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[Saucycarpdog]

Holy crap, I've been eating these things for the past week. I know they are not good for me but I can't resist them when I go to the supermarket. They're like the perfect combination between chips and cheeze-its. Personal favorite is sharp white cheddar.

Anyone else caught in this addiction?

 

[BennyBlanco]

Wow, I can't wait to check out these Cheeze-it Grooves™.

 

[HUELEN10]

Cheez-Its have been dead to me ever since they got rid of Colby and put in that fucking horrible Toasty one instead.

 

[AlteredBeast]

who says supermarket? If this isn't astroturfing, you have a very "marketing" type of word choices.

 

[ipitydatfu]

 

[vatstep]

Does anyone remember Cheez-It Crisps? They came in a bag. They were great.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

I feel your pain, OP. Not just Cheez-It Grooves, but the entire lineup if Sunshine™ brand snacks has me reach, reach, reaching for the snack bowl. This addiction is killing me.

Have you sucked dick for your next fix? If not, don't fucking talk to me about addiction.

 

[Fat4all]

Are they better than Chef Boyardee Raviolis?

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Wow, I can't wait to check out these Cheeze-it Grooves™.

Don't forget they're 100% Real Cheese!

 

[M52B28]

No, the extra toasty are the best.

 

[hateradio]

I should try them sometime.

 

[HUELEN10]

No, the extra toasty are the best.

They taste like chemically treated cardboard, and not the good kind either.

 

[Extra Sauce]

It's a very real problem with cheese crackers in general. They should be taxed and regulated by the FDA.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

holy fuck at that blast from the past

 

[OneEightZero]

Ranch are the best.

 

[NOLA_Gaffer]

The Hot & Spicy is the best.

 

[Acerac]

No, the extra toasty are the best.

By a country mile.

They are my new standard in Cheez It.

 

[Etzer]

Mission accomplished, OP. I'm going to the supermarket tomorrow and now these are on my list. You can tell the Cheez-It people they've got a sale!

 

[How About No]

Eh Cheezits by themselves are kinda gross to me. They're good in soup but I don't need them to be super-flavorful then

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Mission accomplished, OP. I'm going to the supermarket tomorrow and now these are on my list. You can tell the Cheez-It people they've got a sale!

Remember to try the wide assortment of products from the Kellogs Company™.

 

[Messofanego]

Are they better than Chef Boyardee Raviolis?

Never.

 

[Bagels]

Don't forget they're 100% Real Cheese!

I cannot eat cheddar cheese, as a weird side effect of taking an MAOI. Any kind of aged food, particularly cheese, contains an amino acid that I cannot metabolize. Best case is a massive headache. Worst case is a stroke. Out of all the cheeses, cheddar is the absolute worst.

Early on when I started taking an MAOI, I absentmindedly ate a handful of Cheez-its. When I realized, I got ready to go to the hospital. But no headache came. I can eat as many Cheez-its as I want. Curious, for a product that is supposed to contain 100% real aged cheddar.

 

[Coldsun]

I cannot eat cheddar cheese, as a weird side effect of taking an MAOI. Any kind of aged food, particularly cheese, contains an amino acid that I cannot metabolize. Best case is a massive headache. Worst case is a stroke. Out of all the cheeses, cheddar is the absolute worst.

Early on when I started taking an MAOI, I absentmindedly ate a handful of Cheez-its. When I realized, I got ready to go to the hospital. But no headache came. I can eat as many Cheez-its as I want. Curious, for a product that is supposed to contain 100% real aged cheddar.

Cheeses contain various levels of tyramine content. Obviously cheeseits are are on the very low-end. Perhaps its due to the baking process that it undergoes (I don't believe it does but I don't recall, I was only semi-present during those specific lectures).

MAIOs are crazy though considering things like avocados can even be an issue depending on the the level of ripening (higher tyramine content as it ripens).

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

I don't care.

I will never care about any Cheese-Its that arent the Toasty brand.

Toasty Cheese It's are the lord's gift to us mortal peons. That it took them this long to release them is mind boggling. Finding a toasty in a bag of regulars was like winning a mini lottery.

Now it's like I can buy a bag of winning tickets!

 

[HUELEN10]

Why... Why do people WANT a box of the burnt ones!?!?!?!?!

 

[Bagels]

Cheeses contain various levels of tyramine content. Obviously cheeseits are are on the very low-end. Perhaps its due to the baking process that it undergoes (I don't believe it does but I don't recall, I was only semi-present during those specific lectures).

MAIOs are crazy though considering things like avocados can even be an issue depending on the the level of ripening (higher tyramine content as it ripens).

Right on.

As cheeses go, cheddar is by far the worst. Baking should not alter the tyramine content. My guess is that it's not actually aged at all. I can't eat aged meats, but something like Hormel pepperoni is fine. That is chemically "aged," as opposed to naturally aged. Any sharpness in cheddar Cheez-its is almost certainly from added flavoring, not from bacterial action.

I miss cheddar cheese so damn much.

 

[markofhavoc]

I like chex-mix™, it has 80% less fat then potato chips*

*compared to leading brands

 

[Owensboro]

Sponsored content?

Spoiler

Seriously, they're good.

 

[PSYGN]

I didn't like Cheeze-its until I tried the white cheddar flavor.

 

[Interfectum]

Best Cheeze-its ever:

 

[highrider]

I prefer the less celebrated, yet superior cheese nip.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Is there a hot Cheeto cheez it yet?

 

[H2Yo]

Holy crap

Addictive not addicting...

 

[Persona7]

extra toasty cheez its are the gtccoat (greatest toasted cheese cracker of all time)