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[Deleted member 1159]

This thread is for all of those who have realized over the years, as I have, that Tails is better than Sonic., and are sick of him getting jipped. I mean, come on, did you hear his theme song in Sonic Adventure? What's that crap about Yuji?

Everyone's favorite fox has been disenfranchised for years. I mean, he wasn't even mentioned in Sonic 1 and you had to GO TO THE OPTIONS MENU to play as him in Sonic 2. Not only that, but because SEGA was afraid of his superior abilities threatening Sonic's mascot status, they clipped his wings. Want to fly as Tails? SORRY NO WAY. Protect the damn hedgehog's image!

I think it's pretty clear that a fox is superior to a hedgehog anyway. Just look at how often fox comes up in general conversation:

GAFer A: Geez, olimario sure is dumb
GAFer B: Yeah, he's quite easily outfoxed

or

GAFer A: Emma Watson sure is a hottie
GAFer B: Yeah, she's a fox

Replace fox with hedgehog in those sentence and what do you get? Nonsensical rubbish! Not only is the fox a superior animal to the hedgehog, but Tails isn't any ordinary fox, but a two-tailed fox. Sonic's just blue.

And let us not forget the other famous people named Miles through history:

Miles Davis

Miles O'Brian

Clearly our good friend Miles "Tails" Prower deserves a little more respect up in herrr.

"Merry Christmas!"

 

[Cymbal Head]

S3+K Super Tails >*

 

[bjork]

"And you can play Sonic, and Sonic loves animals... and he doesn't care that... that Tails is gay..."</nerdshoe>

 

[MIMIC]

Sonic would rip one of Tails's tails off and beat him with it.

"Bitch, what did I tell you about walking in front of me???"

 

[PhoenixDark]

Emma Waston says hi from my bed.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Sonic would rip one Tails's tails off and beat him with it.

If Sonic tried to grab Tails' tail, he'd just turn on the copter mode which would chop off Sonic's hand. SONIC = OWNED.

 

[ghibli99]

I agree... I like Tails.

Here's another one... Miles Raymond, from Sideways:

 

[fennec fox]

And let's not forget Miles O'Keeffe, star of MST3000 classic Cave Dwellers.

I like Sonic more tho.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Let's not forget the shady folk Sonic fell in with back in the 40's...

 

[typhonsentra]

I think Tales is kinda sexy.

 

[Luckett_X]

Nack the Weasel/Fang the Sniper remains the greatest Sonic the Hedgehog character ever, last seen in Sonic the Fighters and Sonic Drift 2. Unlike Shadow, he is actually supposed to wield guns, and be a bad ass mo'fo.

 

[jman2050]

no

 

[MIMIC]

If Sonic tried to grab Tails' tail, he'd just turn on the copter mode which would chop off Sonic's hand. SONIC = OWNED.

Then Sonic would do his spin dash into Tails's chest.

Tails = pwned and dead =p

But yeah, I love Tails.

 

[Drinky Crow]

furries, gross

go home sickos

 

[MIMIC]

furries, gross

go home sickos

Sonic is a prickly, not a furry! I am offended!

 

[CB3]

Why Do you Hate Freedom?

 

[GG-Duo]

I used to think that Tails is female...

 

[John Harker]

We'll find out who the best is when they duke it out in Super Smash Bros 3.


Oh, and Luigi > Mario

Sidekicks ftw.

 

[RaidenZR]

I dunno. Maybe it's all the pre-holiday bullshit I've been swamped in lately but this thread made me laugh.

Bravo.

:lol

 

[Mr Jared]

God damned furries.

 

[demi]

yiff yiff

 

[MightyHedgehog]

This hedgehog does not approve of any 'Tails is cool' shit. Tails is stupid because he just is. The end.

 

[Randam_Hajile]

0_0

OMG.......

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Mac the KNife]

Sonic for life yo.


Tails is the Scrappy Doo of the gaming world.

 

[D-X]

Let's not forget the shady folk Sonic fell in with back in the 40's...

and the 90's

 

[callous]

Yeah, Miles is cool, but I gotta admit the twin tails freak me out a little bit.

 

[the year 20XX]

Nack the Weasel/Fang the Sniper remains the greatest Sonic the Hedgehog character ever, last seen in Sonic the Fighters and Sonic Drift 2. Exactly like Shadow, he is a ridiculous cartoon animal who wields guns, and is a laughable attempt to create a bad ass mo'fo.

Also, Tails is annoying, but is at least one degree further from Jaleel White than Sonic is.

 

[Beezy]

:lol