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[KarishBHR]

Anyone else feel like porn has given you a false perception of sex? I mean, rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex... but because I've grown up watching porn... Im dissapointed when they dont.

Just needed to vent after a long night

 

[enjoy bell woods]

hahaha :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[demi]

You should go watch some porn and relieve some of that pent up stress.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Just needed to vent after a long night

a long night of mouth fucking?

 

[Spellbound]

Anyone else feel like porn has given you a false perception of sex? I mean, rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex... but because I've grown up watching porn... Im dissapointed when they dont.

Just needed to vent after a long night

They are out there lol, I know one personally she's in the room watching some documentry about tumors on The Learning Channel.

 

[fiddlestick]

porn got boring like 4-5 years ago.

 

[Star Power]

a long night of mouth fucking?

"skull fucking"

 

[krypt0nian]

Being gay, I have to say that sex is closer to porn than you would think.

Gym bodies excluded of course.

 

[demi]

Being gay, I have to say that sex is closer to porn than you would think.

 

[Socreges]

What surprises me is the screams of dissent I get after improvising and sticking it in their ass. Not to mention when I shit on their chest. They rarely speak to me again. WTF.

 

[krypt0nian]

I have never seen this porn but I would be willing to at least make out with that panda.

Maybe more.

Wait isnt that Sexual Harassment Panda? I have had sex with him.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Being gay, I have to say that sex is closer to porn than you would think.

 

[demi]

I have never seen this porn but I would be willing to at least make out with that panda.

Maybe more.

Wait isnt that Sexual Harassment Panda? I have had sex with him.

http://beyondunix.com/frost/tometc/ttales_whatthehell.gif

I told ya I had some.

 

[krypt0nian]

WTF? :lol

http://beyondunix.com/frost/tometc/ttales_whatthehell.gif

demi, you are in my heart but never tempt me with Frostporn...it cuts me deep.

And you were correct - I had no idea.

 

[demi]

demi, you are in my heart but never tempt me with Frostporn...it cuts me deep.

And you were correct - I had no idea.

You like leather, by chance?

:O

 

[krypt0nian]

You like leather, by chance?

:O

:lol :lol

 

[GashPrex]

Anyone else feel like porn has given you a false perception of sex? I mean, rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex... but because I've grown up watching porn... Im dissapointed when they dont.

Just needed to vent after a long night

find different girls

 

[daegan]

Anyone else feel like porn has given you a false perception of sex? I mean, rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex... but because I've grown up watching porn... Im dissapointed when they dont.

Just needed to vent after a long night

Date better girls.

Seriously.

 

[Drinky Crow]

rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex

wha...?

Man, you seem to have rolled a critical miss EVERY time.

 

[miyuru]

There's a lot of sluts out there. Date some first year chicks.

 

[Triumph]

My problem isn't getting chicks to do freaky shit when they're in bed(or where ever). It's just getting chicks in general lately.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Consider Scientology!

 

[Triumph]

Consider Scientology!

 

[Drinky Crow]

Come on, mang, like an OT Level III has any problem scorin' with the hotties.

 

[Triumph]

I dunno, the vacant look in their eyes as I would be goin to town would throw me off. Then again, if I joined I'd probably have a vacant look in my eye, or as I like to call it "Mr. Duke on a suitcase of Pabst bender look".

 

[Drinky Crow]

yeah, but like they're gonna say "no" when you decide to do a little dirty doggy dumpster divin' in the back nine. Spaced out cult chicks ROCK!

 

[demon]

I dunno, girls never give me lip when I try to fuck'em in the ass or throat. They usually don't prefer that order, though. Stupid bitches.

 

[Triumph]

yeah, but like they're gonna say "no" when you decide to do a little dirty doggy dumpster divin' in the back nine. Spaced out cult chicks ROCK!

JUST ASK THIS GUY!

I've been thinking about this all wrong. I just need to start my OWN cult. You get the pick of the litter that way.

 

[maynerd]

Anyone else feel like porn has given you a false perception of sex? I mean, rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex... but because I've grown up watching porn... Im dissapointed when they dont.

Just needed to vent after a long night

Yeah I hear you when I play Grand Theft Auto and I go out into the real world and I can't; just steal any car, have sex with any hooker, kill and destroy things with no reprocussion. Just makes real life such a dissappointment.

 

[shuri]

JUST ASK THIS GUY!

I've been thinking about this all wrong. I just need to start my OWN cult. You get the pick of the litter that way.

That guy created his own harem for 20 hot girls for "personal protection", they were call the Blue Ribbon Angels, and for some reasons, he managed to get BORED with them (oh god) so he created two more squads of 25 of the hottest women in his cult.

Those women have access to everything in the cult and have massive powers within the cult, so women actually line up to be a Blue Ribbon Angel. Their mission: take care of the reprensentives of the alien race that created us all and right now, there's only one ambassador of that race.

Who happens to be him :lol

 

[Blackace]

wha...?

Man, you seem to have rolled a critical miss EVERY time.

that was what I was thinking...

 

[The Faceless Master]

anyone else ever get caught off guard by a porno where this guy does the chick (his wife or whatever) and then she leaves right after and another dude comes over and does that guy who just was doing his wife?

 

[Mupepe]

Anyone else feel like porn has given you a false perception of sex? I mean, rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex... but because I've grown up watching porn... Im dissapointed when they dont.

Just needed to vent after a long night

Umm No. There are those women out there, of course they're not going to let you give them a dirty sanchez like in the movies ( i hope not at least). But there are some out there that like to scream obscenity's during sex and dirty talk. And some love to give head. Just have to find them. Just like not all women will bake you cupcakes.... damn bitches.

 

[Polari]

anyone else ever get caught off guard by a porno where this guy does the chick (his wife or whatever) and then she leaves right after and another dude comes over and does that guy who just was doing his wife?

:lol

No.

Spoiler

If you mean caught off guard, that is.

 

[pnjtony]

I've actually been fairly lucky in that department. My GF is up for experiemntation, only no anal. But as different positions and talking dirty goes, as long as we discuss before hand she's okay with it. Surprisingly some positions require a bit of stretching first.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

Surprisingly some positions require a bit of stretching first.

Yeah... in your PANTS




Oh wait it's not funny here

 

[Crimson Dragon]

Umm No. There are those women out there, of course they're not going to let you give them a dirty sanchez like in the movies ( i hope not at least). But there are some out there that like to scream obscenity's during sex and dirty talk. And some love to give head. Just have to find them. Just like not all women will bake you cupcakes.... damn bitches.

Damn, I must have hit the jackpot. My wife loves sex, dirty talk, giving head... *and* she bakes me cupcakes!

 

[pollo]

I've actually been fairly lucky in that department. My GF is up for experiemntation, only no anal. But as different positions and talking dirty goes, as long as we discuss before hand she's okay with it. Surprisingly some positions require a bit of stretching first.

wtf? anal is like experimentation 101. You can't get to the more advanced routines if you skip the basics

and umm...theres no need to talk about different positions, just fuck her and keep switching in up. You gotta put your hand on the wheel and drive boyh!

 

[DarienA]

Anyone else feel like porn has given you a false perception of sex? I mean, rarely do girls WANT to give head, and say crazy things while having sex... but because I've grown up watching porn... Im dissapointed when they dont.

Just needed to vent after a long night

I respectfully disagree. Thank god.... Some girls LOVE to give head.

 

[Mama Smurf]

You do know you have to clean your penis before they want to, right?

 

[Outcast2004]

Wow, this thread has so much potential for hilarity.

Being married, I can sit back and just read the responses come in and laugh a bit.

 

[Shuzo]

i just got horny

 

[Pochacco]

You guys are losers.
Why don't you guys just pay your girlfriends more money? That's what I do.

 

[FortNinety]

You know, if porn is powerful enough to make your real life disappointing, then... just wow.

 

[pollo]

this thread is making me miss my girl =((

 

[Ruzbeh]

Some chicks like sex, some don't. How simple can it be?

I have around 50 gigs of porn.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Trust plays a major role in what a woman is willing to do as well.

 

[Ecrofirt]

They are out there lol, I know one personally she's in the room watching some documentry about tumors on The Learning Channel.

Are we supposed to envy you and your whorish girlfriend?

 

[Polari]

Are we supposed to envy you and your whorish girlfriend?

I figured it was either his mother or his sister.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

I havent had a gf YET that didnt give me head, chickenhead to innocent exchange student all bow down before the REX. Trust me the girls you'd think do it for money but surprisingly do it for free are out there...you may not want to meet them tho.