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[Cockles & Whelks]

Ok which one of you was it?

US judge says parents owe son over trashed porn collection

The 42-year-old sued his parents, saying they threw away an "irreplaceable" collection worth $25,000.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[The Cockatrice]

The parents should record themselves while fucking to replace the dudes gaffers porn collection.

 

[Airola]

Ok which one of you was it?

You.

 

[Ikutachi]

...

 

[Papa]

RIP TaySan

 

[DESTROYA]

What kind of moron would bring this to the parents house in the first place ?
And how exactly did the guy prove the value of what he had unless he cataloged everything he had ?
“Look judge at the mountain of used socks” -

 

[Thing on a Spring]

It was for research.

 

[Rock And Roll]

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Imagine paying for porn.

 

[ManofOne]

You don’t understand

I LOVE to make love to my hand

So you don’t worry hunny

I’ll beat that duck likes it owes me money

 

[newtypepilot]

David Werking, who was living with his parents following a divorce, sued them over the items, which he claims were worth over $25,000 (£18,500).

Emails between Mr Werking and his father stated that the items included 12 full boxes of "pornography plus two boxes of sex toys", according to the Sentinel. Mr Werking said there were over 1,600 DVDs and tapes.

damn, imagine having to deal with divorce and move back to your folks. Those porno were the only thing keeping him sane!!

 

[Kayoba]

How did he calculate the value of his own porn collection?

 

[DESTROYA]

How did he calculate the value of his own porn collection?

The amount of used tissues he has stored in his closet.

 

[JSoup]

What kind of moron would bring this to the parents house in the first place ?
And how exactly did the guy prove the value of what he had unless he cataloged everything he had ?
“Look judge at the mountain of used socks” -

Musing here, but porn dvds tend to be pretty damn expensive, as are sex toys. Not knowing any other details (age of materials, and such), I could see is adding up to lots and lots of money. Hell, the local shop around here has a video area that no one bothers with because the internet exists, but the DVD are marked down to $50. Using that as a baseline, 1600 DVDs at that price would be a total of $80K.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

damn, imagine having to deal with divorce and move back to your folks. Those porno were the only thing keeping him sane!!

Should have never gotten married.

 

[Yoboman]

Seems like an open and slut case

 

[Cravis]

Uh oh someone is getting written out of the will.

 

[slugbahr]

David Werking, who was living with his parents following a divorce, sued them over the items, which he claims were worth over $25,000 (£18,500).

Emails between Mr Werking and his father stated that the items included 12 full boxes of "pornography plus two boxes of sex toys", according to the Sentinel. Mr Werking said there were over 1,600 DVDs and tapes.

damn, imagine having to deal with divorce and move back to your folks. Those porno were the only thing keeping him sane!!

"Werking"
Heeheehee

 

[nush]

What kind of moron would bring this to the parents house in the first place ?
And how exactly did the guy prove the value of what he had unless he cataloged everything he had ?
“Look judge at the mountain of used socks” -

Cunth ?

 

[BaneIsPain]

I can imagine the son's face after watching the burned collections.

 

[Honey Bunny]

King shit. God speed.

 

[The Pleasure]

The amount of used tissues he has stored in his closet.

There's not enough Rasengans to clean up that mess.

 

[Elektro Demon]

It's kinda retarded to collect porn when you have access to limitless amount of porn online.

 

[protonion]

1600 dvds?

The popular porn sites have a few million videos for free!

With this money he could have had actual sex with dozens of top class call girls.

What a dumbass.

 

[captainraincoat]

no nut November got extended

 

[Prison Mike]

Sticky situation

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

You don't mess with a man's stash

 

[QSD]

The parents should record themselves while fucking to replace the dudes gaffers porn collection.

the thing I love about this forum is how the first take is already waaaaaaay dark

 

[DogofWar]

This is hilarious.

How the fuck can someone want to store such things at their parents house?!

 

[cryptoadam]

I can see it my sex doll of Hillary and Pelosi set me back a good 15K for the two of em.

 

[Mistake]

There's not enough Rasengans to clean up that mess.

Let’s be real, rasengan would cover that room in shredded cum paper

 

[Goro Majima]

It was so important to him that in the time between moving out in August 2017 and when they were destroyed in April 2019, he still hadn’t gone home to retrieve them.

Feels like some bits and pieces of the story are missing unless “landlords” are obligated to watch your stuff for that long?

 

[AJUMP23]

Surprised to see he was married at some point. Having 25k in porn might be why he is divorced.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Son sues parents for throwing away his $29,000 porn collection

David Werking, 42, sued parents Beth and Paul after they threw out 'a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys' from their home in Grand Haven, Michigan.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The Werkings had told their son that he could not bring the pornography to their home and if they found it, it would be destroyed.

His father said in an email: 'Frankly, David, I did you a big favor getting rid of all this stuff.'

The parents kept some of the pornography, which they described as 'the worst of the worst', in a safety deposit box out of concerns it could be illegal.

Worth reading. A total laugher. Even has email snippets back and forth from the son and dad. Here's a few great ones. Many more.

He sure love granny porn. lol

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Big Wet Asses 15. A semenal classic.

 

[Boss Mog]

I would kick my son out of the house if I found out he payed for porn.

 

[Synless]

Wait, this dude is from my hometown of Grand Haven, MI. Lol, small world for such an important lawsuit.

 

[Airola]

I would kick my son out of the house if I found out he payed for porn.

What, are you a commie or something?

 

[cryptoadam]

Asian Chunky Chicks

My man

 

[Boss Mog]

What, are you a commie or something?

You found me out.

 

[Mistake]

Nsfw

 

[Lokimaru]

Son sues parents for throwing away his $29,000 porn collection

David Werking, 42, sued parents Beth and Paul after they threw out 'a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys' from their home in Grand Haven, Michigan.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Worth reading. A total laugher. Even has email snippets back and forth from the son and dad. Here's a few great ones. Many more.

He sure love granny porn. lol

Ug, I know you just grabbed what they had back in the day but some of those are garbage. That he seemed to stop buying in 2009 is because most of the steaming sites went live around 2007.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Is it the same dude as this one?

Gamer's Mom Throws Out $500,000 Worth of Games

A New York resident comes to the realization on Twitter that his extensive collection of video games has been thrown out by his mother.

gamerant.com

 

[dr_octagon]

It was for research.

was he hoping to achieve manga cum laude?

 

[GymWolf]

Imagine buying porns...

 

[nemiroff]

Sounds like both fucked up parents and a fucked up son to me.. First of all, the son should've rented a little bit of storage space instead of creating this scenario in the first place, and same goes for the parents after he still brought the stuff home, didn't have to destroy it.

 

[spawn]

Bodyslammin 1 and 3. A classic

 

[jshackles]

If you're 42 years old and your parents are still so involved in your life that they have access to your porn stash, you've done something really wrong with your life.

 

[eddie4]

If you're 42 years old and your parents are still so involved in your life that they have access to your porn stash, you've done something really wrong with your life.

this

 

[SpartanN92]

This sounds a lot like TaySan but the guy in question is 15 years older. Unless TayTay was lying about his age so he could fit in