Spartacus: House of Ashur - Teaser Trailer

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Show of the year right here, can't wait!

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Those about to Die was a watered down version, I'm ready for my roman empire sex and violence UNCUT!
 
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The Roman setting makes the show interesting, not Spartacus or anybody.
Eh, I disagree. The story of Spartacus is unique and interesting. His story is truly inspiring and emotionally impactful. There is a reason why we still know the name of Spartacus for over a millennium. Otherwise, it's just another show about gladiators in the setting of the Roman Empire.
 
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So technically we should also have Manu Bennett starring because he claims he's the one who injured him in season 1 . Hope it's the case !
 
Looking forward to it, just don't like how it's an alternate universe thing. I am sure it'll be fine and enjoable though. The originals where really good, even the prequel and change of main character. But to bring back a dead character? odd choice.
Those about to die was decent too for what it was, just made me want more Spartacus though.
 
And for the "this is FANTASY" guys gonna come in here and rag on us and point to some examples of female gladiators, that is true, but they were the lingerie bowl equivalent to the NFL. Ain't no way IN HELL a woman gonna be able to be a top level gladiator just like you will NEVER see one be an NFL linebacker.
 
Like I get why sometimes heroine might appeal to broader masses, but for Spartacus audience, fuck no
Nah, the girl boss is totally played out. The ONLY way it works is to cast a known hyper athlete in the role. Had Ronda Rousey actually been able to act or Gina Careno been able to push away from the dinner table, they coulda ushered in a new era of tough action chicks. You can't just throw in any old dame and make her an action star. We'll see how convincing Sweeney or Rickard are in their respective films, they at least bulked up.

Though this actress at least looks to be pretty fit, so imma gonna give her a chance to see if they can somehow convince me a 130 pound chick can block a hammer swing from a 230 pound bruiser or take a punch to the face. Or maybe she just has a spectacular rack......
 
What a fuck is wrong with these people? the show looked corny to begin with, but it's like they can't stop pandering to a certain group of women that will never watch this shit to begin with.
 
Fucking hell, what a way to ruin a show. I didn't really like the fact Ashur was back, but this is horrible. They left this out until the right before release because they knew the backlash would be harsh.


Fuck it, I'll just rewatch Rome then.
 
I hear the main bad guy gladiator, the TERROR of the arena, a gladiator so powerful and strong, so TERRIFYING that Spartacus, Crixus, AND Gannicus couldn't take him even if they worked together. Who is this unstoppable monster? This slayer of men and beast? Who can lift a tiger with one hand and stop a charging bull with the other?

Played by Peter Dinklage :P
 
Lol at these girl bosses that could slay men twice her size. Haven't they learned from the other flops that have failed before them? This show should have released like 5 years ago when people were not sick of this shit and DEI was a thing. Too little too late for this shit.

Marketing checked all the boxes with the hiring casts.
 
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Last trailer almost felt like a parody. Like it couldn't be more woke even if they tried.

Might just rewatch the original series. I remember it being fun and having a great ending.
 
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