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love them or hate them?

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i personally see it as a great invention. Not as useful as a full fork, but good enough for salads, but not exaclty perfect for soups, but great for peas and such.

what is your opinion about them?
 
Pretty useless for soups. Just use a fork to lift stuff, not like there's something a spork can do that a fork can't.
 
They aren't as cool as sporsk.

Edit: Sporks are the most useless innvention ever. Worse than the Rotato. They suck when used as either a spork or a spoon.
 
jjasper said:
a necessity at Taco Bell!
i think you mean a mad case of the munchies and all the change you can find in your car before the munchies takes over and you say "**** it, i gotta get something to eat".
 
aoi tsuki said:
i think you mean a mad case of the munchies and all the change you can find in your car before the munchies takes over and you say "**** it, i gotta get something to eat".
Yeah that too, esp. late night.
 
The 1st time I saw a spork at KFC (still Kentucky Fried Chicken back then) I immediately thought that it was designed for removing an offending eyeball. The fork part would dig into and sever the optic nerve while the spoon shape would cup and hold the now freed organ for easy popping-out. Neither fork nor spoon alone would be as efficient for this grisly, yet sometimes necessary deed.

I then ate my mashed potatoes in a delicious gravy of silence.
 
Mermandala said:
The 1st time I saw a spork at KFC (still Kentucky Fried Chicken back then) I immediately thought that it was designed for removing an offending eyeball. The fork part would dig into and sever the optic nerve while the spoon shape would cup and hold the now freed organ for easy popping-out. Neither fork nor spoon alone would be as efficient for this grisly, yet sometimes necessary deed.

I then ate my mashed potatoes in a delicious gravy of silence.

I LOL'd
 
i remember in elementary school when the kids would bend 3 of the points down and then point the spork at each and say "i'm giving u the middle finger, ooooooooooh!" :lol kids...
 
Mermandala said:
The 1st time I saw a spork at KFC (still Kentucky Fried Chicken back then) I immediately thought that it was designed for removing an offending eyeball. The fork part would dig into and sever the optic nerve while the spoon shape would cup and hold the now freed organ for easy popping-out. Neither fork nor spoon alone would be as efficient for this grisly, yet sometimes necessary deed.

I then ate my mashed potatoes in a delicious gravy of silence.

Remind me not to **** with you...

:lol :lol :lol
 
sonikokaruto said:
love them or hate them?

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i personally see it as a great invention. Not as useful as a full fork, but good enough for salads, but not exaclty perfect for soups, but great for peas and such.

what is your opinion about them?

I always thought they were for salads and disciplining children.:D
 
Holy hell, 3 mods respond one after another... APOCALYPSE!!!

btw. Sporks suck ass. they are like an amphibious(sp?) car
 
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