Justin Bailey
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He's wearing a black shirt that says "Sinner" in red letters. Should I be worried?
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Some fat greasy guy just walked into the compter lab just now
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android said:
Don't forget the shampoo and facewash.
Justin Bailey
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I think it's ok, now he's just sitting there with his finger in his mouth.Drozmight said:
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Dude.
It will be okay.
You have to remember that the computer lab is the natural habitat of the fat greasy guy.
He's probably just posted a thread called, "There's some skinny clean guy staring at me," somewhere else on the Internet.
It will be okay.
You have to remember that the computer lab is the natural habitat of the fat greasy guy.
He's probably just posted a thread called, "There's some skinny clean guy staring at me," somewhere else on the Internet.
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MoxManiac said:
Al: A fat woman clip-clopped into the shoe store today and said, "I need something I'd be comfortable in." So, I said, "try Wyoming."
Al: Hey kids, here's a real funny story. Did you know that while I was in the hospital, Daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come into his shoe store? "Used to" is the term because her patronage fell off one day when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small. So I said, "try your ass." She remembered me all right. Then we laughed, until she picked up a catheter the size of a boa constrictor and charged.
Enid: See? I told you I was a size four.
Al: No, ma'am. "Fore." is what you should yell when the shoe comes off your foot. Are we done here?
Enid: I'm not sure I like this shade of blue.
Al: Well, how's this? What say you stand with these shoes in front of the mirror over there and I'll come up behind you and begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell, "Moo," and I'll stop.
Enid: That's it. I'm taking my business elsewhere.
Al: May I suggest Jenny Craig?
Al: A fat woman came into the shoe store today and asked for something to wear for a walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggested a sandwich sign saying "don't shoot, from the front I look human." Now you think a good natured, jolly lady like that could take some good humored teasing, but what does she do? That cow goes and complains to the owner who then gives her a gift certificate for $200 worth of free shoes. Now you know whose paycheck that's going to come out of?
Peggy: Kelly's?
Al: Damn right, if only if I can find where she hides her purse.
Fat Woman: I want my money back. These shoes are as useless to me as a comb is to you. I've only worn them once, and they split at the sides.
Al: Let me explain this. It's just like an elevator. There's a two-ton weight limit. What say I just nail the soles to your feet? It'll give you more traction when you're pulling the ice wagon.
Fat Woman: You'll be hearing from my attorney!
Al: Is that the law offices of Haagen and Daaz?
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