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The Official Firday Night Drunk Thread....

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themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
If you are drunk post here......
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I got so messed up last night that I ended up playing drunk Super Moneky ball with some of the girls from the fat sorority. I don't want want that to happen again...


*goes out to Hockey game to get belligerent*
 
Ponn01 said:
If you are able to come to GAF and post you are nowhere near drunk enough :lol
BullShite...it is really easy to peck the keys......Hell I might regret what I type later.....
 
themadcowtipper said:
Weak sauce, you should atlest be pre-gaming before you head out...got to get a buzz ....

Oddly enough plans fell through anyway and now im stuck home. I do have some vodka around here, though.
 
haha, man its so awesome. Since it's fall all the bars are carrying Woodchucks again. They damn well better, too, since they quit carrying Newcastle and my Leiny BerryWeis is out of season now. MOTHAFUKKZ
 
i"M druink as a snkutk grogogving taot teh funjk ..df....


actually I wish I were drunk now. :( But I made a promise to myself never to get drunk alone......cuz that shit's the pits.
 
I'm a legit drunk at the moment. woodchuck is cool for a drink or two but i almost pulked on like three of those in new york last winter. that shit is too sweet for me (to drink a lot)
 
oh i guess i have a story to tell about tonight. i went to this bar called the magic stick (next to the majestic in detroit) and there were these chicks there and they were roller derby chicks. it was fucking bizarre. like one was dancing all over the place but she was blitzed, and the other one (who was really skinny and hot in a fuckable way but not in a fappiing way) was just fucking drunk and all in our faces. it was cool because they were all checking each other and shit and saying how they would run over bitches on rollerskates. i didn't even know what roller derby was until that shit. i think i'm going to go to their roller derby match next weekend
 
ankees lost ongiht, but the Red Sox got swept!!!1 WOOO!!! I played a few games of pong tonight combined with a shot of gin and mutliple other beers. I'm somehwat drunk. I know I'm making spelling errors, but I dont' gieve a shit. I need to fuck a hot chick very badly. I'm depressed at the moment, but the fact that I saw a Friday Night drunk thread cheered me up.
 
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