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[Ripclawe]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004360349,00.html

uh... messed up family....

 

[Lambtron]

Hot.

 

[Ripclawe]

Hot.

You didn't see the mom have you..

 

[Mike Works]

Look at the picture

 

[Lambtron]

Oh, I did. That boy went hoggin'.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

What the hell, "one thing lead to another" is not something that happens with you mom. That explains NOTHING.

 

[ourumov]

This remembers a film from Passolini...

 

[Trevelyon]

O.O

 

[Ferrio]

What the hell, "one thing lead to another" is not something that happens with you mom. That explains NOTHING.

He wants the details.

But seriously, the woman should not get jail time if it was consensual no matter how fucked up it is.

 

[Lambtron]

They must've meant "litre of vodka" by panic attack, or something. Repeated viewings of that photo are making me even more repulsed.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

He wants the details.

Well if this can happen, I guess MILF Hunters have more options than we thought. o_0

 

[ourumov]

It's incredible the Sun sells so many copies of a crappy yellow newspaper where only sensationalism is used.

 

[bishoptl]

I am cold and frightened

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I guess she was considered the head of the family...

oh wait, wrong thread.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

I would definately hit that, especially if she was my mother.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Oh, I did. That boy went hoggin'.

Oh wow. I thought that the cook that I work with made up that term. That's really disgusting. But then again, so is the mother.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

I just want it to be over, this was one stupid mistake, it doesn’t happen regularly, it was just a one-off, we were both upset.

Did he just call his mom a one night stand?

 

[bishoptl]

 

[videogamer]

You didn't see the mom have you..

Maybe he means the son... he looks good in that picture.

 

[RiZ III]

mother fucker..

 

[Error Macro]

I think a tiny part of me just died.

 

[explodet]

I thought the headline should be "Son makes love to his mom and has panic attack".

 

[Leon]

I was hoping the son had sex during his panic attack or...something. But consensual? "One thing led to another"? Like flirtatious, affectionate looks, touches and shit? Fucking hell...

 

[AlphaSnake]

I was hoping the son had sex during his panic attack or...something. But consensual? "One thing led to another"? Like flirtatious, affectionate looks, touches and shit? Fucking hell...

Reading your post added details to the situation I didn't want to even think about. I just vomitted in my mouth -- eww...

 

[nitewulf]

I guess she was considered the head of the family...

oh wait, wrong thread.

you hit the nail on the head :/

 

[Chittagong]

ROFL this is the most hilarious stuff I've read in ages. Great thread - best read right after reading the "fingering" thread!

 

[norinrad21]

Ahahahahahahaha they both need help.

 

[Greekboy]

LMAO. I would have killed my mom so that this story never got out.

Poor Oedipus.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Did he chop her head off? This story is uninteresting without blood.

 

[Greekboy]

“It seems they were in bed watching a video. Mark had suffered a panic attack and when she gave him a cuddle and comforted him one thing led to another.”

More like watching a porn: "Oedipus Complex Vol. 69"

 

[GDGF]

How the hell do you accidently fuck your mom. Now someone else's mom I can understand, but by god, not your own.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

I would be able to empathize more if the mom was hot, but seeing that she isn't, I cannot condone this action.

I sentence the mother to a gym, and the son to a therapist.

 

[Ceros]

Wow...they must have some relatives from West Virginia

 

[RobotChant]

I would be able to empathize more if the mom was hot.

That's sick man. Anything that has to do with your own mom and fucking is sick. Those words should never, ever come near each other. They don't need therapy; they need their memories erased. Wheres Agent Jay when you need him.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

It's just a fucking joke guy :\.

 

[Red Dolphin]

I would be able to empathize more if the mom was hot, but seeing that she isn't, I cannot condone this action.

lol. I know what you mean but I don't think it was a good idea stating that..

 

[MrPing1000]

Fancy another?

 

[DCX]

MILF....

DCX

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

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pardon me, mods.

Wow...they must have some relatives from West Virginia

"Hillbilly" jokes really aren't funny. Yes, everyone from WV is related to everyone else. Hell, I'm my own dad! You fucking ass.

 

[Spectral Glider]

"Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home"

 

[OmniGamer]

mother fucker..

LOL

 

[Blackace]

Wow...they must have some relatives from West Virginia

Really.... you must not know where this family is from.... Cumbria..... that is all I have to say

 

[Xenon]

I wonder if he felt deja vu when he went down there.


And you know when you feel Deja vu.

Chorus:
Feel like I've been here before,
Feel like I've been here before.

 

[Ceros]

pardon me, mods.



"Hillbilly" jokes really aren't funny. Yes, everyone from WV is related to everyone else. Hell, I'm my own dad! You fucking ass.

In response to that....

It's just a fucking joke guy :\.

 

[Chittagong]

"Should we try the shocker thing next time? You know, the one with one finger..."

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

In response to that....

Maybe, but I'm fiercely proud of where I came from.