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A surgeon in Romania suddenly went crazy and cut off a patient’s penis and sliced it into three pieces. He was supposed to have operated on the man’s testicles.

The doctor, Naum Ciomu, was a senior doctor and also worked at the University teaching anatomy.

The surgeon lost his temper after making a mistake during the routine testicular malformation procedure , which led to the fit of madness, it has been reported.

The patient’s wife is suing the doctor.

Medical News Today

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Crazy like a FOX! That guy's penis was going to kill someone eventually.

 

[Guzim]

Ouch

 

[Outlaw]

Ouch

My thoughts exactly....

 

[ToyMachine228]

Dude...Could you imagine waking up, and seeing a dick in three pieces laying next to you...You flip out, and then rub where your's should be and...There's nothing? Oh God.

 

[bogg]

Poor guy....

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

I would kill the surgeon if that happened to me.

 

[SKluck]

The man deserves 100 million at least.

 

[Ferrio]

I like how the wife is the one suing.

 

[AniHawk]

Dude...Could you imagine waking up, and seeing a dick in three pieces laying next to you...You flip out, and then rub where your's should be and...There's nothing? Oh God.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I guess you could say that's the way the cookie crumbles!

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Wait, that pun didn't apply! It didn't apply at all! Dammit!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Your fucking penis, and i cut it into 3 pieces!

 

[miyuru]

lol, I wonder what'll happen to the surgeon, and I wish they elaborated more about why he got mad...*that* mad.

Seriously they should cut his dick off too.

 

[snaildog]

If there ever was a situation where suing for millions and millions is justified, this is it.

 

[J2 Cool]

lol, I wonder what'll happen to the surgeon, and I wish they elaborated more about why he got mad...*that* mad.

Seriously they should cut his dick off too.

An eye for an eye, a penis for a penis. Only fair

 

[Ecrofirt]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Your fucking penis, and i cut it into 3 pieces!

Holy shit, that was hilarious

 

[Brannon]

All is not lost. From reading at Something Awful Forums, one can possibly achieve pleasure by stimulating the prostrate gland. But the method to doing it sounds more painful than it's worth, so he may be out of luck there unless he braves the storm.

Damn circular incisions....

 

[shuri]

How the fuck do you manually stimulate a gland.

 

[Docpan]

Ecks Dee.

I can see the scene now:

"Just a routine snip.... We'll have him patched up and ready to go in nooo tim........

AH FUCK. (Well now what? You really did it this time, asshole. Shit, only one thing left to do)

Fuck this shit!"

*proceeds to slice off weenis*

 

[Ecrofirt]

it's called milking the prostate, isn't it?

Lots of lube and a rubber glove.

 

[Red Dolphin]

If there ever was a situation where suing for millions and millions is justified, this is it.

Agreed!

 

[XS+]

it's called milking the prostate, isn't it?

Lots of lube and a rubber glove.

See the movie Road Trip.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Also

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Time to invest in a strap-on, wifey

 

[bobafett]

Shit. This reminds me an episode of X-Files, season 3, where the doctors went mad and cut off the patients during operations.

Life imitating art?