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[MIMIC]

I've never even been DRUNK before, and yet I manage to go along with my friends (and most of the student body at OSU) and jump in Mirror Lake ...a celebrated tradition here at OSU as part of our "Beat Michigan" week.

Holy shit!...my body went NUMB as soon as I jumped in. Hypothermia, shmypothermia....I sloshed on along with everybody else screaming "FUCK MICHIGAN!!!"

After a few minutes, my body couldn't take it anymore. :lol So, I got out and got in the mud.

 

[Matlock]

How small's your penis now?

 

[MIMIC]

How small's your penis now?

It froze and broke off.

 

[Matlock]

Shoulda went to Kent State!

 

[Socreges]

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."


Oh, Seinfeld. Forever relevant.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Look out for Hypothermia
Look out for daddy's beatings
Look out for mom
She's wearing the shoes that you hate

LOOK OUT FOR HYPOTHERMIA

 

[MIMIC]

:lol I still can't believe I did that.