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The sport of marathon running finds its first superstar...

Rentahamster

Rodent Whores
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Tschumi

Member
*flash forward to retirement home, he's sitting there reaching for a pot of custard*

*swipe*
*splat*

"ach man, I've been here for fifteen years and you keep knocking my damn custard over before I can eat it, I'm sorry, okay?!"
"Quiet."
 
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AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
I felt for the Japanese volunteer standing there fretting over what she had carefully set up being destroyed.
 

poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
That is such a blatantly shitty and dickish thing to do that I am almost impressed by the sheer audacity of it.
It gets worse the more I think about it. There is another row of water so it seems more designed to create a hazard than deny his opponents water. Plus just a giant fuck you to the people who carefully lined it up in the first place.
 

Kev Kev

Member
this is one of those situations where it may not be technically "against the rules", but they should penalize or disqualify him regardless. cant just be a dick like that and get away with it, or else people will start trying to pull all kinds of other stunts that "arent against the rules". it sets a bad precedent to let shitty sportsmanship like this go unpunished. if anything give him a 30 second penalty or something.

at any rate, if i were behind him in the race, id be waiting for that dude in the parking lot after the race. not even kidding.
 
It's an accident.
It's his first marathon , he's trying to grab a bottle but failed 3 times.
This is an "extra" watering station even athlete got their personal stuff just before so it doesn't make sense.
 
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