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Stupid.... But I Sorta Wish I Came Up With

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DJ_Tet

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that's badass :)

I've always wanted a water fountain at home, now if only I could get chilled water out of the tap...
 

thomaser

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I've got a faucet that looks ordinary, but it has a kind of invisible joint which is rotatable 360 degrees, so you can make it spray in every direction. Very handy, and you can use it as a fountain to boot!
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Yes, you too can practice getting jizzed in the face from the comfort of your own home! Seriously people, there's these crazy doo-hickies called cups. I'm told they HOLD LIQUID, but that's probably just next-gen hype.
 

Sapiens

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tedtropy said:
, there's these crazy doo-hickies called cups. I'm told they HOLD LIQUID, but that's probably just next-gen hype.


Fuck cups. Spountain!!

No cups to wash!

10 bucks!
 

Aruarian Reflection

Chauffeur de la gdlk
Pretty neat, but the problem is that you're still drinking tap water. Unless you can hook one of these babies up to a water filtration system, then I'm set.
 

SKluck

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I've got a filter next to my water softener so pretty much all the water in the house, fridge, bathtub, outside hose, etc is all filtered and pretty damn clean.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Sapienshomo said:
Fuck cups. Spountain!!

No cups to wash!

10 bucks!

Washing cups is for chumps. I use styrofoam cups and plates and plastic utensils. When I'm done with them, I throw them in a big pile, light them on fire, and laugh at mother nature as the toxic fumes rise into the air all while I turn up Rush Limbaugh on the radio and shoot a baby deer. Now that's how shit gets done.
 

Desperado

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tedtropy said:
Washing cups is for chumps. I use styrofoam cups and plates and plastic utensils. When I'm done with them, I throw them in a big pile, light them on fire, and laugh at mother nature as the toxic fumes rise into the air all while I turn up Rush Limbaugh on the radio and shoot a baby deer. Now that's how shit gets done.

:lol brilliant.
 

Johnas

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SnowWolf said:
Pretty neat, but the problem is that you're still drinking tap water. Unless you can hook one of these babies up to a water filtration system, then I'm set.

I live near Memphis, TN (USA) and our tap water is AWESOME. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Traveling around the country, though, I can see how some folks would want something different. North Carolina: brown chunks floating in the tap water. Hmmm...
 
tedtropy said:
Washing cups is for chumps. I use styrofoam cups and plates and plastic utensils. When I'm done with them, I throw them in a big pile, light them on fire, and laugh at mother nature as the toxic fumes rise into the air all while I turn up Rush Limbaugh on the radio and shoot a baby deer. Now that's how shit gets done.

:lol [/denisleary]
 
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DJ_Tet

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Ancestor_of_Erdrick said:
I live near Memphis, TN (USA) and our tap water is AWESOME. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Traveling around the country, though, I can see how some folks would want something different. North Carolina: brown chunks floating in the tap water. Hmmm...


I take offense. The chunks are almost clear in our Charlotte tap water. They are hardly brown ;)

And yeah, consider yourself lucky you either have good tap water or can't taste the shit in yours. Tap water has been pretty bad for the last ten years or so.
 
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