Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Some of you may have heard whispers of his name. The scholars said the records were lost. But no shadow can hide the light forever. HE IS RETURNED! His words echo in this world as if the breath never left his body. He walks among us, and if you are still you can feel his spirit touch your own life. The Mall Ninja is alive, I SAY HE IS ALIVE!
