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[neorej]

i aints never eat da ass befoe

But I'm not opposed to it. I've come as close to it as a person physically can. I should have just done it. She was so, so clean.

Do you all ask the person before you do it for the first time? Or do you surprise them and hope they are into it?

Asking permission is a turnoff for anything sexrelated. You gently go for it, and if your partner doesn't like it, she/he will let you know.

 

[Burgess_101]

I will do it all day everyday at anytime.

 

[terribletwo]

Asking permission is a turnoff for anything sexrelated. You gently go for it, and if your partner doesn't like it, she/he will let you know.

no yea that's totally how it works not

 

[Banglish]

I cannot believe so many people like licking assholes in this thread lol

I mean if you're licking ass you may as well eat shit - the rectum is never truly clean. Because during the act, you will be eating shit.

Mind you, I would never lick pussy unless a girl has a shower - that too is a rather unsanitary orifice.

Yep, what we're doing is essentially 2 girls 1 cup

 

[DrSlek]

*Like a well-kept asshole. You know you shouldn't lick, but you just gotta...

 

[Rad-]

 

[pants]

gross

 

[Phat Michael]

I've done it for 45 mins straight one time. My favourite thing to do in the world. Giving and getting.

 

[Cipherr]

No.

Nasty mothafuckas.

Yeah this. The vids and vines are funny, but no I don't stick my tongue in the asshole bro. More power to you all if you like that shit but... It aint for us.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

No, it's not something that I'll ever do.

More power to the people that do though.

 

[Phat Michael]

No, it's not something that I'll ever do.

More power to the people that do though.

The taste is amazing. Most girls I've been with are pretty Damn clean. I prefer it to pussy. Amazing sensory experience.

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

I've done it.

I'll do it again.

 

[DJMicLuv]

The taste is amazing.

It depends on what she had for dinner.

 

[Sai-kun]

Love doing and receiving it. Awesome feeling.

second post nails (heh?) it

BEEN EATING BUTT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL

CANT STOP WONT STOP

can't stop laughing

 

[BloodyJasonMask]

I don't get tired.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I'm willing to try it should she want me to.
Fortunately for me that hasn't come up yet in previous relationships.

 

[maquiladora]

I don't find anything remotely attractive about a wrinkly hole where shit comes from.

I'd rather eat a sandwich 11 times out of 10.

 

[Zombine]

I'm willing to try it should she want me to.
Fortunately for me that hasn't come up yet in previous relationships.

"Let me eat that ass?"

"Okay."

That's how you bring it up.

I don't find anything remotely attractive about a wrinkly hole where shit comes from.

Oh I have. I'd go as far as to say beautiful even. A well kept butt is just...perfect.

 

[AdventureRacing]

This might be my new favourite gif.

 

[Shyakugaun]

You put Beyonce's ass in front of me fuck it im going in

 

[Coolwhip]

Nasty and so unhygienic yuck.

 

[Acorn]

No home made fudge for me.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

this is nothing new. i been eatin ass since like the 5th grade

 

[Apt101]

That's just not for me, giving or receiving.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

"Let me eat that ass?"

"Okay."

That's how you bring it up.
.

... but what if I don't really want to?
I'd only do it for a special someone because she presumably derives enjoyment out of it, nothing about the act appeals to me.

 

[RoyaleDuke]

Mmm, tasty!

Spoiler

Ohhhh myyy.

I can certainly understand why some wouldn't be for it, but for me I'm admittedly an assman,

I like asses. I like them quite a lot.

 

[Halcyon]

I thoroughly enjoy licking ass. Especially when she's in doggy.

 

[Acorn]

Spoiler

Ohhhh myyy.

I can certainly understand why some wouldn't be for it, but for me I'm admittedly an assman,

I like asses. I like them quite a lot.

Hey I'll fuck asses but I stick my dick a lot of places my mouth won't go.

 

[Josh with a J]

Hey I'll fuck asses but I stick my dick a lot of places my mouth won't go.

Uhh what things exactly are you sticking your dick into?

 

[DOWN]

Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor.

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im safe posting this gif right? Like if it's allowed on YouTube and I just like PG13 it's allowed here right?

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

I don't find anything remotely attractive about a wrinkly hole where shit comes from.

I'd rather eat a sandwich 11 times out of 10.

Why not both? Feed her a sandwich first.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor.

Spoiler

im safe posting this gif right? Like if it's allowed on YouTube and I just like PG13 it's allowed here right?

That ass is very appealing, but you don't see the brown eye - you see the meaty cushions you get to hold and squeeze.
That's why we (or at least I) love asses, not because I want to spread them apart and tongue what's between the cheeks.

 

[Zombine]

... but what if I don't really want to?
I'd only do it for a special someone because she presumably derives enjoyment out of it, nothing about the act appeals to me.

I'm operating under the assumption that you want to, but didn't know how to bring it up.

 

[Acorn]

Uhh what things exactly are you sticking your dick into?

Drunken mistakes mostly.

Well not now but in the past.

 

[Smellycat]

It is disgusting. But I am not surprised that it is spreading, since society is going down the drain.

 

[Josh with a J]

Drunken mistakes mostly.

Well not now but in the past.

So like, blenders or something? lol

 

[Halcyon]

A conversation I had with my gf the other day.

 

[Acorn]

So like, blenders or something? lol

Clubrats

 

[Josh with a J]

Clubrats

Those are always fun. I liked the idea of you sticking it into weird things better.

 

[Zombine]

I always find it funny when back in high school you'd always hear rumors like "Man, that girl over there? She's weird as fuck. I heard she ate her boyfriend's ass. I hear she does it to everyone." Or "that dude ate his girlfriend's butt over the weekend." And I would just be like:

On the inside.

 

[Topi]

I'm just waiting for fart fetishes to go mainstream.

 

[Ronin]

I was eating a girl out from behind once. She had an increidble ass. Came up for a breather and admired that booty. I thought "What the hell", spread those heavenly cheeks and went in.

Don't regret it one bit.

 

[Zombine]

A conversation I had with my gf the other day.

Lol girlfriend gave you a sex manifesto and you're like "Hi." That's awesome lol

 

[DJMicLuv]

Eating arse is an acquired taste that I simply don't have the stomach for.
I'm a tit man myself.

 

[Bravocado]

It's not for everyone.

But I can dig it.

 

[Courage]

A conversation I had with my gf the other day.

Your gf sounds interesting

 

[Kater]

I've never done that with a guy. :/

Maybe I will try it sometimes in the future.

I'm just waiting for fart fetishes to go mainstream.

 

[Captain_Spanky]

I fucking love eating ass. It's a major, major fetish of mine. In many ways I prefer it to licking pussy.

 

[GabDX]

I don't like the taste of E. coli.

 

[NateDog]

I'm nearly speechless when I realize people actually want to lick other people's assholes. Like you could offer me 50K to do it and I'd turn it down without hesitation.

I cannot wrap my brain around it.

You don't wrap your brain around it it's the tongue breh

This thread is fucking gold. Not just sure if I'd go in but my GF has a heavenly ass so I sure as hell am gonna be damn close, gents how do you shave yer assholes in-case she just even wants to give it a good grab ya know hair all over the hand won't be the Mae West of it ya know