelled like vagina and hamburger.....

 

[Mistershine.]

Brut shower gel, two and a half notes a throw and it cleans my face and sack, along with the rest of my fleshy parts. What more do I need?

 

[DESTROYA]

Brut shower gel, two and a half notes a throw and it cleans my face and sack, along with the rest of my fleshy parts. What more do I need?

Someone else to clean your sack along with your fleshy parts ?

 

[Mistershine.]

Someone else to clean your sack along with your fleshy parts ?

That does sound good, I am rather lazy.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

 

[Tschumi]

Should ye nay have asked us before said purchase, laddie?

I use this, it actively cools you, leaves your body feeling like it has gargled Listerine.

Since we're talking about soaps and cleansers I'd recommend trying this for a face wash. Your face feels great after using and it wont dry your skin out.

If that's not a chunk of charcoal clumsily shoved into a tube i don't wanna know about it

 

[West Texas CEO]

I use Grandpa's soap to leave me smelling like a freshly paved road:

 

[teezzy]

I'd force my pecker into a candle that smelled like Riley Reid's feet

 

[Blade2.0]

You really do hate their ads... yeesh. My roommate bought this stuff and he tried to give it to me. I declined and will stick to my detergent tier soap bar.

I think it's more about the sheer amount of the ads i get from them. I can't stand it!

 

[jason10mm]

I picked up a lot of Duke Cannon stuff and I like it. It is nice to not have a mountain of plastic bottles cluttering up the shower. Their shampoo pucks work well as well. The mesh scrubbers make it easy to use those fat bricks, way better than a loofa and liquid body wash IMHO.

 

[Super Mario]

Good for them for making a product that people want to buy.

You'll never see me buy a $8 bar of soap.

 

[Dave_at_Home]

My brother got me Dr. Squatch soap and hair stuff this past Christmas. It smells nice. I really don't know what else to say about it. My girlfriend likes the smell, so I dunno.

 

[TindalosPup]

I bought the nautical sage, another smell I can't remember, and one of their beard oils (for fancy occasions) as a gift for someone, the cold throw from the products is incredible (as a lady, the smells appeal greatly), have yet to know how well they worked for the receiver

Bonus Sax playing Squatch:

(That channel is worth checking out)