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[Father_Brain]

This is stolen from the SA forums, but it was too good not to post here:
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

A few samples:

SNN BREAKING NEWS...

Tired of waiting for bounty hunters to find him, Sugar Bush Squirrel has decided to go undercover in the Middle East to hunt for the evil Osama bin Laden.  Bringing new meaning to the term 'Squirrel Hunting', Sugar Bush, armed with an all terrain vehicle, weapons and undercover attire, still plans to anchor the SNN news from undisclosed locations within Afghanistan. 

She was heard saying just last night, "if Geraldo can do it, I can, too.  While Geraldo's over there trying to dig up a story, I'm gonna be huntin' & diggin' up bin Laden's nuts.  And when I find them, I'll find him!!!" 

According to all of the 'chatter' on the Squirrel Wide Web, between Sugar Bush's network of underground squirrels and flying squirrels, she's expecting to find Osama in a spider hole or mountainous hideaway, somewhere in Afghanistan along the Pakistan border. 

Sugar Bush Squirrel said today that she 'will donate her 25 million dollar reward, upon his capture, to her favorite charities'.  We, at SNN, are proud of her determination, and will be checking in with her, as she searches high and low to bring the evil bin Laden to justice. 

SNN News from our Rome correspondent...

Upon seeing white smoke bellowing out of the chimney pipe atop the Sistine Chapel, it was announced that Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany (forever to be known as Pope Benedict XVI) had been chosen as the 265th Pope. 

 Pope Benedict XVI's inauguration mass in Saint Peter's Square was held Sunday, April 24, 2005.  

America was represented by Sugar Bush's own state's Governor, Jeb Bush.  Gov. Bush, of Florida, has a brother named George (our President) and Pope Benedict XVI also has a brother named Georg (spelled a little differently from W's).

Speaking in 4 languages, Pope Benedict XVI stepped into his place in history, on Sunday, for all the world to greet him and wish him well.

:lol :lol :lol Be sure to check out the "tsunami" pics.

 

[Ristamar]

That is.... awesome. Squirrels rock.

 

[Fifty]

Go Sugar Bush! (good name for a stripper actually)

This site is freaking crazy...thanks

I wonder if it enjoys all of this.

 

[Crow]

I feel sorry for it.

 

[Red Scarlet]

It's probably dead.

 

[BlackSalad]

It's probably dead.

lies!

 

[demon]

Oh you tease!

 

[Saki]

Poor little rat...

 

[robertsan21]

no its very well trained, squirrels are very smart animals

 

[Jacobi]

this is real art

 

[Squirrel Killer]

It's probably dead.

You can strike the "probably". Can you guess who did it? Mwhahahahahah!

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Oh man, squirrels are cute.

 

[jenov4]

Man that's some pretty adorable stuff there.

 

[goodcow]

You can strike the "probably". Can you guess who did it? Mwhahahahahah!

This just in, the Lincoln Squirrel has been assasinated!

 

[Shogmaster]

Oh lordy.... That lady's gonna commit suicide when that rodent eventually kicks the bucket....

 

[Tritroid]

OMGHELP!1

 

[FortNinety]

:lol :lol :lol Be sure to check out the "tsunami" pics.

Deadly Tsunami in Thailand...update...

Supermodel, Petra Nemcova held on to the top of a palm tree for 8 hours during the deadly tsunami in Asia. Nemcova, 25, and Simon Atlee, 33, were in the Thai resort of Khao Lak on Dec. 26th, 2004, when one of the deadliest tsunamis in modern history hit and more than 200,000 people are believed to have died.

Petra suffered a shattered pelvis and internal injuries. Nemcova says she still has nightmares about the experience. As the water swept her away, she moved toward a partially submerged palm tree and clung to it. As she struggled to find support for her lower body in the tree branches she thinks she fell asleep or passed out twice. (see photos to the left)

As the waves subsided, recovery efforts were chaotic. Two Thai men eventually rescued her. Nemcova said she admires the rescuers because they went to work despite not knowing the fates of their own families. Petra was finally transported to a hospital. She is now walking with crutches but is expected to make a full recovery. Sadly, her boyfriend, Simon, was found deceased and formally identified on March 3, 2005.

The Czech beauty says she thinks about Simon everyday. His favorite saying was, 'A day without laughter is a day wasted.' He loved life and, in the moment, she says that she is living her life 'day by day.'