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Here's a classic one I ruined for my wife.

Charli XCX - Boom Clap

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPMlIIg_38

Instead of yelling BOOM CLAP! I "painful grunt" then yell SPLASH! Like I'm sitting on the toilet and just grunted out an unrelenting turd and it splashes the water.

some good grount noises for the less imagitive:
https://youtu.be/-qwI4ue96XI

sing it with me!

"painful grunt" SPLASH
The sound of my butt
The bathroom fan goes on and on and on and on and
"painful grunt" SPLASH
You make me feel good
Come out of me come out of me now
"painful grunt" SPLASH
The sound of my butt
The bathroom fan goes on and on and on and on and
"painful grunt" SPLASH
You make me feel good
Come out of me come out of me now

The best part about this song is there is so many boom claps that I can get a ton of grunts in before I'm attacked by my wife.

Any other good ones making the rounds?

 

[Admiral Woofington]

We're up on Mexican Monkeys

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

 

[TheSecondSpitter]

Weird Al' |OT|

 

[akira28]

I came to tell the OP that he should feel bad.

 

[HollowCentral]

Just yes

 

[Generalpsyduck]

 

[LakeEarth]

I do this all the time, I'm with you OP. My wife''s latest obsession is with Hailee Steinfeld's "Starving", so I changed the lyrics to make it into to a song about a girl falling out of love because the dude farted mid-blowjob. So:

'I didn't know that I was starving til I tasted you'

Became:

'I didn't know that you had farted til I tasted poo'

Like Shakespeare I am.

 

[exemp30]

Akon's "sexy bitch" is actually saying sexy fish.

 

[thoseAREmySHOES]

"Sweet Nothing" sounds like "Sexy Dolphin" for some reason

 

[Banjotanooki]

Pearl Jam-Even Flow:
Heathen frog bought a road like buttered fries!!!!

 

[DiscoJer]

In Yaz's Situation, I can't help but sing "Moo Cow" instead of "Move out" for the chorus

I don't think it ruins it, since I can't really understand what she's saying anyway. Great voice, but hard to understand.

 

[Cth]

Night Ranger - Sister Christian

Forever tainted now as Sister Fister.

..the time has come.. and you know that youre the only one to say.. ok?

 

[Banderdash]

Yesterday by the Beatles...

One of the nurses I was studying under had a version of it that was about a colostomy bag bursting. I can't remember much past the first few lines...

Colostomy,
Why'd you have to go and burst on me
Now I'm covered in urrriiiinnnneee,
Oh the smell... spread suddenly.
Why.
It.
Had to blow I don't know...
I couldn't say...

etc.