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[Matlock]

...and she said, "me too! Mine's as big as a house!"

Predator rox! If you haven't seen it, then watch it this weekend!

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

:lol that was funny and Predator does rock however I was really thinking

"Man with a thread title like this Cubsfan23's post doesn't stand a chance!

 

[xsarien]

I ain't got time to bleed.

 

[boo7z]

>"My you've got a big pussy. My you've got a big pussy."


>>> Why did you have to say that twice?


> "I didn't that was the echo"

 

[ToxicAdam]

A man goes into a whorehouse .. all the hookers are occupied except for one 60 year old hooker. He was incredibly horny, so he said what the heck.

While having intercourse, he couldn't believe how tight this old hooker was! It was incredible. So he comes in the next time and asks for the same old hooker. This time, she is incredibly loose. What the hell happened he asks?

She replies, " I just picked away all the scabs."

 

[Fifty]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Pedigree Chum]

A man goes into a whorehouse .. all the hookers are occupied except for one 60 year old hooker. He was incredibly horny, so he said what the heck.

While having intercourse, he couldn't believe how tight this old hooker was! It was incredible. So he comes in the next time and asks for the same old hooker. This time, she is incredibly loose. What the hell happened he asks?

She replies, " I just picked away all the scabs."

 

[ToyMachine228]

"Your pussy's big as a house, my dicks long as a mile."
Split Yo-Yo Mafia

 

[Ford Prefect]

Sophisticated Thread of the Year (STOTY)

 

[cvxfreak]

Matlock = virgin