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[The Pleasure]

And found one of them had Hulk Hogan in there. AS THUNDERLIPS. IN THE FLESH. BAY BAH.

For those that don't know what Forum is, it is a magazine where people mailed letters about their sexual encounters and fantasies. The Hulk Hogan thing looked so weird as he wasn't roided up to hell back then. Still bald, but he looked more normal.

This magazine was in 1983. This magazine is older than me. Makes me feel my damn age.

 

[nush]

Printed porn, those were the days, but all those letters in the back of them were pure bullshit.

This was my gentleman's literature of choice.

 

[The Pleasure]

Printed porn, those were the days, but all those letters in the back of them were pure bullshit.

This was my gentleman's literature of choice.

When I get so close to that special feeling when looking at those magazines I so desperately want to believe those letters to be true.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

So, there were people fantasizing about Thunderlips? What a time to be alive, man.

 

[The Pleasure]

So, there were people fantasizing about Thunderlips? What a time to be alive, man.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

The Ultimate Object of Desire... The Mountain of Molten Lust... Yep, he’s hawt.

 

[nush]

 

[The Pleasure]

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
STROKING TO PORN LIKE EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
STROKE TO SOME PORN
STROKE FOR MY LIFE

When it comes crashing down and it HURTS INSIDE
You gotta take a stand it don't help to HIDE
If you blue my balls then you nush my nuts
I GOTTA BE A MAN
I GOTTA LET IT SLIDE

 

[The Pleasure]

I have like 30 of these forum magazines. I guess I should get to reading before I sell em. The Thunderlips thing just flabbergasted me since he wasn't advertised on the cover.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I have like 30 of these forum magazines. I guess I should get to reading before I sell em. The Thunderlips thing just flabbergasted me since he wasn't advertised on the cover.

Thunderlips not advertised on the cover?

 

[nush]

I guess I should get to reading before I sell em

I shouldn't be surprised there's a market for used porn mags.

 

[The Pleasure]

I shouldn't be surprised there's a market for used porn mags.

Yes, tittylate my mind with stories of fantastical bullshit.

 

[nush]

Yes, tittylate my mind with stories of fantastical bullshit.