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The official candy corn hate thread.....

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Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
Every Halloween the most vile candy ever created makes it way into stores......
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Candy corn is okay for the first few I eat. After that, they make me ill. They are like pure sugar/corn syrup pressed into little pieces mildly resembling corn kernels.
 
I liked it when I was little and those candy pumpkins to but these days the stuff just tastes bad to me! Down with candy corn/pumpkins!
 
I can't stand it either and I don't know a single person who likes it. Everyone I know who I've talked to about it has hated it. It makes you wonder why they make so much of it. That shit is just plain nasty.
 
The worst part about Halloween is candy corn. Because candy corn is the only candy in history that hasn't been advertised. And I think I know why. Because all the candy corn ever made, was made in 1911.

And everywhere the candy corn companies send out men to into the villages and collect the thrown away candy corn. They wash it! THEY WASH IT! And then get it ready to sell for the next year.

I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said "here, Lewis this is candy corn. It's corn that tastes like candy." "Woohoo... This tastes like crap!"

And every year since then Halloween has returned, and I like an Alzheimer's patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it. And on the table there's a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it as if I'd never seen it before. "Candy corn", I think, "corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait. ... Son of a bitch!!"

- Lewis Black
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QFT!
 
I agree with thread title. Candy Corn is absolute digustinglyness. :)

It's not as bad as those freakin marshmallows shaped like a giant peanut though. What are those anyways? Horrible.
 
candy corn is awesome.

of course if you're foolish enough to eat more than 10 pieces at a time....

I feel pity for your stomach.
 
Truelize said:
I agree with thread title. Candy Corn is absolute digustinglyness. :)

It's not as bad as those freakin marshmallows shaped like a giant peanut though. What are those anyways? Horrible.
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or peeps

jeezu christ those are fucking gross
 
You know, you CAN get candy corn that's actually fresh... and it's damn tasty. I love all the other candies made of that stuff too, like the pumpkins.

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mmmm, pumpkins...
 
I just tried this stuff for the first time the other day. I was completely shocked that it is soft, I had always thought it was hard.

The first few tasted ok but then I was sick of them.
 
evil ways said:
I hate them as well, it's almost as bad as eating chalk or dry Play Dough.
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Spoken like someone who's obviously never eater either. :)

Candy corn is like eating a hard wax, which i think is actually one of the ingredients in it.
 
candy corn is awesome for awhile, but if you eat too many you feel sick. but then again, if you're stupid enough to eat that much candy corn, you deserve to feel sick.
 
First time I tried candy corn as a little kid, I threw up all over my babysitter's floor. That shit is NASTY.
 
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