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The reviews for Stellar Blade on PS5 will go live in a few short days on April 24, so let's try to predict where the OpenCritic/MetaCritic score might land.

Of course, there will be a separate review thread once the embargo lifts, so we'll use this one just for score predictions.

 

[existensmaximum]

88

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

My personal prediction is low 80s based on what I've played in the demo. Hope it will score higher than that, of course, so I guess we'll have to wait and see.

 

[Robb]

I’ll go with 81-85.

 

[Davevil]

71

 

[Danjin44]

I honestly don’t care what score it gets, the demo pretty much confirmed thats is gonna be fun game, that’s all I need.

 

[DelireMan7]

81/85. Maybe less.

Combat looks very good. The rest sounds pretty ok without being incredible.
Add to that all the polemics around female body...

A good action game but nothing groundbreaking

 

[MH3M3D]

The action is missing fluidity like in other games like Nier. Not expecting a high score.

 

[Terenty]

It's a real head scratcher for journos: on one hand it's a Sony game so they are obliged to give it at least 8. On the other hand the game has a sexy protagonist so giving it 8 and above is supporting literal genocide against women all over the world.

So what it's gonna be??

 

[Mr Hyde]

86

The demo was solid and showed promise of a great game. I think the quality will be there. It has all the signs of a stellar action game in the vein of Nier, with much higher production values as a big selling point. But points will most likely be deducted for the sexy protagonist with reviewers calling it misogyny or sexual objectification.

 

[MALpractice311]

Low 80s. I think there will be a lot of positive YouTuber reviewers offset by a lot of negative to middling mainstream reviews due to "modern sensibilities."

 

[Punished Miku]

No idea honestly. I played the demo and found the combat, story, and level design lacking. However, it has gotten a fuck ton of publisher marketing, from Sony. Only recent game I can think of that reminds me of that is FFXVI.

Predicting high 80s. But the hype bubble will break in 2 months. Lots of people will like it. Lots will call it overrated. Generally well made but divisive game.

 

[winjer]

Around 70 for gaming journalists, because of their political agendas.
Around 90 for gamers, because they just want a fun game to play.

 

[Complistic]

86. This games fun, and Sony is involved so there won't be as much review scores dropped as people are expecting. They won't want to miss out on future review copies.

 

[FinalBossWithTheMostPower]

84.

The game will visually impress and offer a solid single player experience.

I hope it's everything y'all wanted.

 

[Duchess]

The action is missing fluidity like in other games like Nier. Not expecting a high score.

Aye. The demo didn't do anything for me. I enjoyed Nier far more.

 

[10v12]

78-82

 

[Fake]

85~90, but knowing how political unstable reviewers are, I don't expect much.

2024 will eat them alive.

 

[Saber]

I'm almost sure the critics are ready to pounce on this game, taking into account the amount of disservice against it.

I hope I'm wrong. If thats the case I would risk lows 80 and best 90.

 

[Dazraell]

80-85

 

[JohnnyFootball]

Anyone who doesn't give this a 10./10 is a total misogynist who hates women.

#freebeautifulwomen

 

[Boralf]

69

 

[Camreezie]

84, good stylish action game but the cucks downvote because sex appeal scares them

 

[Belthazar]

I feel like it will be around 85 and that it'll be a fair score to what the game delivers.

I also feel like the sluggishness of the combat will dock it a lot more points than whatever political narrative people come up with.

 

[Lunarorbit]

88. Haven't tried the demo but heard good things.

Definitely could get a lower score cause of cuck bias though. Could see it settling at 83.

 

[Synless]

81, I can’t imagine it being higher than that.

 

[Aenima]

If thers a game i dont need reviewers opinions about, is this one. A Dont give a fuck out of 10. GOTY contender.

My predition is that it will land in the 87 MC, maybe lower depending how many purple and blue hairs review it.

Almost there, cant wait. Just noticed i clocked 5 hours in the demo.

 

[alphachino]

based on the demo, it's an 84 for me

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

I voted 81-85 but the “in my pants” score is an about average.

 

[Windle Poons]

It’ll get marked down deliberately by the usual sources.

Bayonetta got a 10 in EDGE but they’ll give this a 6 because ‘reasons’

 

[adamsapple]

78~79

 

[Bartski]

87

 

[Madflavor]

74 - 82

Pros
Gameplay
Music
Visuals
Performance

Cons
Narrative
Characters
Repetitive bosses
Level design

I think it’s going to get mostly 8s, with a few 9s and 6-7s sprinkled in that will average it out around the mid to high 70s. There will likely be a couple of bad actor reviewers that will score it low due to the sexualization. The User Score will assuredly be higher than the Critic.

85+ ain’t happening. People loved Lies of P and that has an 80 on MC.

 

[analog_future]

I think it's going to be excellent.

86

 

[Northeastmonk]

I’d be a tad disappointed if there were a lot of repetitive bosses. I want to say 80-85. The game could suffer from their fear of

 

[Punished Miku]

It’ll get marked down deliberately by the usual sources.

Bayonetta got a 10 in EDGE but they’ll give this a 6 because ‘reasons’

Bayonetta 3 blows away this game.

 

[balls of snow]

82
Too much bob and vegene.

 

[TGO]

I don't expect a fair review from some reviews so it doesn't matter

 

[cash_longfellow]

I want to say 85…but we know certain outlets are going to lower that score significantly because of T&A. That’s why I don’t even look at scores any more.

 

[bender]

78

 

[ComputerBlue]

That depends, will it be rated fairly or will reviewers dock points because boobs.

 

[Slothbeing1209]

Low 81-85
Game is good but too much boob/ass

 

[thatsafakewebsitebro]

The action is missing fluidity like in other games like Nier. Not expecting a high score.

I swear I feel like we’re in the minority here thinking this. The game feels clunky and unfun.

 

[Gexxy1]

It's one of the few action games I've had fun playing recently. Combines the best parts of Dark Souls/Nier and removes the stuff I didn't like.

I think the story will ultimately decide how high this score gets, but I'm expecting in the 80-84 range.

 

[GHound]

It'll be 69 and the later reviewers will try to push it off of that number but go opposite directions trying to do it and leave it at exactly 69.

 

[Aenima]

I swear I feel like we’re in the minority here thinking this. The game feels clunky and unfun.

If you spend some time in the training skills area and actually learn how the combat system is suposed to work. You will change you opinion once you start fighting like a boss pulling crazy moves. This game is not a button mashing game, and require more skill. Once you are familiar with the combat system is alot of fun.

I played my 1st run by intuition from what i learned from siliar games, and i enjoyed it but only once i learned how the combat system is suposed to work, was when i started having alot of fun with the demo and the combat.

 

[Jakk]

Tried the demo, can't say I was too impressed. But I gues it's going to be around 80.

 

[Luipadre]

Doesn't care, day 1

 

[Topher]

High 70s.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

High 70s.

pathetic