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[Willco]

RULES:

I will post a brief prologue explaining the story. I will post a picture and two sentences beginning our epic tale. You will then be allowed to post any picture and any text as long as you connect the previous post to yours and the story has some resemblance of continuity. You are allowed no more than two sentences.

PROLOGUE:

THE LAND BEFORE TIME AFTER THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.

It is the year 2099. Humans, no longer the dominant lifeform on Earth, have fled to the ruined cities of yesteryearm, persecuted by the evil FOGHATS. They are a robotic race of playtpuses hellbent on the destruction of man.

In the bowels of [enter city here], a rag-tag team of rebels and an ex-con with a big heart plan an scheme to steal a moving shipment of medical PEZ dispensers for the sick inhabitants of the subway dwellings.

They wait only for nightfall to attack...

Seeming surrounded by FOGHATS, the rebel leader named Sympel makes a break for an abandoned warehouse and finds... A TIME MACHINE. (And scores 100 points!)

 

[BuddyC]

Seeming surrounded by FOGHATS, the rebel leader named Sympel makes a break for an abandoned warehouse and finds... A TIME MACHINE. (And scores 100 points!)

Meanwhile, the creepy girl was admiring the cute boys outside. "Boy, I wish my legs worked," she thought.

 

[Bob White]

The cute girls' father comes in her cute room. He asks his daughter, "will you lick the base of it?"

 

[GodsTyro]

The cute girl gets on her knees and says "sure dad!"

 

[Willco]

But before the girl is able to meet her father's demands, A RENEGADE ROBOT busts in through the front door and - BAM! - kills both of them. (the girl is alive, but dying, thus the flashback below!)

 

[Razoric]

"As the girl is getting ripped apart by the robot she suddenly flashes back to how she got in the wheelchair. Tears started streaming down her bloody cheeks."

 

[Bob White]

Meanwhile, the dude from the first part has used the time machine to become PRESIDENT of the PAST!

big pic was annoying

 

[Razoric]

But instead of becoming the President, he was horridly mutated.

 

[Willco]

SYMPEL, now horribly mutated, must send someone from the PAST to the FUTURE to stop the FOGHATS. He picks -- SPIDER-MAN!

 

[Bob White]

The FOGHATS choose big bird to lead the war against spidey!!!!!

 

[Razoric]

The army of cheese men are gathered. Big bird gives the order to attack.

 

[Mike Works]

But Spider-Man runs away knowing he is outmatched by the FOGHATS.. thus, the biggest superhero tandem of ALL TIME is sent in to "clean up this mess".

 

[MrPing1000]

General Gonzo is brutally killed by the mere thought of spiderman dry humping him

 

[Willco]

Marvel soon releases a comic book based on the events, and Archie is upset by the Punisher's crass merchandising. Archie challenges him to a gentlemen's duel at sundown!

 

[Bob White]

But the punishers father stops the fight by telling the boys how punishers mother "just can't licking the base of it!"

 

[GDGF]

Unfortunately for the Punisher's father, he was destroyed by the FOGHAT's near hipnotic rendention of Slow Ride.

 

[Willco]

The Punisher, enraged by the loss of his father, runs crying into the ruins of New Jack City, leaving Archie to fend for himself against the army of Foghats. When things look their worst, GENE SIMMONS and JAMES BOND Jr. come to the rescue!

 

[Bob White]

Archie, GENE SIMMONS and JAMES BOND Jr fight hard and the fight seems to be won until....OJ jumps out and JUICES THEM! the war appears to be lost!

 

[Espio]

Mr. T appears to confront OJ, armed only with a plastic spoon.

 

[GDGF]

Meanwhile: From a hidden location in New Jersey, Admiral turned plastic spoon salesman Ackbar readies the mighty Cicada Armada to aide Mr. T in his battle...

 

[Lonestar]

Fake Kramer became preturbed at what he saw. Robots, Wheelchairbound girls, Ackbar.... He then decided, with his wonderously smacktard powers, deleted them from existence.

 

[Guzim]

But before he could hit delete, Denzel Washington storms into the room!

 

[Lonestar]

and with his magical powers, made him into a painting

 

[GDGF]

Suddenly, a mysterious cup of urine flies across the room! It was thrown by none other than...

 

[Guzim]

...Michael Jordan! But why did he throw it?

 

[RiZ III]

It was a cup of Yunas piss she had pissed on him during hot sex.

 

[GDGF]

Which disgusted Mr T to no end. Who now (with his posse of Giant Cicadas) decides to give up the fight with OJ and turn his attention to MJ, who was now...

 

[Guzim]

...God!

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

 

[GDGF]

...A great battle raged. FOGHATS and Superheroes alike took turns bashing each other in the nuts with ancient weapons blessed with the power to...

 

[cvxfreak]

To give Oprah something to talk about.

 

[Ferrio]

Knowing they were outnumbered the FOGHATS decided to go into a new line of work

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

THey became genetic technicians, and found the cure to Internet spam in the DNA of Local Forum goer,

Willco!

 

[Cubsfan23]

Meanwhile, the creepy girl was admiring the cute boys outside. "Boy, I wish my legs worked," she thought.

:lol

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

:lol

It turns out, someone had slipped in a page from another, somewhat clueless story.
The page was hereby

and the story continued, UN-INTERRUPTED.

 

[RevenantKioku]

"I think I'm that kid from St Elsewhere," thought the kid as he hoped this all hadn't been in his warped little retarded mind.