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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305

"Officials Uncertain Whether to Save or Shoot Victims"
"Nation's Politicians Applaud Great Job They're Doing"
"Area Man Drives Food There His Goddamn Self"
"Bush:'It Has Been Brought To My Attention That There Was Recently A Bad Storm'"

"Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq"
"Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help"
"Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston"
"White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters"

"Another Saints Season Ruined Before It Begins"
"Shrimp Joint Now Shrimp Habitat"

 

[jooey]

two Ls and an O.

 

[Ghost]

White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

:lol

 

[Hitman]

Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.

:lol

 

[Rocket9]

There's only one thing we can do. We must.. bomb heaven!

 

[Ned Flanders]

There's only one thing we can do. We must.. bomb heaven!

Either you're with us or against us, God!

 

[GG-Duo]

The President's Weekly Radio Address
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40495

I like it cuz it's so bad.