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[sarcastor]

And of course it's in San Francisco. So far they only've got 1% of the needed cash. But dammit, a hammock cafe sounds wonderful. I just hope people don't lie there all day stinking up the hammock .

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/paresse-cafe-the-first-ever-hammock-cafe-in-the-usa

So good idea? or bad idea? Or great idea?

also obligatory Simpsons reference:

 

[kehs]

Who We are?

Lazy, Lazy, Lazy.

Yup sounds like e beggers.

 

[thomaser]

Well somebody is going to fall out of a hammock in there and sprain their wrist, and sue the café to oblivion. It's not a matter of it, it's a matter of when.

 

[Winterfang]

Well somebody is going to fall out of a hammock in there and sprain their wrist, and sue the café to oblivion. It's not a matter of it, it's a matter of when.

Hahaha I just imagined an angry old obese lady entering the café and demanding a hammock. Who breaks immediately upon her entering it.

 

[Aquamarine]

This sounds like a great idea! I should probably throw a few bucks at it! I wonder where it's locat...

"San Francisco"

...Damnit. Never mind.

 

[InfiniteBento]

There will always be that one asshole that will try to over shoot swinging on those hammocks and ruin it for everyone else. Or there will be shit tons of people spilling coffee all over themselves.

Also, it doesn't really seem like the wisest use of space, especially considering its a cafe, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Santiako]

Why would you even want to sit in a hammock in any situation that is not near the beach and under the sun with an alcoholic drink in your hand.

 

[Smellycat]

What a ridiculous idea.

 

[sarcastor]

i guess there are no fat or clumsy people in southeast Asia. Also hammocks are comfortable 24/7 no matter where you are!

 

[echoshifting]

So West Coast

 

[hitsugi]

So West Coast

More like so San Francisco.

 

[Slayven]

150k? SO they only want to be opened a month?

 

[echoshifting]

No, the entire West Coast doesn't want bullshit like this.

That's...not at all what I said.

Just a very "West Coast" concept, to me. That's all.

 

[hitsugi]

That's...not at all what I said.

Just a very "West Coast" concept, to me. That's all.

I edited accordingly. What's an East Coast concept to you?

 

[WJD]

I'd get coffee all over myself.

 

[Stet]

For 150k, Mary-Ann better get in the hammock with you.

 

[echoshifting]

I edited accordingly. What's an East Coast concept to you?

I wouldn't know. I've lived on the West Coast for most of my life, as well as CO and HI. East Coast is a foreign land. Why do you care so much? It was a frivolous comment, I'll gladly retract it at this point if that is your desire. ;p

And I could totally see this happening in Portland as well as SF, soooo

Edit: Here, i fixed it

So Central-West Coast, Seattle and LA would never suffer this shit

Better?