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[sonikokaruto]

love them or hate them?

i personally see it as a great invention. Not as useful as a full fork, but good enough for salads, but not exaclty perfect for soups, but great for peas and such.

what is your opinion about them?

 

[WalkMan]

Pretty useless for soups. Just use a fork to lift stuff, not like there's something a spork can do that a fork can't.

 

[aoi tsuki]

They aren't as cool as sporsk.

Edit: Sporks are the most useless innvention ever. Worse than the Rotato. They suck when used as either a spork or a spoon.

 

[White Man]

I prefer the fpoon.

 

[Varuna]

none of the strengths; all of the weaknesses

 

[jjasper]

a necessity at Taco Bell!

 

[aoi tsuki]

a necessity at Taco Bell!

i think you mean a mad case of the munchies and all the change you can find in your car before the munchies takes over and you say "**** it, i gotta get something to eat".

 

[jjasper]

i think you mean a mad case of the munchies and all the change you can find in your car before the munchies takes over and you say "**** it, i gotta get something to eat".

Yeah that too, esp. late night.

 

[Link]

"You want a piece of me, fatboy? I'll spork your ass!"

 

[sprsk]

I have to say, this thread had me confused for a moment.

 

[Mermandala]

The 1st time I saw a spork at KFC (still Kentucky Fried Chicken back then) I immediately thought that it was designed for removing an offending eyeball. The fork part would dig into and sever the optic nerve while the spoon shape would cup and hold the now freed organ for easy popping-out. Neither fork nor spoon alone would be as efficient for this grisly, yet sometimes necessary deed.

I then ate my mashed potatoes in a delicious gravy of silence.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

The 1st time I saw a spork at KFC (still Kentucky Fried Chicken back then) I immediately thought that it was designed for removing an offending eyeball. The fork part would dig into and sever the optic nerve while the spoon shape would cup and hold the now freed organ for easy popping-out. Neither fork nor spoon alone would be as efficient for this grisly, yet sometimes necessary deed.

I then ate my mashed potatoes in a delicious gravy of silence.

I LOL'd

 

[GhaleonEB]

I love them. They're like a spoon, but with a fork on the end. ****ing badass.

 

[SofaKing]

i remember in elementary school when the kids would bend 3 of the points down and then point the spork at each and say "i'm giving u the middle finger, ooooooooooh!" :lol kids...

 

[tambourine]

I have to say, this thread had me confused for a moment.

What's the origin of your nickname, by the way? :lol

 

[Learn2read]

The 1st time I saw a spork at KFC (still Kentucky Fried Chicken back then) I immediately thought that it was designed for removing an offending eyeball. The fork part would dig into and sever the optic nerve while the spoon shape would cup and hold the now freed organ for easy popping-out. Neither fork nor spoon alone would be as efficient for this grisly, yet sometimes necessary deed.

I then ate my mashed potatoes in a delicious gravy of silence.

Remind me not to **** with you...

:lol :lol :lol

 

[GhaleonEB]

I have to say, this thread had me confused for a moment.

I thought your name was sporks for over a year until someone corrected me.

 

[Mermandala]

Remind me not to **** with you...

:lol :lol :lol

naw, I'm cool, as long as you stay away from my mashed potatoes.

 

[GhaleonEB]

naw, I'm cool, as long as you stay away from my mashed potatoes.

Or your gravy of silence. Because it's all about the gravy.

 

[Mermandala]

shhhh...... quiet now, there is gravy amongst us.

*breaks bread (biscuit really) with GhaleonEB*

 

[davepoobond]

Or your gravy of silence. Because it's all about the gravy.

i think his silence IS the gravy -- its a metaphor :lol

 

[OnkelC]

love them or hate them?

i personally see it as a great invention. Not as useful as a full fork, but good enough for salads, but not exaclty perfect for soups, but great for peas and such.

what is your opinion about them?

I always thought they were for salads and disciplining children.

 

[Mermandala]

What is a Metaphor?

Spoiler

feeding cows.

my apologies

 

[GhaleonEB]

i think his silence IS the gravy -- its a metaphor :lol

You didn't detect my chicken strip of sarcasm?

 

[sprsk]

This thread haunts me

every time i read it im like "WHAT DO YOUW ANT!"

 

[patrickthehedgehog]

sporks are useless and suck

WORTHLESS

SPORKS FTL

 

[Minotauro]

I thought your name was sporks for over a year until someone corrected me.

Feel better...I thought the same thing up until two minutes ago.

 

[Shouta]

I thought your name was sporks for over a year until someone corrected me.

It was technically sporks until he changed it or mispelled it. :lol

 

[iapetus]

Not-very-interesting fact:

A spork appears in The Matrix.

 

[White Man]

Not-very-interesting fact:

A spork appears in The Matrix.

Does it bend?

 

[davepoobond]

You didn't detect my chicken strip of sarcasm?

needed more ranch/barbecue sauce

 

[AntoneM]

Holy hell, 3 mods respond one after another... APOCALYPSE!!!

btw. Sporks suck ass. they are like an amphibious(sp?) car

 

[Fresh Prince]

Plate on lap, drink in one hand, spork in another = best out of a bad situation.

 

[davepoobond]

does anyone have any Spork silverware? like, not plastic sporks, they're made for reuse

 

[iapetus]

btw. Sporks suck ass. they are like an amphibious(sp?) car

Amphibious car:

Spork:

Remind me never to ask you to set the table...

 

[Oblivion]

I prefer the fpoon.

They're called Foons. FOONS, damn it!

 

[davepoobond]

They're called Foons. FOONS, damn it!

fools use foons.

its all about the spork. and spnife, and the knifork

 

[Milpool]

I use Viners Splayds, have all my life. I'd never heard of a Spork untill recently, is it an American thing?

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Yeah, I always called them splayds...

 

[Solo]

I prefer the poon.

Hetero subtext?

 

[Ghost]

Perfect for cake.



mmmmmmmm cake.

 

[jarosh]

i prefer the spishak snorfk

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Perfect for cake.



mmmmmmmm cake.

Yes. I also find sporks, or as some people refer to them: splades, are good for ravioli as well.

 

[GhaleonEB]

needed more ranch/barbecue sauce

I have a dry sense of humor.