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Ripclawe · Aug 4, 2004

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004360349,00.html

uh... messed up family....

Lambtron · Aug 4, 2004

Ripclawe · Aug 4, 2004

Lambtron said:
Hot.

You didn't see the mom have you..

Mike Works · Aug 4, 2004

Look at the picture

Lambtron · Aug 4, 2004

Oh, I did. That boy went hoggin'.

Grizzlyjin · Aug 4, 2004

What the hell, "one thing lead to another" is not something that happens with you mom. That explains NOTHING.

ourumov · Aug 4, 2004

This remembers a film from Passolini...

Trevelyon · Aug 4, 2004

O.O

Ferrio · Aug 4, 2004

Grizzlyjin said:
What the hell, "one thing lead to another" is not something that happens with you mom. That explains NOTHING.

He wants the details.

But seriously, the woman should not get jail time if it was consensual no matter how fucked up it is.

Lambtron · Aug 4, 2004

They must've meant "litre of vodka" by panic attack, or something. Repeated viewings of that photo are making me even more repulsed.

Grizzlyjin · Aug 4, 2004

Ferrio said:
He wants the details.

Well if this can happen, I guess MILF Hunters have more options than we thought. o_0

ourumov · Aug 4, 2004

It's incredible the Sun sells so many copies of a crappy yellow newspaper where only sensationalism is used.

bishoptl · Aug 4, 2004

I am cold and frightened

Grizzlyjin · Aug 4, 2004

I guess she was considered the head of the family...

oh wait, wrong thread.

All Hail C-Webb · Aug 4, 2004

I would definately hit that, especially if she was my mother.

Jim Bowie · Aug 4, 2004

Lambtron said:
Oh, I did. That boy went hoggin'.

Oh wow. I thought that the cook that I work with made up that term. That's really disgusting. But then again, so is the mother.

ConfusingJazz · Aug 4, 2004

I just want it to be over, this was one stupid mistake, it doesnt happen regularly, it was just a one-off, we were both upset.

Did he just call his mom a one night stand?

bishoptl · Aug 4, 2004

videogamer · Aug 4, 2004

Ripclawe said:
You didn't see the mom have you..

Maybe he means the son... he looks good in that picture.

RiZ III · Aug 4, 2004

mother fucker..

Error Macro · Aug 4, 2004

I think a tiny part of me just died.

explodet · Aug 4, 2004

I thought the headline should be "Son makes love to his mom and has panic attack".

Leon · Aug 4, 2004

I was hoping the son had sex during his panic attack or...something. But consensual? "One thing led to another"? Like flirtatious, affectionate looks, touches and shit? Fucking hell...

AlphaSnake · Aug 4, 2004

Leon said:
I was hoping the son had sex during his panic attack or...something. But consensual? "One thing led to another"? Like flirtatious, affectionate looks, touches and shit? Fucking hell...

Reading your post added details to the situation I didn't want to even think about. I just vomitted in my mouth -- eww...

nitewulf · Aug 4, 2004

Grizzlyjin said:
I guess she was considered the head of the family...

oh wait, wrong thread.

you hit the nail on the head :/

Chittagong · Aug 4, 2004

ROFL this is the most hilarious stuff I've read in ages. Great thread - best read right after reading the "fingering" thread!

norinrad21 · Aug 4, 2004

Ahahahahahahaha they both need help.

Greekboy · Aug 4, 2004

LMAO. I would have killed my mom so that this story never got out.

Poor Oedipus.

Spiritreaver · Aug 4, 2004

Did he chop her head off? This story is uninteresting without blood.

Greekboy · Aug 4, 2004

It seems they were in bed watching a video. Mark had suffered a panic attack and when she gave him a cuddle and comforted him one thing led to another.

More like watching a porn: "Oedipus Complex Vol. 69"

GDGF · Aug 4, 2004

How the hell do you accidently fuck your mom. Now someone else's mom I can understand, but by god, not your own.

MaddenNFL64 · Aug 4, 2004

I would be able to empathize more if the mom was hot, but seeing that she isn't, I cannot condone this action.

I sentence the mother to a gym, and the son to a therapist.

Ceros · Aug 4, 2004

Wow...they must have some relatives from West Virginia

RobotChant · Aug 4, 2004

MaddenNFL64 said:
I would be able to empathize more if the mom was hot.

That's sick man. Anything that has to do with your own mom and fucking is sick. Those words should never, ever come near each other. They don't need therapy; they need their memories erased. Wheres Agent Jay when you need him.

MaddenNFL64 · Aug 4, 2004

It's just a fucking joke guy :\.

Red Dolphin · Aug 4, 2004

MaddenNFL64 said:
I would be able to empathize more if the mom was hot, but seeing that she isn't, I cannot condone this action.

lol. I know what you mean but I don't think it was a good idea stating that..

MrPing1000 · Aug 4, 2004

Fancy another?

DCX · Aug 4, 2004

MILF....

DCX

Christoff Yurievich · Aug 4, 2004

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pardon me, mods.

Ceros said:
Wow...they must have some relatives from West Virginia

"Hillbilly" jokes really aren't funny. Yes, everyone from WV is related to everyone else. Hell, I'm my own dad! You fucking ass.

Spectral Glider · Aug 4, 2004

"Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home"

OmniGamer · Aug 4, 2004

RiZ III said:
mother fucker..

LOL

Blackace · Aug 4, 2004

Ceros said:
Wow...they must have some relatives from West Virginia

Really.... you must not know where this family is from.... Cumbria..... that is all I have to say

Xenon · Aug 4, 2004

I wonder if he felt deja vu when he went down there.

And you know when you feel Deja vu.

Chorus:
Feel like I've been here before,
Feel like I've been here before.

Ceros · Aug 4, 2004

bune duggy said:
pardon me, mods.

"Hillbilly" jokes really aren't funny. Yes, everyone from WV is related to everyone else. Hell, I'm my own dad! You fucking ass.

In response to that....

MaddenNFL64 said:
It's just a fucking joke guy :\.

Chittagong · Aug 4, 2004

"Should we try the shocker thing next time? You know, the one with one finger..."

Christoff Yurievich · Aug 4, 2004

Ceros said:
In response to that....

Maybe, but I'm fiercely proud of where I came from.

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