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[bjork]

Heard two songs today:

- One was some guy going "suck a cheetah's dick! suck a cheetah's dick" all super loud

- The other one was the same person I think, talking about how he beat Batman's ass and Batman is a punk or something.

Little help?

 

[blahness]

Heard two songs today:

- One was some guy going "suck a cheetah's dick! suck a cheetah's dick" all super loud

- The other one was the same person I think, talking about how he beat Batman's ass and Batman is a punk or something.

Little help?

Both by Wesley Willis

1. is probably Suck a Cheetahs Dick
2. is probably I Kicked Batmans Ass

 

[yoshifumi]

may he rest in peace

 

[bjork]

What is the story here, was he like Ol Dirty Bastard or something?

 

[Callo Merlose]

He didn't really kick my ass. You see, I had just stopped a robbery, but I was shot in the thigh. Then Willis on some kind of drug binge just up and punched me.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Might as well make use of this thread.

Anyone know the song from the saab commericial? The one that's introducing their suv.


Wait.....it's not saab...fuck anyways

It's like

"Nothing last forever...."

And all the other suvs are dieing as it drives past them.

 

[Callo Merlose]

Nope, but I can tell you that they're bowing and not dying. Mad respect, yo.

 

[the year 20XX]

http://www.wesleytribute.org/wesley/

A Wesley Willis tribute album.

http://www.alternativetentacles.com/bandinfo.php?band=wesleywillis

Some info.

And, for good measure, the lyrics to Suck a Cheetah's Dick, spoilered in case for some reason you find them unappealing :lol :

Spoiler

Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with hoisin sauce!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena's spermy dick!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Suck a llama's shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, mothafucka!

Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

Polaroid, see what develops

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Nope, but I can tell you that they're bowing and not dying. Mad respect, yo.

No, no, they're dying, once turns to ashes, the other gets all cobwebbed, and another gets compacted.

You're thinking of the eclipse commercial.

 

[bjork]

Rock and Roll McDonald's? :lol

I'm buying these albums.

 

[Der Kommisar]

Might as well make use of this thread.

Anyone know the song from the saab commericial? The one that's introducing their suv.


Wait.....it's not saab...fuck anyways

It's like

"Nothing last forever...."

And all the other suvs are dieing as it drives past them.

Apparently the song is "Dust in the Wind by Kansas".

 

[the year 20XX]

I got headbutted by Wesley at a show in Norman, OK a couple of years ago.

Pretty much the only cool thing I've ever done, and it was really more of something that was done to me.

edit: can't let a mention of "Dust in the Wind" pass without