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[Matlock]

http://www.spoileverything.com

The best one is the Family Guy one. :lol

 

[temp]

The Simpsons one isn't too bad.



P.S. I will never go to this site again.

 

[Boogie]

:lol

I like the 24 one.

Jack has Kim working at CTU now because he wants to keep her out of trouble. Kim still manages to get into trouble

Jack is addicted to Heroin. Jack has balls of steel

Jack Bauer Jack Bauer Jack Bauer!!

Some guy from that damn Kosovo mission that Jack did, Steven Saunders, is the guy using the virus. He's kind of a sissy.

President Palmer's ex-wife Sherri is still evil. She dies

At the end, Jack Bauer cries like a little baby because he is a HUMAN BEING and has EMOTIONS

Every perimeter established by CTU is breached. Even the "Internet perimeters".

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

Fantastic Four BOMBation

The Fantastic Four decide to remain as mutant freaks after the valiant application of their various powers proves valuable in rusting Dr. Doom in all of 15 intensely riveting, sweat-drenched minutes. Oh, and you leave the movie theater wondering where two hours of your life just went.

Truth zap!

Ewan McGregor, Tom Lincoln, breaks out of clone camp and finds the real Lincoln, who dies. Fakey McGregor breaks back in and frees all the clones. We pretend the science is real because Scarlett Johansson is really hot.

 

[Ash Housewares]

soylent green is what?!?!

 

[Boogie]

:lol

The Matrix:

There is some question as to whether Neo is the One- the chosen cyberpunk whose destiny it is to save humanity from the Matrix (what is "The Matrix"? It's like Tron, with better textures.). It turns out he is the One. Cypher is evil, Trinity is a man.

Matrix Reloaded:

Keanu Reeves' butt is very pale. Also, Neo is still the One. Trinity is now a sallow stick figure. The Architect says things, ergo he talks. Concordently, vis-a-vis, irrevocably, he invented the internets

And Revolutions:

Agent Smith replicates a lot and takes over the internet. Neo and Smith fight in a dumb DragonBall Z type sequence. Trinity dies. There is a peace between robots and humans. None of it makes a lot of sense. At the end, you wish there was only one Matrix movie.

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

lol wtf

Link beats Ganon and rescues Princess Zelda. You cannot kill Navi, even if you try for hours and use all your ammo and break your swords. Hey, wissen.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

The Bible

# Pontius Pilate was the killer.
# Jesus dies on the cross but is raised up again 3 days later.
# The last book is tripped out and predicts the end of the world.
# The villain (who wouldn't stop picking on the poor innocent bastards for the entire book) wins.
# It was Judas

:lol

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

Link beats Ganon and rescues Princess Zelda. You cannot kill Navi, even if you try for hours and use all your ammo and break your swords. Hey, wissen.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[The_Sorrow]

WoW:

After about 60 hours of playtime, you realize you're wasting your life on doing repetive, boring shit, in an uninspired fanatasy world that really only has good art direction going for it.

:lol

 

[Ferrio]

FFT

The Church is evil.

The only one...

 

[Papi]

The Duck Hunt one is great.