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[Annoying Old Party Man]

GAF, I wanted to share a discovery I made while looking for random beach stock images online.

I found this guy: https://www.bigstockphoto.com/search/?contributor=iridi

I don't know how to describe this, I just wanted to share the joy of discovering this man's (woman's?) work.

No "using imagination since no pics", just discover the magic.

 

[Marky Mark]

I scrolled through initially *big deal, cats* then I hovered a picture and the deadpan descriptions are gittin me gud

 

[Annoying Old Party Man]

I scrolled through initially *big deal, cats* then I hovered a picture and the deadpan descriptions are gittin me gud

It's the combination of surreal concepts, bad photoshop job and literal descriptions of what's happening. I find it fascinating and hilarious.

 

[Ambient80]

"A cat sits on the windowsill. It is snowing outside. Winter. Cold."

😂

 

[Marky Mark]

It's the combination of surreal concepts, bad photoshop job and literal descriptions of what's happening. I find it fascinating and hilarious.

I like the global warming report one.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Spoiler

Korean Cuisine

killed me

Oh fuck, they get even better.

I think I've been hit on the head because I did a literal spit take at

Spoiler

Catanic

.

 

[Tom Nook]

Live action Puss in Boots movie would work

 

[strafer]

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Live action Puss in Boots movie would work

Thick puss in boots

 

[Annoying Old Party Man]

Look at this masterpiece

A cat looks like a big hairy snake. There is its cub in a egg near it.

 

[SpaceWolf]

SOON...

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

PlayStation avatars and themes when?

That out of shape guy holding "his favorite t-shirt" cuts DEEP though..

 

[Glowsquid]

The bad cat broke a bottle of expensive whiskey. He was arrested for it.

 

[Ran rp]

It was arrested for this.

 

[Apocryphon]

What is a "Chiness Vase"?

 

[hypernima]

Gonna be a long day for me after this thread.

 

[WarMacheen]

A cat is reading a bedtime story for a dog. The fairy tale is called Korean cuisine.

 

[Browny]

This is gold.

The brave cat is walking on the tightrope.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

A girl is riding on a motorcycle. It looks like a glass slipper. A red cat goes across the road..

Stretching the gimmick to the limit there, but I'll complain when I'm done laughing.,

 

[Annoying Old Party Man]

A girl is riding on a motorcycle. It looks like a glass slipper. A red cat goes across the road..

Stretching the gimmick to the limit there, but I'll complain when I'm done laughing.,

Notice the attention to the detail in the traffic light.

 

[Annoying Old Party Man]

Some of those are straight LSD trips.

 

[ElectronicOldMen]

He was arrested for it.

 

[ClivePwned]

amazing

 

[MrSaturn99]

Are these all the same cat?

 

[Curt Baboon]

Two brave cats are traveling on a ship among the icebergs. Their ship is a ordinary basin for washing. It is called Catanic.

...

 

[Mexican Sting]

Holy shit this is incredible. New avatar gimmick?

 

[rObit]

Help.

 

[AdanVC]

Can't believe there's people go get paid to photograph this cat and make those compositions. #DreamJob

I'm dying hahahaha

 

[deadlast]

incredible. Nice find op

 

[andythinkpad]

So far Cantanic is my favorite.

 

[Reversed]

I want a couple shirts of arrested cat.

Also coke cat.

 

[JaseMath]

The real cat looks like a gallant musketeer. His friend rat is standing next to him.

OMG the descriptions are killing me

 

[yepyepyep]

A cat looks like a hairy snake. This strange reptile sits in a pot. A fakir is playing a flute near it.

Haha, this one is great.

 

[Caelus]

A man is inside a glass jar. A rat is looking at his outside. It is a research laboratory.

 

[ClivePwned]

I'm guessing the guy is probably the photographer. or maybe it's the rat.

 

[Curt Baboon]

I have been reborn in the waters of the Catlantic.

 

[MsKrisp]

Hmmm

 

[Violet_0]

 

[espher]

"The cat is sitting and looking in a puddle. His reflection looks like a tiger. It is megalomania."

This is amazing.

 

[alenade]

I don't know how you foudn these but this is absolute gold. I want to frame some of these.

 

[Curt Baboon]

Just let me in babe. Come on. I can change.

 

[firehawk12]

Some of these are just crazy.

 

[Trouble]

 

[Razmos]

Literally dead

 

[Poppy]

im uncomfortable

 

[Ray Wonder]

Dude gotta be a gaffer

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

my god thanks OP this is a gold mine

was about to post this one


edit:


HUH

 

[gblues]

I know I'm spoiling the fun, but those literal captions have a point: SEO

If you go to Google Image Search and type "stock cat under arrest," this site's photos come up to the top (the keyword "stock" filters out all the memes).

 

[Marky Mark]

^^^ thanks,