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The Olympics would have been held yesterday....

JordanN

Banned
July 24th, 2020

In a universe where Covid-19 never left the Communist hellhole known as China, the world would have looked forward to the Summer Olympic games in Tokyo, Japan, as of yesterday.

But it's all just a dream until they try again next year (unless it gets cancelled again).

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T8SC

Gold Member
I was looking forward to the Olympics more than the Euro Championships. Surprised with the money in football that they never went ahead, considering pretty much every league has restarted £££££££££££.
 

Tesseract

Banned
i've been going backwards with various sports, basketball and hockey, mma

good times but it's about time to reset things and get people back in stadiums
 
but they are on drugs, what having more does you want from the russia

im-212517
Those are pussy drugs

I want to see a roid head, smacked up on Meth, Speed, wizz, coke and LSD take on the weights. Basically, Bane doing a dead lift. And i would use convicted murderers as the athletes, that way we can use some crazy arse experimental gene-altering shit. I want to see a half-man-half-bear-half-pig go apeshit on a running track, or some human/cricket/rabbit/flea hybrid to the high jump. And if they die, well, who cares? All money made from sponsorship and donations goes to the victims' family/s. All research and cures discovered can go to saving lives, so the murderer repays his debts.

Everyone is a winner
 

Tesseract

Banned
Those are pussy drugs

I want to see a roid head, smacked up on Meth, Speed, wizz, coke and LSD take on the weights. Basically, Bane doing a dead lift. And i would use convicted murderers as the athletes, that way we can use some crazy arse experimental gene-altering shit. I want to see a half-man-half-bear-half-pig go apeshit on a running track, or some human/cricket/rabbit/flea hybrid to the high jump. And if they die, well, who cares? All money made from sponsorship and donations goes to the victims' family/s. All research and cures discovered can go to saving lives, so the murderer repays his debts.

Everyone is a winner
OH HELL YEAH
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
Those are pussy drugs

I want to see a roid head, smacked up on Meth, Speed, wizz, coke and LSD take on the weights. Basically, Bane doing a dead lift. And i would use convicted murderers as the athletes, that way we can use some crazy arse experimental gene-altering shit. I want to see a half-man-half-bear-half-pig go apeshit on a running track, or some human/cricket/rabbit/flea hybrid to the high jump. And if they die, well, who cares? All money made from sponsorship and donations goes to the victims' family/s. All research and cures discovered can go to saving lives, so the murderer repays his debts.

Everyone is a winner
You have become your avatar.
 

dave_d

Member
But where am I supposed to go for my dose of horse dancing? (Which is an olympic sport, beats me why though.)
 

JordanN

Banned
I'd forgotten about it, they still on later?
Delayed till next year.

Although some Japanese are beginning to protest it from being held.


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Meh. The olympics are lame anyways. Especially the summer olympics. Ooo someone ran faster than someone else. At least the winter olympics have badass stuff like ripping down an ice halfpipe in a metal tube.

Call me when they bring back rad shit like chariot races and pankration.
 
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SLoWMoTIoN

Unconfirmed Member
Meh. The olympics are lame anyways. Especially the summer olympics. Ooo someone ran faster than someone else. At least the winter olympics have badass stuff like ripping down an ice halfpipe in a metal tube.
Those are both equally lame.
 
I was supposed to be living in Tokyo now...a goal i had since going in 2004 and falling for that city, ive spent the last 15 years working towards. I was excited to be living there the year of the Olympics. Finally last year i got a job there, was turned down by immigration first for not having a college degree...then corona virus hit and all applications were turned down. Now im just sitting in this tiny ass gross apt in LA waiting for the process to reopen again , considering travel ANYWHERE is closed and doesnt look to open maybe ever again...

Thanks a fucking lot China
 
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