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[whytemyke]

So there's talk of using someones new US GOV'T Moneys to buy a GAF Island.

Lets get technical, people. Sure its fun to talk about an island, but we need defense! Who will serve in the gaf military? I'll volunteer as an officer.

What about our Flag? Someone needs to make a GAF Flag for our lands.

Tax system? Suffrage? Drinking age? Legal drugs?

Laws?

PUT 'EM HERE! This is your place to describe how you want to form the Utopian GAFlands.

Hell, I may write a masters thesis on all this info, making a new political ideology of Gaffists, with different branches of pacifist gaffist.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Mean Girls-era Lohan Realdolls for every inhabitant.

 

[Tedesco!]

No matter how good the intentions would be starting out, a GAF island would soon turn into Lord of the Flies.....

 

[LakeEarth]

Mean Girls-era Lohan Realdolls for every inhabitant.

You are a GOD!

 

[demon]

 

[Jacobi]

GAFland is splitted into five sections :
Xbox, GC (and Rev), PS2, PSP and DS. There's WAR all the time !

A law suggestion :
NO smaller-breast OPs !

 

[radioheadrule83]

What about our Flag? 50 stars arranged in a circle (like the EU flag) with a great big red spot in the middle of it. The face of MAF adorns it. Stripes in the background.

Tax system? As is the case when a site needs money, someone sets up a paypal account and gets the donations going whenever the island needs money.

Suffrage? GAFtopia is not a democracy. Mods/Admin are lords of the land. Bitching and infighting ensues. Bannings are dealt out hencewith. It wouldn't be as entertaining any other way.

Drinking age? As soon as a noob is teething

Legal drugs? Whatever. If you die though, it's nobody elses problem. You're cast off to sea.

Laws? Partners of the female variety may be shared (sexually), and against their will if necessary, in order to benefit the socially inept. Mention of females in this context, or any other, is strictly prohibited without the presence of pics.

 

[Miguel]

Are the PS* and PSP states next to each other? I need to live right on the border.

 

[Tamanon]

Are you sure you guys are thinking this through?

Seems to be me that -

a) Lack of females

b) Exposure to easy removal by Al-Futami

Would really make this a losing proposition.

 

[Dilbert]

We should register the .gaf domain now.

 

[calder]

I'm not moving to a GAFLAND if the flag does not incorporate our immortal "RACK LET ME PUSH YOU" slogan. If you want to classy it up, translate the slogan to Latin.

 

[olimario]

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I should be the mayor, considering I have a mayor in my avatar. I also have the word "litigation" in my user name, so I'm good at laws. I also have the word "manuel" in my user name which may suggest I am a minority, which all you democrats love! Clearly, I am the obvious choice.

 

[Boogie]

Me, Biff, and karasu can train the GAFLANDS forces in hand-to-hand combat.

 

[ImNotLikeThem]

I should be the mayor, considering I have a mayor in my avatar. I also have the word "litigation" in my user name, so I'm good at laws. I also have the word "manuel" in my user name which may suggest I am a minority, which all you democrats love! Clearly, I am the obvious choice.

Except "tom goes to the mayor" is horrible

 

[Bigfonzie]

I will be known as "The Duke of GAF Island" I will have no real power although i will wear a monical and people can kiss my hand when they greet me. I will welcome the new guests and add some class to the whole island.

 

[demon]

I'll be the garbage man.










Well somebody has to.

 

[iapetus]

Drinking age? As soon as a noob is teething

No. Junior members will not be allowed to drink.

 

[Tuvoc]

I'll be the doctor on the island.



40 mg of Ketamine to my first 30 patients!!

 

[6.8]

But will the island have access to the interweb?

 

[ToxicAdam]

I'll be the guy who whines that EVERYTHING was better 'back in the day'. No matter what circumstance we may be in.

 

[daegan]

The militia will, once a month, locate a well-stocked supermarket and a well-stocked liquor store on the mainland, and loot that shit barbarian style.

 

[Cherubae]

Are you sure you guys are thinking this through?

Seems to be me that -

a) Lack of females

I'll be there if I can bring my DS and there's a kitchen for me to bake apple pie in :lol

 

[impirius]

But will the island have access to the interweb?

In a way... the island will be the interweb.

WHOA

 

[ElyrionX]

Laws? Partners of the female variety may be shared (sexually), and against their will if necessary, in order to benefit the socially inept. Mention of females in this context, or any other, is strictly prohibited without the presence of pics.

I second this.

 

[Dilbert]

I'll be there if I can bring my DS and there's a kitchen for me to bake apple pie in :lol

Hey, I'll kick Ginger and Mary Ann out of my hut if you come along...

 

[calder]

Everyone will have to pull a job out of the job hat as discussed in the main thread ("aw man, assistant crack whore!? that job blows, and now by extension so do I!") but I vote that Goreomedy is in charge of filling out everyone's tax return. Lightning has struck him twice already, who's to say he won't hit another jackpot?

 

[Miguel]

DM and I will be the local Sports Radio morning show hosts.

"did you see that game of Madden yesterday? Wasabi was up and nearly gave up the game at the end. If it wasn't for CK and him trying to force a pass into the endzone, rather than kick the FG, Wasabi would be goin' fishing right now. Chalk up another choke job for the Eli/CK era."