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[Ecrofirt]

I still haven't bought anything for my girlfriend, and I'm on a limited no-job budget.

I'll probably be picking up some jewlery or something, but I need more than just that.

Chocolate covered strawberries are out of the question, as she's already getting them as a belated christmas gift, since the local store wouldn't have them until this month.

She also doesn't want any stuffed animals. She's got no more room for them.

She'll of course be getting the cock tomorrow, so no need to suggest that.

 

[demi]

KMart 70% off all jewelery!

 

[B'z-chan]

KMart 70% off all jewelery!

yeep if you still have a Kmart near you.

 

[Matlock]

Give her a pearl necklace!

 

[Ecrofirt]

You'd like that, wouldn't you Matlock?

 

[demon]

Give her a pearl necklace!

That's a good idea, women love jewelry and pearls are pretty.


Or you could ejaculate on her face. Either one.