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[SlickWilly223]

He's mad, so he's out looking for them.

My street is now on Terror Alert Red. Fuck the paintball gun, I'm going to lay out cans of Axe Deodarant in strategic places and if anyone comes near them, I'll shoot the can with my pellet gun. (The thing shoots a .177 bullet at 1100ft a second)

So basically... it makes a loud noise. That's about the only non-lethal thing I can do.

I just tried it out and man, the neighbors called up my house and everything.

 

[SlickWilly223]

luckily my brother cleaned up the Jetta right after it happened, so none of the eggs stained the paint finish, but damn... that's not even funny, that shit's evil!

 

[explodet]

My street is now on Terror Alert Red. Fuck the paintball gun, I'm going to lay out cans of Axe Deodarant in strategic places and if anyone comes near them, I'll shoot the can with my pellet gun. (The thing shoots a .177 bullet at 1100ft a second)

Just be careful you don't cap any of the swarms of attractive women that are sure to arrive after being irresistably drawn to you.

Because that's what would happen in the commercials if you use Axe, and TV would never lie to me, right?

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I suspect it was a hate crime.

 

[demi]

They must read GAF to have hit you already!

 

[Escape Goat]

Judging from the impact of the second egg, it indicates there MUST have been a second shooter.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Watch out, someone's going to call your brother gay for driving a Jetta. (I drive a Jetta!)

 

[raYne]

Judging from the impact of the second egg, it indicates there MUST have been a second shooter.

:lol

He/You should probably check the car again to make sure there isn't any damage cause the shell itself can cause damage (chips/scratches) if thrown hard enough.

This is exactly why I keep my car garaged, especially on Halloween. :/

 

[Fusebox]

Screw your brothers precious jetta, get some perspective on life ffs.

 

[Mason]

F*cking Koreans.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Watch out, someone's going to call your brother gay for driving a Jetta. (I drive a Jetta!)

Me too! Let's make a Jetta club! The only way you can get in is by getting a Jetta! (Or by giving me a turkey ssandwich!

Spoiler

<-- a second s for "sooo good!"

)

 

[mattx5]

Don't wait up for them, they aren't coming back. If they egged one car, they probably egged other cars or houses. See if you can find a trail, and if not, just scour the neighborhood for those fucks.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Hide behind a car and get ready to knife the fuckers

 

[Gek54]

Jetta?? Brother?? Male?....no.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Watch out, someone's going to call your brother gay for driving a Jetta. (I drive a Jetta!)

I already did.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Bell Woods, for our first act in the Jetta club, we shall pee on the cars of Grizzlyjin and Gek54 (or we can invite them to join the Jetta club, under the one turkey sandwich fee)!

 

[SlickWilly223]

Hmm, I didn't know Jetta's were gay. Not my car so I don't care, but damn

 

[bahndotcom]

Hope you find him. Beat his ass, then post pics of it on here!

 

[Desperado]

jettas rock. \m/

 

[iapetus]

Hope you find him. Beat his ass, then post pics of it on here!

You might want him to post a picture of the guy's ass. The rest of us probably don't. If you want an ass-shot, do the decent thing and request it by PM.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Bell Woods, for our first act in the Jetta club, we shall pee on the cars of Grizzlyjin and Gek54 (or we can invite them to join the Jetta club, under the one turkey sandwich fee)!

Definitely.

 

[SyNapSe]

I drive a wolfsburg edition Jetta, they aren't gay! :\ assholes.

 

[Bigfoot]

Hmm, I didn't know Jetta's were gay. Not my car so I don't care, but damn

http://www.gay.com/content/slideshow/?coll=290&order=2&navpath=/channels/style/auto/slideshow/

 

[Mason]

http://www.gay.com/content/slideshow/?coll=290&order=2&navpath=/channels/style/auto/slideshow/

:lol

Not sure how you knew that was there, though.

 

[fart]

jettas are pretty gay dude

 

[SlickWilly223]

http://www.gay.com/content/slideshow/?coll=290&order=2&navpath=/channels/style/auto/slideshow/

:lol :lol

 

[Blackcherry]

http://www.gay.com/content/slideshow/?coll=290&order=2&navpath=/channels/style/auto/slideshow/

LOL!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blackcherry]

I drive a wolfsburg edition Jetta, they aren't gay! :\ assholes.

If you would think to post the reply 6 minutes later, you wouldn't be OWNED like that!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Heh, I have fond memories of being caught by the owner of the truck I threw an egg at once.

Oh teen years were great.

 

[MetatronM]

Count me in the Jetta club.

Jackasses.

 

[Phoenix]

Just get the car washed, report the incident to the police and go to sleep. No point escalating some juvenile bullshit into something else.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

JETTA CLUB MEMBER ROSTER:
Litigation Manuel
Enjoy Bell Woods
MetatronM
SyNapSe
Desperado (I also take Jetta compiments as membership)

TO BE VICTIMS OF THE JETTA CLUB (car peeings):
Fart
Porthos
Grizzlyjin
Gek54

You guys are gonna wake up one day, and you'll walk to your car for undisclosed reasons, and you're gonna touch your car. And you're gonna get pee all over your hand! We are not gay nor are our Jettas! Not that there's anything wrong with that!

By the way, my Jetta smells like crayons. I don't know why. But it does.

 

[Phoenix]

By the way, my Jetta smells like crayons. I don't know why. But it does.

Because your engine is a child's drawing

 

[XMonkey]

Uh, I drive a Jetta. The turbo is pretty fun ;o

 

[aoi tsuki]

i'm jealous of you Jetta owners, but not jealous of the needless repairs you must incur. :/

 

[Drinky Crow]

Wait -- a DUDE owns a Jetta? Does he listen to Indigo Girls, too?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Wait -- a DUDE owns a Jetta? Does he listen to Indigo Girls, too?

Despite the gay.com findings, i stand by the assertion that the Jetta is not a gay car, although...

New Beetle - small car, resembles a half circle = New Beetle male driver - penis so small it resembles a half circle

Hmm...