Ok. It's about that time. Everyones moving back to their campuses, and high schoolers are getting ready to force themselves through yet one more year of remedial math and english classes.
I move in Friday and I'll be living in these new dorms on my campus... as a senior. Part of me feels really sad about it, but given all the shit I've been through this past year, I'm lucky to even be going back to finish up my education. Then hopefully onward towards grad school. However, in the meantime, I 'get' to put up with approximately 18,000 drunken assholes, 70% of which is women, all of them being annoying. The only real panacea to this shit will be me somehow managing to score some incredibly hot chick like I did two years ago. I was only propositioned by fat chicks last year, hence the quality of my school year went down CONSIDERABLY.
But this year? I'm back in the gym the first weekend back. out of my shell, too... all my friends are 21 so I'll have an entourage to go hit the bars up.... uh... with whom up the bars I can hit? Yeah. I'll have an entourage with whom up the bars I can hit. And hopefully I'll find my panacea within the first month or so of the school year.
I also plan to get a job and rush a polisci frat to build my resume. Also plan on working to get some shit published this year to further enhance my application. It should be noted that if every one of these plans falls through, and I cannot find alcohol in time, there's a slight possibility of GAF reading about a violent type of 'student protest'... cuz if I don't have booze, poon or dough, I doubt I'm gonna be able to tolerate 19 year old girls crying as they stumble by screaming "OH MY GOD YOU THINK IM FAT DONT YOU?!!?!"
So yeah. How about everyone else? Lookin forward to some fun times, hM?
I move in Friday and I'll be living in these new dorms on my campus... as a senior. Part of me feels really sad about it, but given all the shit I've been through this past year, I'm lucky to even be going back to finish up my education. Then hopefully onward towards grad school. However, in the meantime, I 'get' to put up with approximately 18,000 drunken assholes, 70% of which is women, all of them being annoying. The only real panacea to this shit will be me somehow managing to score some incredibly hot chick like I did two years ago. I was only propositioned by fat chicks last year, hence the quality of my school year went down CONSIDERABLY.
But this year? I'm back in the gym the first weekend back. out of my shell, too... all my friends are 21 so I'll have an entourage to go hit the bars up.... uh... with whom up the bars I can hit? Yeah. I'll have an entourage with whom up the bars I can hit. And hopefully I'll find my panacea within the first month or so of the school year.
I also plan to get a job and rush a polisci frat to build my resume. Also plan on working to get some shit published this year to further enhance my application. It should be noted that if every one of these plans falls through, and I cannot find alcohol in time, there's a slight possibility of GAF reading about a violent type of 'student protest'... cuz if I don't have booze, poon or dough, I doubt I'm gonna be able to tolerate 19 year old girls crying as they stumble by screaming "OH MY GOD YOU THINK IM FAT DONT YOU?!!?!"
So yeah. How about everyone else? Lookin forward to some fun times, hM?