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The Official 2005 NHL Season Thread

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Mike Works

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Just act cool everyone, play along and those American sport loving jerks won't notice..

SO ANYWAY MY CANUCKS PLAYED TONIGHT AND BOY DID WE CREAM ANAHEIM. THAT GOAL THAT SEDIN SCORED (I THINK IT WAS HENRIK) WAS PRETTY, AND JESUS FUCK SOPEL, SIX GIVEAWAYS? COME ON MAN!

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Socreges

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And what an incredible game by Alex Auld! A 51-save shut out. Truly one of the greatest net-minding performances I've ever seen.

I'm so glad we traded Cloutier. He was never any good. We just had to pretend - when really, :lol, so embarrassing!
 
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Dilbert

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I think the Rangers are starting to get old this year. They might be winning now, but I dunno how they are going to stay competitive over the long grind of the season.

Don't break the tables in my official NHL thread, jerkoff!
 
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Socreges

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-jinx- is actually joking. In fact, that's an off-season picture taken of the starting four for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
 
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calder

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I'm not sure when exactly I started weeping with joy - either the 9-0 goal Iggy scored on a visibly shaken Khabibulin (sweet albeit late revenge!) or else watching the replays from the Leafs game tonight and seeing Trevor Kidd carried off and rent limb from limb by a blood thirsty ACC crowd. Don't worry Leaf Nation, the Eagle will be healed enough for a rehab stint to the AHL in about 8-10 weeks, I'm sure Tellqvist can carry the load the rest of the way!
 
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Mike Works

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Wow, the Flames beat the Chicago Blackhawks, big deal. I still don't know what Tampa was thinking trading Khabibulan to the Hawks for Thibault and Ruutu, but I guess they figured that they were able to beat Calgary so easily in the Finals, they didn't really need great goaltending.

It's a shame about Koivu getting cancer again.
 
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Pochacco

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I can't believe my Oilers still haven't lost this season - absolutely amazing.

And how 'bout those Flames? Who would've thought the team was all GAY?!!177
That 2nd intermission locker-room orgy HNiC accidently stepped into still burns.
 
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Socreges

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Pochacco said:
And how 'bout those Flames? Who would've thought the team was all GAY?!!177
That 2nd intermission locker-room orgy HNiC accidently stepped into still burns.
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Frankly the only thing that I didn't find surprising was Greg Millen immediately running past the camera and going down on Kiprusoff.
 
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calder

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Pochacco said:
I can't believe my Oilers still haven't lost this season - absolutely amazing.
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Well duh, everyone always said the Oilers of the 21st century would make a pretty good AHL team, and since the Oil were relegated in the off season they've proven it. That shootout OT victory over the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins on Saturday night was *inspired*. This Oilers team is good enough to get promoted back to the bigs in 05/06! Here's hoping you filthy northeners! :)
 
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Mike Works

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MASB said:
How 'bout them Thrashers eh? I smell playoff hopes for them! ;)
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Kovalchuk IS having a terrific season thus far, but I honestly don't see the team recovering from losing Danny Heatley to the electric chair.
 
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Mike Works said:
Kovalchuk IS having a terrific season thus far, but I honestly don't see the team recovering from losing Danny Heatley to the electric chair.
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Yeah, you think the guy would've just stayed in Switzerland. Oh well, live and learn... oh wait, guess not! AM I RITE?!
 
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Kabuki Waq

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Man I cant believe the new Winnepeg Jet beat the Wings yesterday. Great Goal Tending by Felix the Cat yet again.

I still Cant believe Tie Domi is captain.

edit WTF@ Canucks calling up Alan Bester and Tim Cheveldae out of retirement.
 
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calder

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Damn Mike, cancer, the chair.... you're cold. :lol



Kabuki Waq said:
Man I cant believe the new Winnepeg Jet beat the Wings yesterday. Great Goal Tending by Felix the Cat yet again.

I still Cant believe Tie Domi is captain.
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I don't think I could be more conflicted than this made me. Jets back = good, Domi back = not so much, Domi as captain of Jets = head implodes from emotional confusion. The only bright side is that Tie Domi is now the best and most talented player on the team since they grafted his giant melon onto Sundin's body following Mat's horrible decapitation death in the preseason when Alfredsson cross checked him. Ugly, ugly scene, but now it's kind of funny to hear Domi talk about how he's now his own best friend because suddenly he's the superstar he'd normally be sucking up to. That interview on The Score the other day was pretty surreal, where Tie was going on and on about how they do everything together and if he signs as a free agent with another team they'll need to sign both his head *and* Mat's body because they're absolute best friends in the world and are pretty much a package deal they're so tight, and then the camera panned down and Sundin's body just like shrugged as if he couldn't care less.
 
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alejob

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What? You mean the strike is over? Didn't even notice. Go Pitsburgh and you suck Detroit or something.

Edit: What? Liers!
 
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Kabuki Waq

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OMG THIS JUST IN!!!


Source TSN .ca

Iginla Retires from hockey.

Canadian Press



1/11/2005

Calgary (CP) - Calgary Flames Superstar Forward Jerome Iginla has just announced his Retirement from the NHL.

During the news Conference he announced

" I want to spend time regaining my blackness, Some people including my Family members have pointed out that i am starting to act white....my own mom calls me a Beige ass nigga" he continued "yes its true, Hockey is a thing of the past for me now, i have decided to to join my brothers in the NBA......errr for Shizzy"

Reportedly He is going to try out for the Portland TrailBlazers and is working on a new rap album. His recent attempt to go to jail was foiled when it was discovered that Sodomizing Cattle was not against the law in Calgary."

More news as it develops.
 
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Mike Works

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Kabuki Waq said:
edit WTF@ Canucks calling up Alan Bester and Tim Cheveldae out of retirement.
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Hey, we had to counter the Leafs bringing out Corey Hirsch and Andre Red Light Racicot!!

alejob said:
What? You mean the strike is over? Didn't even notice. Go Pitsburgh and you suck Detroit or something.

Edit: What? Liers!
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:lol
 
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Iceman

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I thought it was just a ridiculous rumor but lo and behold Cam Neely, Ray Borque and Adam Oates all back in Bean Town. That fancy ice-skate-chair they got rigged up for Cam looks mighty sweet. Amazing how he's leading the league in PIM right out of the gates, too.
 
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Miguel

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Did you see that move Krustofski had on Novikishov. Then the arena imploded and all that was left was a note that said something about MLB thread on it.
 
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BigJonsson

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Ok so the 2 sides met today in Chicago and reports are that the talks were encouraging and stuff, tomorrow they will meet again in Toronto....


WHY HAS IT TAKEN THEM THIS LONG TO ACTUALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER
 
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