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[whytemyke]

Ok. So here's my biggest thing... some strip clubs call them VIP rooms, some call them Champagne rooms. it doesn't matter.

No sex involved in there. And at my local strip club, which is fully nude, I've had some incredibly raunchy shit happen to me in a normal couch dance. I mean.... here...to shield the eyes of the innocent

Spoiler

i've had dances where a girl will 69 herself on me, grinding her pussy against my face and biting my dick through my pants

. So, understanding that...

... what's the incentive to go into the champagne/VIP room? is it just a social statement, to say to the other strip club patrons "Hey, look at me, I've got so much money that Im gonna not have ONE hot chick serve me my drinks... but i'll have 3 of them do it."? Or is there a greater overall purpose to it?

As an aside here, I once had a friend drop 2 G's in the VIP room before, and basically he got a handjob. Is that the incentive for dropping obscene amounts of money... getting your wang fisted by a chick you'll never nail in your own life?

 

[acidviper]

No matter what a stripper tells you. . .



. . . there is no sex in the champagne room

 

[Ninja Scooter]

take off that silly ass hat.

 

[Jason]

 

[Wellington]

There is no sex in the champagne room. Though I have had some awesome experiences. I go, but I only spend like $100-$150 when I do... which actually isn't bad for what I do get.

I'm by NO means a strip club connoiseur, I only go to one whenever we get the urge to see titties while we drink. That being the case, I've gotten to be pretty cool with a few of the chicks that work there and a couple of the bouncers. I've got some stories, but my younger brother posts on the forum so I'll hold off. :lol

 

[whytemyke]

well I didn't post my 'story' i guess in order to brag or anything. It was to say that if that kind of stuff happens without going into the champagne room, what's the point of actually going in there?

 

[Wellington]

There's a higher probability of it happening.

 

[Triumph]

There is one addendum to the "No sex in the champagne room" rule-

UNLESS you're a coke dealer.

 

[CaptainABAB]

Love that Chris Rock song

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

There is one addendum to the "No sex in the champagne room" rule-

UNLESS you're a coke dealer.

Yeah, there's no sex in most champagne rooms. But some strippers still work as call girls. And if you can find a really shady club, you can get it in.

 

[acidviper]

Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die,
Capricorn: You're gonna die,
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE,
Leo: You're gonna die,
Scorpio: You're gonna die fuckin

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

Cornbread... aint nuttin wrong with with that!

ps- There's absolutely positively no sex in the champagne room. None.

 

[miyuru]

Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die,
Capricorn: You're gonna die,
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE,
Leo: You're gonna die,
Scorpio: You're gonna die fuckin

Nice, I'm a scorpio!!

 

[Manick Joe]

"No matter who you are

You must remember this one thing"

That being said, my "personal insider" says the champagne room is nothing more then a extremely overpaid lapdance with drinks and you get to chill with the girl. Now this club is pretty tame compared to most (hell it's technically not even supposed to be topless), but it obviously depends on the girl. In comparison, there is this one cute asian girl that practically pushes my hand into her pussy when I simply tip her.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

There's no way ODB could have done all of those crimes...Coolio did some of that shit!

 

[acidviper]

If a women says shes twenty and

she looks sixteen; she's twelve.

If she tells you she's twentysix and

looks twenty-six; she's damn near 40.

 

[WasabiKing]

this is the reason why Las Vegas rules

 

[Shazapp]

I can get the same experience as going to a strip club by lighting my wallet on fire in the parking lot and going home and watching porn and not allowing myself to masturbate.

I prefer not to do either.

 

[acidviper]

I can get the same experience as going to a strip club by lighting my wallet on fire in the parking lot and going home and watching porn and not allowing myself to masturbate.

You can touch yourself. You just can't touch her. Or are the rules different where you live?

 

[dskillzhtown]

this is the reason why Houston rules

Qouted for fact. There is sex in VIP rooms at Houston clubs, shit there is sex in "lapdance rooms" as well. Of course it is illegal, but it goes on.

 

[bigfurb]

Well, me and my peoples are gonna be in hotlanta at the end of the month to celebrate me and my bredren's 30th. Hitting up Strokers is a must. I doubt there's gonna be any sex in the "champagne room" (though one can only hope), but I'm definitely gonna try and politic myself some ass from a stripper when she knocks off. And even if it don't happen, I can live with just a couple of 20 dollar lap dances, some ass clapping and pussy popping. ATL strippers are just so.....talented

 

[capslock]

I don't get it, why don't you guys just get hookers instead of spending so much money at the champagne room? If the only way you can get sex is through money then might as well do it proper.

 

[Tuvoc]

I fingered a stripper @ a club for a mere $60. Every dance was 20 but she kept going further and further...I shoulda thrown in an extra 40 to see where that woulda got me...

Woo! Zanzibar! Dude's Night OUT!!11!1

(and yes I am speaking of the Zanzibar in Toronto)

 

[acidviper]

I don't get it, why don't you guys just get hookers instead of spending so much money at the champagne room? If the only way you can get sex is through money then might as well do it proper.

Hooker proper, I like married proper: paying thousands of dollars in courtship, then paying thousands of dollars for a 50% chance at marriage?

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

I think he means proper like a hooker, proper.

 

[JackFrost2012]

Proper - like married proper: paying thousands of dollars in courtship, then paying thousands of dollars for a 50% chance at marriage?

I didn't know women decided to accept or reject a proposal based on a simple binary switch.

 

[PlayStation Tree]

If a girl has a pierced tounge, she'll probably suck your dick.


If a guy has a pierced tounge, he'll probably suck your dick.

 

[teruterubozu]

Treat a whore like a princess and a princess like a whore.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

I've had sex in the champagne room. I didn't even ask.. so I still try and tell myself I've never paid for sex.. because OFFICIALLY I was paying for a lap dance.. just got more than I bargained for.. didn't pay extra either.

 

[Shinobi]

I don't get it, why don't you guys just get hookers instead of spending so much money at the champagne room? If the only way you can get sex is through money then might as well do it proper.

Agreed...strippers just seem like a pointless tease.