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[GK86]

When his outlaw dad is kidnapped, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn sets across the West on a rescue mission with five brothers he never knew he had.

Release date: Hits Netflix on December 11th.

Links:

• Netflix page.
• Trailer.

Reviews:

Cast:

Director: Frank Coraci

Adam Sandler as Tommy aka White Knife

Terry Crews as Chico

Taylor Lautner as Lil Pete

Rob Schneider as Ramon

Jorge Garcia as Herm

Luke Wilson as Danny

Will Forte as Will Patch

Steve Zahn as Clem

Harvey Keitel

Nick Nolte as Frank Stockburn

Steve Buscemi as Doc Griffen

Whitney Cummings as Susannah

Jon Lovitz as Ezekiel Grant

David Spade as General Custer

Danny Trejo as Cicero

Nick Swardson as Nelly Patch

Blake Shelton as Wyatt Earp

Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain

Julia Jones as Smoking Fox

Lavell Crawford as Lavall Patch

Norm MacDonald as Dirty Cowboy

Dan Patrick as Abraham Lincoln

Saginaw Grant as Screaming Eagle

Promo photos:

 

[internetwolf]

Awesome cast sans Sandler, I'll have to watch this even though I'm not expecting much. :/

 

[backflip10019]

Yeah, it's kind of crazy how good a lot of this cast is. I'll give it a shot over the holidays because why not? I just hope it's not terrible.

 

[xRaizen]

I'm in, expecting a terrible movie.

 

[Battersea Power Station]

The pics in the OP are like the real life version of the Pixar male face/female face diagrams.

Sorry -- I am just thinking about my daughter starting up school and I'm super sensitive to the subject at the moment

 

[Moppeh]

Could 2/3s of this cast just go make a different comedy western? Because I would love to see what these guys can do sans-Sandler crew.

 

[GK86]

Featurette.

On Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Burro loves Lautner.
Had a heated pond.
Does Nick Nolte impressions.
Launter does a back flip.
Vanilla Ice plays Mark Twain.

 

[Aiii]

This movie is probably going to suck ass, but damn that cast is impressive.

 

[Risible]

I know it's fashionable to hate on Sandler, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to this. I love the cast, Sandler included, and I love westerns. I'm psyched .

 

[TheExhaustedWalrus]

Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain

 

[GK86]

This movie is probably going to suck ass, but damn that cast is impressive.

I know it's fashionable to hate on Sandler, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to this. I love the cast, Sandler included, and I love westerns. I'm psyched .

The cast is pretty great.

I'm expecting a bad movie, but I love watching bad movies.

Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain

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To be honest, this is the thing I'm looking forward to the most.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I guess this should show that Netflix can make shitty decisions, too.

 

[harSon]

Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain

That's fucking amazing though

 

[GK86]

I guess this should show that Netflix can make shitty decisions, too.

Actually, no?

They don't do things just to do them. If they are making these Sandler movies, it's because somewhere, they have data of users really watching them, searching for his movies, and/or loving his movies.

 

[DJ_Lae]

I expect it to be awful, but I'm watching it for sure. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised. Maybe.

Probably not.

 

[studyguy]

That cast is pretty crazy all things considered.

 

[Anoregon]

Why is Buscemi in so many Adam Sandler movies? Are they like old buddies or something?

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

How long into the movie before they reveal White Knife is a dick joke?

 

[MasterOfPastures]

Why is Buscemi in so many Adam Sandler movies? Are they like old buddies or something?

Half of the cast are his failed SNL buddies. It's part of his Great American Comedy Film Swindle.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Actually, no?

They don't do things just to do them. If they are making these Sandler movies, it's because somewhere, they have data of users really watching them, searching for his movies, and/or loving his movies.

Well, duh. I'm speaking of the quality of this product. Compare this to something like Beasts of No Nation and you'll see where I'm coming from. This is a shitty decision by them in retrospect of the overall quality of what they produce.

 

[Armadilo]

goes down Tonight

 

[brandonh83]

Watching for Jorge Garcia.

 

[Anustart]

Will this go up at midnight or....?

 

[GK86]

Will this go up at midnight or....?

Midnight Pacific time.

 

[Lenz44]

I had to stop and reflect at Vanilla Ice as Mark Twain. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

This might be the first Sandler movie I give a chance since... Wedding Singer? I liked that one and this cast is crazy. They're why I might watch this.

Freaking Hurley. Freaking Steve 'Captain Geech and The Shrimp-Shack Shooters' Zahn. That's cool.

 

[Risible]

Half of the cast are his failed SNL buddies. It's part of his Great American Comedy Film Swindle.

Say what you like about Sandler, but he seems like a hell of a guy. No one says a bad word about him in Hollywood, and he's extremely loyal to his friends.

 

[brandonh83]

Say what you like about Sandler, but he seems like a hell of a guy. No one says a bad word about him in Hollywood, and he's extremely loyal to his friends.

I like Sandler. His audial stuff was fucking hilarious.

 

[Dan]

I feel like you people saying it has a great cast are deliberately only looking at 40% of that list.

Say what you like about Sandler, but he seems like a hell of a guy. No one says a bad word about him in Hollywood, and he's extremely loyal to his friends.

Eh... I know I've heard stories about him being a diva.

 

[GK86]

Movie is up!

 

[GK86]

One review:

http://www.ibtimes.com/ridiculous-6-review-should-you-watch-adam-sandlers-new-netflix-movie-2222266

At its best, the movie is a vehicle for an admittedly impressive list of cameos and guest stars, some of which do deliver -- John Torturro as the eccentric inventor of baseball, Keitel Doubleday, and Harvey Keitel as the villainous Smiley are a lot of fun. However, they are rare bright spots in a two-hour farce that struggles to even be entertaining.