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"Spooning" and "Worming"

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Flynn

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Fusebox said:
And in porn a pig-on-the-spit means a 3 way, but in my house it means a BBQ and spooning doesnt mean sex - just like most other peoples houses here.

Do a poll on the replies if you like.

What do Bukakke and Reverse Cowgirl mean in your house?
 
The first few replies in this thread were showing potential for fucking comedy gold. Then the entire thread just took a u-turn to sucksville. I think it was about the time everyone started using the term "lame."
 

maharg

idspispopd
keeblerdrow said:
The first few replies in this thread were showing potential for fucking comedy gold. Then the entire thread just took a u-turn to sucksville. I think it was about the time everyone started using the term "lame."

Lame.
 
Bogdan said:
The thing is the girl in the avatar looks kind of hot but the girl in all the website pics is kind of ass. I want more pics of that good looking one. I just can't believe they are the same.

Theres no way they are the same person. The chick on the website has a huge nose plus bigger tits then the Lish Lashe's pic at GAF..
 
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Vennt

Unconfirmed Member
Red Dolphin said:
Theres no way they are the same person. The chick on the website has a huge nose plus bigger tits then the Lish Lashe's pic at GAF..

The girl in the avatar is DJ Agenta, not Lisa Lashes, "Not being Lisa Lashes" is the probably only thing that the GAF poster has in common with his avatar :p
 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
no hes just a troll that got banned a long time ago and then regged ont he new forum with a different name to fool people.
 

mrmyth

Member
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Why are we taking shag advice from a man, baby?"
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Great...cubsfan has apparently had a sex change..... his advice certainly hasn't gotten any better....
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
quadriplegicjon said:
indeed.


question: the term 'Grinding the corn' was mentioned on last nights 6 feet under.. anyone know what that is? (its a sexual term)

According to a google search "terms such as ‘grinding’ and ‘grinding corn’ were commonly used in the Middle Ages as slang for sexual intercourse."


BTW can somebody explain to me what the appeal is of a guy posing as a girl online? Whether it be a message board, dating service, etc.... what's the allure?
 

Greekboy

Banned
I think the real problem here is that most of the people whining and crying either:

A) Hate Greekboy

B) Are closet "wormers" and "spooners"

C) Both A and B.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
I have a confession. I am a closet trapezoider. And sometimes I like to fuddle. And from time to time, I've been known to pratice the sensual art of Quijibo.

All of it very illegal... and very erotic.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
I think the problem is that 90% of your posts boil down to "I have sex... most of you all are virgins."
 

Greekboy

Banned
levious said:
I think the problem is that 90% of your posts boil down to "I have sex... most of you all are virgins."

Funny. I never once boasted about anything like that yet you did a great job of inferring such nonsense.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
I just hate you because you because you're useless and a waste of space. You could die right now and the impact it would have on my life would be nill.

You're wasting valuable air that could be used to fill the lungs of the guy who might cure cancer. I think you know what you need to do now.
 

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
anyone remember that old snl sketch? with dan akroyd, i think? "fred garvin, male prostitute?" and he'd have this arsenal of hilariously named sexual maneuvers? i think "worming" may have been one of his.

in any case, this is the most batshit insane topic gaf has seen in some time. i mean, obviously there's the ridiculously worded and apropos-of-nothing sex advice. funnier still is the way some people have taken offense instead of just...i dunno...laughing in disbelief. you people are crazy.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
Greekboy said:
Funny. I never once boasted about anything like that yet you did a great job of inferring such nonsense.

I'm of course referring to before and after you tried to pretend you were a female.
 

Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon
DarienA said:
According to a google search "terms such as ‘grinding’ and ‘grinding corn’ were commonly used in the Middle Ages as slang for sexual intercourse."


hmm.. according to 6 feet under, its some sort of sexual maneuver. :/
 

Greekboy

Banned
Willco said:
I just hate you because you because you're useless and a waste of space. You could die right now and the impact it would have on my life would be nill.

You're wasting valuable air that could be used to fill the lungs of the guy who might cure cancer. I think you know what you need to do now.

I think quite a few people are not sure what "worming" is so let's "burrow deeper for a better explanation:

"Worming"

The male puts one hand around the small of the woman's back and the other under her neck/head. He is holding her slightly off the ground, looking lovingly into her eyes and whispering sweet nothings to her. Pumps are so slow that the penis is entering like a probing worm. The bodies too also move in such a way that they look like worms, hence the "worming" term.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Greekboy said:
I think quite a few people are not sure what "worming" is so let's "burrow deeper for a better explanation:

Instead I think we should burrow deeper for a better explanation of why a guy would pretend to be a girl online.
 

Greekboy

Banned
DarienA said:
Instead I think we should burrow deeper for a better explanation of why a guy would pretend to be a girl online.

Never did. I made a Greekboy account and the mods never accepted it. Came back with another name of one of my fave DJs and never once said I was girl. You'd figure making a topic saying I was 6ft, 200 pounds and benched 275 pounds would get the point across.

Many people knew I was guy but a select few didn't.

I think their resentment reigns supreme in this topic.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
Greekboy said:
Agreed. The DS has me hard and my clit is tingling

yup, never did

but yeah, your identity was obvious with the use of "pumps."
 
Greekboy said:
Looking lovingly into a woman's eyes as you hold her hips and you slow pump her. The bodies often look like worms during this lame maneuver.


LOL! I wouldn't recommend doing this at any point in a relationship. People watch too many movies these days or some shit. haha
 

Tool

Banned
Greekboy said:
Never did. I made a Greekboy account and the mods never accepted it. Came back with another name of one of my fave DJs and never once said I was girl. You'd figure making a topic saying I was 6ft, 200 pounds and benched 275 pounds would get the point across.

Many people knew I was guy but a select few didn't.

I think their resentment reigns supreme in this topic.


If I knew this before, I never would have fucked her/him. Shit I'm gonna be sick.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
clipunderground said:
LOL! I wouldn't recommend doing this at any point in a relationship. People watch too many movies these days or some shit. haha

....right.
 
On another note, it's good to see how Greekboy hasn't forgotten about this place after all this time, I mean... he had to be checking in on GA for quite a while someway or another. Stalking GA... to see when it would change hosts so that he could register a new account.

Greekboy has such a meaningful life....
 
I only remember him using his greekboy account but you're probably right. The Greekboy account is the only one I know is him. Ahhh I remember him posting troll threads and defending them with the same stupid logic he used here to defend is very asinine opinions.
 

Greekboy

Banned
clipunderground said:
I fail to see what he's doing wrong here. He posts nothing worse than any of us from what I can tell.

Exactly. Some people here can't differentiate between their disdain for me and the topic at hand. I bet you if somebody they "love" had made this topic they would be "wang hanging" all over his topic.


Camillemurs said:
On another note, it's good to see how Greekboy hasn't forgotten about this place after all this time, I mean... he had to be checking in on GA for quite a while someway or another. Stalking GA... to see when it would change hosts so that he could register a new account.

Greekboy has such a meaningful life....


Sasimirobot whom I talk to regularly on MSN posts here told me about the change. Care to get anymore pathetic with your lame insults?


levious said:
yup, never did

but yeah, your identity was obvious with the use of "pumps."

This post was made well after I said I was Greekboy. "Hard" alludes to my penis while "clit" refers to those who thought I was a female. You'd need half a brain to have known the post you cited was well after the fact.
 

Blackie

Member
Camillemurs: Just some friendly advice here, lemurs. You probably shouldn't badmouth people like Greekboy about using stupid logic or make sarcastic comments about his life when yours sounds like a pos. If half the shit you say about yourself is true, you are almost as pathetic as opa.
 
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