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[Matlock]

Alright kids, let's give some recognition to those who deserve it here. Choose one person for each of the following categories--nominations will be tallied on Christmas Eve, and voting will go until New Year's Eve--with a winner on New Year's Day.


CATEGORIES


Threads:

Best
Worst
Funniest
Strangest
Favorite


Posters:

Best
Worst
Funniest
Best new
Worst new
Favorite


Avatars:

Favorite
Least favorite


Tags:

Best
Funniest
Worst


Honorary:

"Shut the fuck up, seriously." for the person who makes the most useless posts.

 

[Suerte]

Is there much of a difference between "best" and "favourite"?

 

[Matlock]

Well, with some people there'd be a discrete difference between those who they thought were the best posters, and those who they enjoyed the most.

 

[Eminem]

Threads:

Best - V-card
Worst - any by black stallion
Funniest - v-card
Strangest - bathing with your kids
Favorite - v-card


Posters:

Best - ninjascooter/Piston
Worst -
Funniest - ninjascooter/Piston
Best new -
Worst new
Favorite - ninjascooter/Piston

 

[DCX]

Best Posters: Wario 64/Mike Works/Cloudy
Worst Posters: Black Stallion/Olimario/DCX


DCX

 

[Manabanana]

CATEGORIES


Threads:

Best - Pelogic Argosy
Worst - Any of Black Stallion's "I'm dieing![sic]" threads
Funniest - "What is this thread even about anymore? OR IS IT."
Strangest - Bathing with your kids
Favorite - Art Thread


Posters:

Best - Tough call tough call...
Worst - I'd say BS, but he'd just say "Fuck da haters" and I would dislike him more.
Funniest - Undecided (BC hasn't been in top form recently)
Best new - hXc thugg
Worst new - DonkeyPuncher
Favorite - sp0rsk, I think.


Avatars:

Favorite - Jim Bowie
Least favorite - Football avatars


Tags:

Best - Mig's moogle or Mike Works' inverted Wike Morks
Funniest - CHECK B4 U BONE
Worst - Undecided


Honorary:

"Shut the fuck up, seriously." for the person who makes the most useless posts. - Hard to give this to someone with a good enough sense of humor to take it lightly

*Nominations subject to change

 

[NLB2]

CATEGORIES
Threads:

Best - Pelogic Argosy

IAWTP. No thread has had as profound an impact on my life as Pelagic Argosy.

The following shall only be read by Manabanana:

Spoiler

Will you have my love child?

 

[Dilbert]

As long as you're getting votes, why not add some categories for mods and admins? How about favorite quotes?

 

[Matlock]

Jinx: thought of 'em, and didn't think it'd be right for the poll at hand.

 

[jenov4]

Favourite tag: Naked Snake's one about the ass acne. :lol

 

[bjork]

best thread in neogaf history is the Olimario baby picture one.

 

[EviLore]

2004 GAF AWARDS! Starring Matlock

Categories

Best thread
Favorite thread
Coolest thread
Most Awesome thread
Super Fantastickest thread



...

 

[Manabanana]

IAWTP. No thread has had as profound an impact on my life as Pelagic Argosy.

The following shall only be read by Manabanana:

Spoiler

Will you have my love child?

Time and place, baby!

 

[J2 Cool]

Threads:

Best - mlb thread(s) (Cubs rise, Nomar aquisition, terrible fall, yankee ownage, curse, all covered)
Worst - .
Funniest - Mike Works and the blonde girl
Strangest - bathing with kids
Favorite - first thread I made in neo-gaf, about cherry poppin or lack their of.


Posters:

Best - too hard to pick one. There's Miguel, Olimario.. just too many great ones
Worst - Black Stallion skyrocketed up the ranks with his whoring but somehow I don't not want him to post.
Funniest - FMT simply for dinner with Marc Bulger
Best new - Lemurs, she's provided much comedy :lol
Worst new - the guy who baths with his son. But I'll be damned if he wasn't memorable
Favorite - see best


Avatars:

Favorite - I like a lot, particularly

http://img83.exs.cx/img83/5656/Owens3.gif

and Lohan's boobs

Least favorite - nada


Tags:

Best - ATTENTION WHORE
Funniest - ATTENTION WHORE
Worst - mine? don't much like it


Honorary:

"Shut the fuck up, seriously." for the person who makes the most useless posts - Eh, got nobody to give this to.

 

[Jim Bowie]

CATEGORIES


Threads:

Best: Pelagic Argosy
Worst: Anything by The Black Stallion
Funniest: Brawler's Introduction
Strangest: Taking baths with your son
Favorite: Snakes on a mothafuckin' plane!!


Posters:

Best: Loki (represent, bitches!)
Worst: Celicar
Funniest: Socrates gets me going.
Best new: Mr. Spinnington
Worst new: Black Stallion or Donkeypuncher
Favorite: Manabanana <3


Avatars:

Favorite: LakeEarth
Least favorite: DCX's... sorry, bro.


Tags:

Best
Funniest: Nitewulf
Worst: Jinx's new one.


Honorary:

"Shut the fuck up, seriously." for the person who makes the most useless posts.[/QUOTE] - The Black Stallion

 

[NLB2]

CATEGORIES


Threads:

Best - Pelagic Argosy - the greatness of this thread cannot be overstated.
Worst - Official Baseball Thread Post Allstar break (this half we get stickied for sure!) - Why'd the Cubs have to suck so much?!!
Funniest - The one in which Black Stallion and Olimario argued over who was better dressed. - The humour in it was that it doesn't really matter which one of you is better dressed since you're both ugly motherfuckers. Ok, i'm joking about olimario being ugly.
Strangest - Child bathing. - if you haven't read that thread in a whle do so now. I had a great zing in it and it was right in the beggining so you'll reach it really quickly.
Favorite - Pelagic Argosy


Posters:

Best - There are many great posters. Manabanana, Matlock, -jinx-, Boogie, and tons more are contenders for this award. Its too hard to name one.
Worst - Drinky Crow - He's more annoying than MAF and MAF is pretty damn annoying.
Funniest -
Best new - The Black Stallion. Joke poster or real poster, he makes me smile every time he opens his mouth.
Worst new - Donkeypuncher. He was obnoxcious as all hell.
Favorite - Me. I like myself more than any of you guys. Sorry.


Avatars:

Favorite - I think it was Scrow who had an avatar of the man without a name.
Least favorite - Teh Hamburglar's. A sexed up Admiral Ackbar makes me feel very uncomfortable...


Tags:

Best - Boogie's. He's a good choice to have defending earth. Unless the aliens attacking are attractive women...
Funniest - Lemur's. Some mod should update it though, given Lemurs just celebrated her birthday.
Worst - I have no idea.


Honorary:

"Shut the fuck up, seriously." for the person who makes the most useless posts.
I would definitely be a contender for this award if I posted more since two thirds of my posts are useless. But I think I'll have to give it to Drinky Crow. His constant trolling is tired.

 

[Triumph]

Threads:

Best- Probably the whole Leguna Halo debacle
Worst- Anything with Black Stallion
Funniest- Olimaro's puppy love thread
Strangest- Ecrofirt gets cum in his hair
Favorite- Michelle Rodriguez disses gamecube


Posters:

Best- Mike Works(this does not reflect on his moderation. dude's just funny.)
Worst- Olimario
Funniest- Olimario, in an unintentional way
Best new- DOES NOT COMPUTE
Worst new- All of 'em
Favorite- ME, BABY


Avatars:

Favorite- Ecrofirt's modified avatar
Least favorite- anything with any Nintendo character or Solid Snake in it.


Tags:

Best- Lemurs
Funniest- Olimario- "Misunderstood Suburban Genius". I mean come on.
Worst- Who cares?


Honorary:

"Shut the fuck up, seriously." for the person who makes the most useless posts.- Seismologist. Seriously, who decided it was ok for gigadent to fucking post again?

 

[Do The Mario]

Threads:

Best - The Official election thread
Worst – Super Mario GTA idea
Funniest – Bathing With Child
Strangest – Bathing With Child
Favorite – The Official election thread


Posters:

Best – Wario 64
Worst - geogaddi
Funniest - Mike Works, Olimario
Best new -
Worst new - Makman
Favorite – Unison, Discharger


Avatars:

Favorite - MAF
Least favorite -


Tags:

Best - Discharger
Funniest - Olimario
Worst –

Shut the fuck up award goes to – geogaddi a creationist in the evolution thread that knows very little about biology.

 

[impirius]

Funniest thing ever: "Sand feet"

THAT'S IT, I WIN

Anyone want to link the pelagic argosy thread? Search no worky.

 

[Gattsu25]

*cries in obscurity*

 

[Tarazet]

*cries in obscurity*

I feel your pain. I expect to be nominated for absolutely nothing.. but on the flip side, I haven't spent enough time here to pass judgments about anyone, so it all works out. (I am finding it harder and harder to go back and read OA, btw...)

 

[Gattsu25]

I feel your pain. I expect to be nominated for absolutely nothing.. but on the flip side, I haven't spent enough time here to pass judgments about anyone, so it all works out. (I am finding it harder and harder to go back and read OA, btw...)

I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 1999!!!

 

[Chony]

Threads:

Best - Goodbye cruel world
Worst - Bathing and Sleeping with your Son.
Funniest - Taking a girl's v-card
Strangest - Question for guys experienced with women
Favorite - Goodbye cruel world

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I feel your pain. I expect to be nominated for absolutely nothing.. but on the flip side, I haven't spent enough time here to pass judgments about anyone, so it all works out. (I am finding it harder and harder to go back and read OA, btw...)

are you the guy that has sex with cats?

 

[NLB2]

Anyone want to link the pelagic argosy thread? Search no worky.

eh, I'll link it when the search starts working.

I feel your pain. I expect to be nominated for absolutely nothing.. but on the flip side, I haven't spent enough time here to pass judgments about anyone, so it all works out. (I am finding it harder and harder to go back and read OA, btw...)

Just start posting multiple threads with pictures of yourself and talk about how you're really hot and somebody will take notice of you.

 

[Tarazet]

are you the guy that has sex with cats?

You've got the right guy, but that notion was a giant leap of faith based on the fact that I'm a Furry. Let it be heard now: most Furries do not have sex with animals at all, much less their pets.

I'm done..

 

[hXc_thugg]

You've got the right guy, but that notion was a giant leap of faith based on the fact that I'm a Furry.

Everything after that doesn't even matter.

 

[NLB2]

You've got the right guy, but that notion was a giant leap of faith based on the fact that I'm a Furry. Let it be heard now: most Furries do not have sex with animals at all, much less their pets.

I'm done..

WTF is a furry?
edit:
urbandictionary.com
furry:
n., adj. In the broadest definition, someone who finds the idea of anthropomorphic (humanlike) animals, in art, fiction, cartoons, costume, or other media, to be an appealing one. Furries are an extremely diverse group and no one furry may possess all, or any, of the traits typically associated with the group; furries can range from people who are fans of old Warner Bros. and Disney cartoons; people who enjoy portraying anthropomorphic animals in art; people who enjoy imagining what a future, past or alternative world might be like if humans were replaced with or accompanied by anthropomorphic animals; and people who like wearing costume tails, ears and/or animal mascot costumes, to those who feel spiritual connections to animals or to the animal form; those who admire the beauty, power, speed or grace of of the animal form; those who believe they have empathy with or can communicate with animals, for example people who work with them; people who have a great deal of respect for animal welfare; and people who find the concept of anthropomorphic animals enjoyable in a sexual way. (Amongst many, many other things.)

Those who do enjoy the erotic/adult side of furry are, like those who participate in any other sexual fetish or behaviour, almost always harmless in their indulgence of their fantasies, which usually involves erotic art and roleplay, and may involve consenting activities with fellow adults while in costume. Why people get uptight about what is such a cute, silly and affectionate expression of pleasure between two (or more) consenting adults when there's much worse out there to get worked up about such as child abuse, I'll never understand.

It's about fun, people. Try it sometime.

n. Furries often attend conventions.


I think you'll be making some lists.

 

[Gattsu25]

I have a feeling you'll be making it on one of these list before I ever do

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I'm a Furry.

you are the new prince of the GAF.

 

[NLB2]

I have a feeling you'll be making it on one of these list before I ever do

Spoiler

Its alright, I'll knock you up when I'm done with Manabanana

And if it means anything, I don't like your avatar, so I'll add that to my list along with Teh Hamburglar's.

 

[Tarazet]

NLB2: That's the best definition I've ever seen. Thank you.

Really, I don't want to make a big deal out of this. I'd just as soon have not mentioned it, but since someone brought up the cat thing, I had to respond...

 

[Gattsu25]

Spoiler

Its alright, I'll knock you up when I'm done with Manabanana

And if it means anything, I don't like your avatar, so I'll add that to my list along with Teh Hamburglar's.

Hey, any attention is good attention, right? Right?

 

[hXc_thugg]

All furries are rapists, as all black people are criminals.

 

[Tarazet]

Hey, any attention is good attention, right? Right?

In a word, no. I'd rather be obscure than put up with the same shit I put up with at OA.

 

[NLB2]

But attention from me is worth its weight in gold. (Ignore the fact that attention has no weight)

 

[Tarazet]

But attention from me is worth its weight in gold. (Ignore the fact that attention has no weight)

OMG OMG OMG I AM SPECIAL

...

Seriously, I appreciate it. Sort of.

(deleted)

 

[NLB2]

I don't like Gatsu's avatar. It frightens me. I don't give a shit about yours.

 

[Tarazet]

I don't like Gatsu's avatar. It frightens me. I don't give a shit about yours.

Got it.. I thought he was a Furry too at first, until I followed the link and found that it was a MUD. Telnet RP players are a whole 'nother ballgame..

 

[Hitokage]

Furry or no, Sonarrat is no Boa Constrictor.


....*shudder*

 

[olimario]

Worst- Olimario
Funniest- Olimario, in an unintentional way

I thought you enjoyed your digital makeover...


Threads:

Best - New Art Thread
Worst - Anything by Ikenna (Black Stallion)
Funniest - Post Your Baby Pictures - Little Olimario
Favorite - Photography Thread (some stunning work in there)


Posters:

Best - I don't think he likes me, but Mike Works is consistantly the best poster here
Worst - Black Stallion hands down. No one is more baselessly confident.
Funniest - Again, Mike Works takes the cake.
Favorite - Whoever shuichi is now. I have a small, gay crush on him.

 

[Gattsu25]

Heh, I don't use Telnet and I don't RP :b

Edit: modified the avatar to avoid confusing

 

[Tarazet]

Heh, I don't use Telnet and I don't RP :b

It is that type though, right? You connect to a server which runs a text-based MMORPG... if you don't use Telnet, what do you use? IRC?

 

[Gattsu25]

a MUD client...doesn't really matter anyway

 

[Mama Smurf]

My memory sucks, I'll vote when there are nominations to jog it.

 

[Trevelyon]

Avatars:

Favorite:

Posters:

Best new: Liu Kang Baking A Pie

That's all for the moment.

 

[Scrow]

Avatars:
Favorite - I think it was Scrow who had an avatar of the man without a name.
Least favorite - Teh Hamburglar's. A sexed up Admiral Ackbar makes me feel very uncomfortable...

 

[Manics]

What do the winners get?

 

[White Man]

Furry or no, Sonarrat is no Boa Constrictor.


....*shudder*

If I'm the only other person in this thread that gets that, I've been here way too long.

 

[Triumph]

If I'm the only other person in this thread that gets that, I've been here way too long.

Nope, I got it too. It was funny to see them interact(or not) on OA during my various internet sojourns there.