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[DMczaf]

Uwe Boll rocks. I hope we get more ghetto bullet time

 

[Baconäger]

Is Reid holding a miniature flamethrower?

 

[way more]

At least she's post-boob job.

 

[hXc_thugg]

Tara Reid's thighs are bigger than mine. I also look better in girl pants.

 

[Willco]

They're shooting their agents for getting them roles in this shitty movie.

 

[DMczaf]

Tara Reid's thighs are bigger than mine. I also look better in girl pants.

Pics!

 

[Socreges]

http://www.fangoria.com/fearful_feature.php?id=3129

My expectations for Uwe (HOUSE OF THE DEAD) Boll’s ALONE IN THE DARK could not have been lower, but I’m happy to report that this latest video game-cum-movie is actually an entertaining rollercoaster ride, loaded with RELIC-style creature FX, rousing fight scenes and nonstop action. Christian Slater, Tara Reid and Stephen Dorff do the requisite monsterbusting shtick, and the film moves so fast that you never have a chance to figure out what they are fighting and why. Lions Gate releases ALONE IN THE DARK January 28; look for a set visit in Fango #240, on sale Jan. 18.

I think that was a compliment. :lol

 

[AeroGod]

In before GIF image of throwing a knife at the old guy.

 

[sc0la]

I liked thre elic... wait Uwe Boll what?

 

[Jim Bowie]

Uwe Boll didn't learn his lesson with HotD? Now he's going to do AitD?

When he does Nightmare Creatures I quit.

 

[Wario64]

 

[calder]

STILL the most unintentionally great movie trailer of all time.

 

[Pachinko]

Uwe Boll must be the only director that got like 6 game to film adaptations without having any real credentials, the only one he soon got was for making one of the most hated films in the last 2 years with house of the dead... .

I mean, we have alone in the dark coming out in january, bloodrayne likely for summer/fall and after that he gets to make an awful farcry film.


In all this mess I"m wondering what ever happened to the movie being made based on Dead or alive...

 

[mightynine]

At least she's post-boob job.

I'm surprised the boob itself isn't firing bullets.

 

[COCKLES]

As bad as Uwe Boll is...watch Dracula 3000 - and shudder that there are directors out there who are much, much worse.

 

[shibbs]

Is Reid holding a miniature flamethrower?

Thought the exact same thing

 

[tedtropy]

'Oh, wait...sorry, that's my novelty lighter.'

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

lol this would make be great for one of those 'make a caption' contetsts

We're...we're attacking the DARKNESS!

 

[Tuvoc]

I thought Christian Slater was dead....

 

[Axsider]

I'm surprised the boob itself isn't firing bullets.

Muhahahahahahahaha :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Sorry, but I can't help myself!
Maybe one of the most funny coments ever! :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I'm surprised the boob itself isn't firing bullets.

 

[Eminem]

They're shooting their agents for getting them roles in this shitty movie.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol