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[Cunth]

I promise I won't tell anyone

 

[brap]

i know this asian guy that posts on a forum and has a tiny weiner

 

[Kadayi]

I promise I'll won't tell ..

Fixed for accuracy Cunth you sneak

 

[Cunth]

i know this asian guy that posts on a forum and has a tiny weiner

scopa left

 

[MudoSkills]

My manager is definitely having an affair with someone at work.

 

[Cunth]

My manager is definitely having an affair with someone at work.

how do you know?

 

[MudoSkills]

The vibe.

 

[nush]

how do you know?

He's the one fucking the manager.

 

[Cunth]

The vibe.

dudes using a vibe at work? woah

 

[and 3 others]

He's the one fucking the manager.

What's more believable, him being gay, or female manager!?

 

[Cunth]

this is getting saucy

 

[and 3 others]

A lady I use to work with got caught by her husband, she was banging his 14 year old son. She was whisked off to prison for the foreseeable future.

He had an idea that she was cheating, so he planned a fake fishing trip, and came back that night only to find his own son, shoveling coal.

 

[Ailynn]

So...

I know this one guy who has undiagnosed covert narcissistic personality disorder who verbally and psychologically abused me and my best friend/roommate for four years; who physically and sexually abused her many times...who unsuccessfully tried to turn everyone against her and ruin our friendship; who broke many things we own and parts of our home during his many rages; who constantly created his own reality through lying and slandering us and others; who always takes the kindness and generosity of others for granted and blames others for his failures and shortcomings in order to play the victim; who caused two precious cats we owned to run away from home and/or die; who would bleed us dry of money when we barely had any to give; who actually called the cops on me the one time I dared speak back to him about the lies he was telling about me...and yet who would somehow never understand why I would not wish to remain "friends" with him if he was still in our daily lives.

I wish him well, but he made our lives hell for far too long...and I am thankful to God he finally moved on to a different state.



Sorry...I just felt like getting that off of my chest.

 

[Noboru Wataya]

My cousin was banging my close friends mum for years. Her husband didnt find out until recently. The age gap between my cousin and my friends mum is 32 years.

 

[and 3 others]

My cousin was banging my close friends mum for years. Her husband didnt find out until recently. The age gap between my cousin and my friends mum is 32 years.

 

[nush]

He had an idea that she was cheating, so he planned a fake fishing trip,

Would have been easier to just look at the app icons on his phone.

 

[nush]

So...

I know this one guy who has undiagnosed covert narcissistic personality disorder who verbally and psychologically abused me and my best friend/roommate for four years; who physically and sexually abused her many times...who unsuccessfully tried to turn everyone against her and ruin our friendship; who broke many things we own and parts of our home during his many rages; who constantly created his own reality through lying and slandering us and others; who always takes the kindness and generosity of others for granted and blames others for his failures and shortcomings in order to play the victim; who caused two precious cats we owned to run away from home and/or die; who would bleed us dry of money when we barely had any to give; who actually called the cops on me the one time I dared speak back to him about the lies he was telling about me...and yet who would somehow never understand why I would not wish to remain "friends" with him if he was still in our daily lives.

I wish him well, but he made our lives hell for far too long...and I am thankful to God he finally moved on to a different state.



Sorry...I just felt like getting that off of my chest.

Almost accurately describing my ex wife there. It's super shit and turning people against you is the MO so that you're always on the backfoot for telling the truth about what's really the situation.

 

[West Texas CEO]

i know this asian guy that posts on a forum and has a tiny weiner

Way to sell me out, bruh.

 

[quickwhips]

I like to run my car for a few hours outside my house. Sometimes I rev it a lot because it's bad ass. My stupid neighbor likes to stare at me and try to call the cops. I do think he likes my hood scoop now though.

 

[Ailynn]

Almost accurately describing my ex wife there. It's super shit and turning people against you is the MO so that you're always on the backfoot for telling the truth about what's really the situation.

I'm so very sorry. I hope everything is okay for you now.

 

[Ailynn]

I like to run my car for a few hours outside my house. Sometimes I rev it a lot because it's bad ass. My stupid neighbor likes to stare at me and try to call the cops. I do think he likes my hood scoop now though.

You're not my neighbor, are you?

 

[quickwhips]

You're not my neighbor, are you?

Ask DragoonKain

 

[Hudo]

I, on occasion, have played Neptunia games.

 

[nush]

I'm so very sorry. I hope everything is okay for you now.

Divorced her, so it's all good. She's in her own bubble now so she can shittalk me to people I'll never meet to her hearts content.

 

[Ornlu]

People down the street from me use their adopted kid as an accessory: They originally had a girl they were fostering, had her for more than a year. The kid got along great with the couple's biological kids. Became part of the family, etc. Then they got into it with the state/kids birth parents, lots of drama, etc. So after months of hassle and stress, they decide to just say F it, and the family gives the kid back to the state. After a month or so they get another kid in the house, another girl around the same age, with the same name. The mom and dad don't understand why everyone in the neighborhood sees a problem with the situation. Now they've adopted this second girl 2.0. Same model, just with less hassle! Top it off with the family being hippies of the highest order; they are strict plant-only eaters, to the point where with their youngest child they were forced by a judge to change the child's diet, as he was in the bottom 10% for height and weight.

Everyone in the neighborhood with kids was shocked when suddenly their kid's friend/playmate just disappeared. Then poof another similar-looking kid with the same name appears and everyone is supposed to act like nothing happened. Our neighborhood is pretty close, and everyone's kids kind of roam around in one big gang; it's not uncommon for 10+ kids to show up and eat lunch at a random friend's house in the neighborhood, etc.

 

[Kadayi]

I, on occasion, have played Neptunia games.

Should have saved that for Anonymous Christmas Confessions

 

[IfuckinghateReddit]

I heard a rumour that the OP is a real jerk.

 

[jufonuk]

I don't know anything

 

[GeorgPrime]

i know this asian guy that posts on a forum and has a tiny weiner

Is that the one who likes red haired squirrels so much?

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

i know this asian guy that posts on a forum and has a tiny weiner

To be fair Isamu Fukui owns the forum but doesn't post anymore.

 

[Clarissa]

I have a friend who is a Nintendo fanboy who hates Sony.

 

[Cutty Flam]

I have a friend who is a Nintendo fanboy who hates Sony.

 

[brap]

I have a friend who is a Nintendo fanboy who hates Sony.

just marry him already

 

[teezzy]

I had a buddy who was a big brawly guy. He was a wiz at fixing cars, used to throw "man parties" where he'd BBQ meat for everyone, built custom motorcycles and is tatted on nearly his entire body. He's also a welder by trade.
A real dude's dude. I've seen him beat people's asses plenty of times.

Slowly over time he became a vegan bi-sexual pothead who lets twinky dudes he finds on Grinder blow him. His wife allows this for whatever reason. He never shuts up about animals and is so annoying.

He still drag races cars and builds custom parts and stuff, but he doesn't like me any more because I told him it was a stupid idea to home school his future non-existant child. He threatened to beat my ass in front of our other friends, and not a single person had my back because they're all pussies.

Fuck that guy

 

[teezzy]

-

 

[ManofOne]

I know everything but I don't kiss and tell.

 

[Amory]

I knew a girl in college, and the rumor was when she was in HS her and her boyfriend did anal in her parents bedroom while they were away and somehow shit ended up on the carpet or the bedspread or something.

I forget the details but either she didn't notice it and clean it up or she didn't clean it well, and her parents found it when they got home and she blamed it on the dog who was old, and her parents decided that was the straw that broke the camel's back and put the dog down.

I really doubt it's true but it's such a fucked up story that idk how you'd make it up either.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

The neighbor that lives on the street over and his wife are both having affairs. he with a woman much younger, she with a woman, they have not had sex since July and she's now moved out of the house.

 

[Ten_Fold]

Got a friend who been in married for awhile, but he’s been messing around with different women, he said basically after the kids came around. His current wife hardly want to do anything, so he’s like a young sugar daddy, got like 2-3 other females he gives a little cash to. I don’t think his wife knows since he works and sometimes travel out of state. He told me and showed some real proof, I don’t think he told that many people.

 

[nush]

His current wife hardly want to do anything,

Often married life.

 

[MetalAlien]

I hear Elliot used to be a woman.